The Chat Logs: sometimes humor at its best

[Metsrule865 0]

TV-VCR is a terrorist

tv-vcr: I think someone released some weird sort of nerve gas in here :\

cheese89 's cellphone broke

metsrule865 tv-vcr: LOL

fukuda: swat-medic: other websites go finely

swat-medic: oh no

thesimsdude joined the room.

tv-vcr: cheese89: (

blue lightning: Use your common sense. Don;t say anything that you wouldn;t say to your grandmother

tv-vcr: wb

dodgerssuck1: tv-vcr: u terrorist

deathtopumpkins: not nerve gas but newbish gas

thequiltedllama: loved Iceland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p7b5cxVRAs

dodgerssuck1:

tv-vcr: dodgerssuck1: what

metsrule865 Fail

thesimsdude: ahh

blue lightning: dodgerssuck1: Hey

blue lightning: Stop it

tv-vcr: dodgerssuck1: Yes, death to america!

tv-vcr: P

cheese89: and because its water damaged its not covered by my warranty

dodgerssuck1:

tv-vcr: *

fukuda: seriously guys..

swat-medic: let the good times role //4

dodgerssuck1: i call police now

blue lightning: People, chill...

cheese89: stupid... i should be allowed to swim with my phone!

dodgerssuck1 left the room. (Logged out)

swat-medic: cheese89: what did you do?

thesimsdude: //13 //13 //13

blue lightning:

blue lightning: He's going to call the police

thesimsdude: who me 18

metsrule865 blue lightning: LOL

deathtopumpkins:

blue lightning: What a NEWB

thesimsdude: 18

cheese89: i went kayaking and I flipped over

blue lightning: thesimsdude: what about 18?

swat-medic: aww

cheese89: bringing my cellphone with me

metsrule865 Your in trouble now TV

cheese89: saved the camera though!

thesimsdude: 18

tv-vcr: metsrule865: Eh?

swat-medic: thesimsdude: Hey bud, take it easy..

tv-vcr: metsrule865: Oh noes

xyloxadoria: the last time i was in a boat my parter purposely flipped us over

xyloxadoria: 5 times

metsrule865 tv-vcr: He's calling the police

tv-vcr: metsrule865:

metsrule865 tv-vcr:

xyloxadoria: we did canoe swamping traning before we left

thesimsdude: 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

metsrule865 thesimsdude: Dude

tv-vcr:

thesimsdude has been warned by swat-medic.

blue lightning: thesimsdude: Dude....

xyloxadoria: for some reason he thought it was fun so we kept doing it

metsrule865 blue lightning: Copy Cat

blue lightning: If they tell you to stop, stop

metsrule865 blue lightning: Yeah

xyloxadoria: we even got out to turn over other peoples canoes at one point

dodgerssuck1 joined the room.

fukuda: ._.

swat-medic: lol

blue lightning:

dodgerssuck1: police say i cant repor u i is sorry i go now

dodgerssuck1 left the room. (Logged out)

metsrule865 ?

swat-medic:

blue lightning:

metsrule865

tv-vcr:

swat-medic: he called the cops )

cheese89:

blue lightning: he actually called

metsrule865 Fail

tv-vcr: Chat is quite nice today.

cheese89:

xyloxadoria: what did he tell the cops

blue lightning: I think he's less than 10 yrs old

theirishnintendonerd joined the room.

cheese89: yes i like chat today

deathtopumpkins:

blue lightning: wb TINN

cheese89: |

thesimsdude: yes

metsrule865 Man this has to go in the chat HoF

cheese89:

metsrule865

tv-vcr: blue lightning: That I'm a terrorist or something.

blue lightning: Chat today is VERY odd...

cheese89: lol yeah :

cheese89:

blue lightning: so many odd newbs

tv-vcr: blue lightning: No crap.

fukuda: hmmm

xyloxadoria: "I acted like a idiot in a internet chat room and was trated badly"

thequiltedllama: Like i say, Post-Eurovision depression.

theirishnintendonerd: hey

blue lightning: I swear the newest generation of newbs are getting dumber and dumber

fukuda: xyloxadoria: diagnosis: troll

tv-vcr: blue lightning: No. Crap.

dodgerssuck1 joined the room.

swat-medic: wb

thesimsdude: sims dude left chat room

blue lightning: we wont have any more people to replace ageing NAM members (

theirishnintendonerd: xyloxadoria: who said that ?

dodgerssuck1: i now i call cia

lilmanjs joined the room.

dodgerssuck1 left the room. (Logged out)

blue lightning: dodgerssuck1: STOP

cheese89: lol

metsrule865

blue lightning: Hye

lilmanjs: hello

tv-vcr: Someone ban him already

tv-vcr: Hi lilmanjs

blue lightning: Thats it.

cheese89: he's looking for a reaction, ignore him

xyloxadoria: someone wants to know how to relop a lot

swat-medic: tv-vcr: ..

tv-vcr: He's getting really, really annoying

fukuda: hey

blue lightning: ...

thequiltedllama: just block. Gee.

swat-medic: There's a cool block button on his profile, use that.

metsrule865 tv-vcr: Your in trouble now

lilmanjs: what's up everyone?

fukuda: xyloxadoria: relop?

theirishnintendonerd: block button ftw

deathtopumpkins: si

metsrule865 whoo

tv-vcr: swat-medic: No I meant he was sending me PMs in the site

xyloxadoria: fukuda: its a typo or something

tv-vcr:

metsrule865 tv-vcr: )

tv-vcr: But yeah, block away

blue lightning: tv-vcr: What?

blue lightning: he was PMing you?

thesimsdude: tv-vcr

cheese89: hmm

tv-vcr: blue lightning: Yes

metsrule865 blue lightning: )

cheese89: what phone should i get?

swat-medic: tv-vcr: wut

tv-vcr: I deleted them

xyloxadoria: https://www.simtropolis.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=22&threadid=107171&STARTPAGE=1

metsrule865 tv-vcr: What did he say

xyloxadoria: relopping lol

tv-vcr: swat-medic: He's sent me 3 pms so far saying he's calling the police and that kind of crap

metsrule865 LOL

tv-vcr: He's blocked now though

metsrule865 Fail

fukuda: the police? xD

swat-medic: tv-vcr: Who

theirishnintendonerd: tv-vcr: X

fukuda: what for?

metsrule865 XD

theirishnintendonerd: *XD

thesimsdude: XD

tv-vcr: swat-medic: The weird foreigner

swat-medic: ...

swat-medic: name.

[TV-VCR 15]

Disregard this, I'm a moron lol.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: TV-VCR

Originally posted by: Metsrule865

*text*quote>

This is exactly why I think we need a function that prevents new users from entering chat.

quote>

New users who cause problems in chat can be easily and appropriately dealt with by the staff,  which I can fully assure everyone that they are.   It just doesn't happen publicly.

Bear in mind however that the same rules also apply to 'old' users who cause problems in chat.  

[rushman5 33]

he called u old haha. No but seroiusly, abcvs is right, we all have to obey by the rules, no matter how many different way we spell *****, n@@b, or nEwb.

[TV-VCR 15]

Originally posted by: abcvs

Originally posted by: TV-VCR

Originally posted by: Metsrule865

*text*quote>

This is exactly why I think we need a function that prevents new users from entering chat.

quote>

New users who cause problems in chat can be easily and appropriately dealt with by the staff,  which I can fully assure everyone that they are.   It just doesn't happen publicly.

Bear in mind however that the same rules also apply to 'old' users who cause problems in chat.  quote>

'Twasn't implying that only new users are at fault for everything bad in the cyber world.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Chill guys... I am smiling really. =]p

[fukuda 351]

yesterday:

[...]

[LironTheChick 20]

That guy is pretty good in English... well, he chose to translate his mother tongue to spanish instead...xD

And he is blaming google for translating "file" into "pene" while google really translates "file" into "archivo".... He eventually verbally abused us after being warned by confused04 for asking him to shut up...

[TV-VCR 15]

Worth a chuckle.

swat-medic:

LOL, meister came in here, and left for work. There is no one behind the computer

lilbrownsuga5:

thanks

confused04:

wb

tv-vcr

swat-medic: huh?

tv-vcr

oh

)

tv-vcr

swat-medic: kick him XD

deathtopumpkins:

//4 Seether - Remedy //4

swat-medic:

he'd hunt me down and probably do stuff

deathtopumpkins:

//4 Shrimp! Your skin is dry an limp! //4

Ahem

swat-medic:

deathtopumpkins:

duke of york:

tv-vcr: Thats weird...It should go thru

deathtopumpkins:

does meister live

deathtopumpkins:

?

tv-vcr

It's aliiiiive!

deathtopumpkins:

lol

sc4

meister:

what was that swatty-boy?

tv-vcr

sc4

meister:

)

swat-medic:

lol

duke of york:

)

swat-medic:

i got the story mixed up

deathtopumpkins:

hey meister

duke of york:

lol

tv-vcr

lol

lilbrownsuga5:

lol

sc4

meister:

now I am going to watch a tv show with the gf though

sc4

meister:

so bye bye for now

tv-vcr

sc4

meister: cya

duke of york:

cya

deathtopumpkins:

bye

tv-vcr

duke of york: nvm, I just typed in a longer reason

swat-medic

left the room. (Logged out)

pagenotfound

joined the room.

tv-vcr

404!

[JakeMD 107]

Poke fun at me, why don't you!

[mightygoose 92]

First up chicah missing the point.... i don't think she realised Xyloxadoria's post was related to mine and janype's

Next pretty much me having a fourchan moment.... the others were oblivious....

[pagenotfound 53]

Talking about laptop screen sizes somehow went wrong

[simmaster07 1,221]

Some guy in chat kept disconnecting and reconnecting last night. We started chatting about "fukudaing" (the state of being disconnected and reconnected over and over) when this happened:

Yeah, we don't know. Neither did fukuda.

(this needs an actual chat log too, if anyone has one)

[ac94 5]

Beebs Curses:

beebs: mayor of tempest lake: LOL ---

beebs: bleh

swat-medic: mmmmbeebs?

pagenotfound:

deathtopumpkins:

blondetwiggy: beebs

pagenotfound: )

rawr apples: beebs did a curse!

ac94 sbeeb

deathtopumpkins: //3

swat-medic: oh noez ;O

pagenotfound: this is freaking hilarious

deathtopumpkins: brrbs cursed

beebs: )

rawr apples saves chat

deathtopumpkins: beebs:

deathtopumpkins: wth is that?

blondetwiggy wonders what he said -_-

ac94 saves chat and open chat logs

[Vahr 343]

Well, this morning we (I, mulege, and later noypi) got into two turnbased battles, RPG styleish:

- saved on Thu Jun 11 08:58:24 EDT 2009 -

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mulege lets a mouse loose in the room

ded: frogface: eeek!

ded dies

ded: oooh mouse!

ded: sooo cute

ded: but rats are better'

ded: and more fun

noypi07 loves mice

blue lightning dang! https://www.sc4devotion.com/forums/in­dex.php?topic=6985.0

theirishnintendonerd: frogface: OMG BEST INVENTION EVAR

blue lightning I want X(

ded: and more inquizative/social

frogface: theirishnintendonerd: its not as good as my other invention, SLICED BREAD

ded: frogface: av

ded:

mulege lets loose a 6foot tall mussle bound inteligent rat loose in the room

noypi07: ...

blue lightning ..

blue lightning sprays NAM juice

ded: oooh, GE mouse!

ded:

blue lightning XD

frogface: muscley rat ? has it been taking steriod ?

ded: blue lightning: *EDIT by BL:CENSORED*

ded: = |

scififan68 joined the room.

noypi07: hey!

scififan68: hey!

scififan68:

ded: scififan68: girl, you're STILL awake!?

blue lightning if rat at rot 0 is inside chat room at rot 1, then set rat to dead

theirishnintendonerd: hey

frogface: hi

blue lightning Hye Ian

scififan68: yes

ded: i tweeted you about that ish!

scififan68: hey all

mulege watches as the rat beats up the couch

blue lightning Yay for literal NAM RUL code

theirishnintendonerd: blue lightning: eh?

noypi07 watches the rat beats up mulege

blue lightning theirishnintendonerd: "if rat at rot 0 is inside chat room at rot 1, then set rat to dead"

ded is listening to Laura Marling

ded:

scififan68: lol

mulege kicks therat and kills him with a gun

noypi07: ...

ded: aww

ded: poor rat

ded:

blue lightning Now I need the HEX instances of the rat and room to finish it

frogface: what did the rat ever do

mulege: he beat me up

blue lightning Beat up a sofa :

noypi07 accused mulege of illegal possesion of fire arms...

scififan68: mip

ded: i want one of those big gambian pouch rats

ded: LD

ded: *

theirishnintendonerd: )

noypi07 licks a rat

blue lightning stays at the windowsill, watching the rat, muleage, and noy

mulege gives noypi a bribe to hush him up

blue lightning O theirishnintendonerd:

ded: 'Party' - Demi Lovato //4

blue lightning 'P

blue lightning whoops

blue lightning this is a test: "P

blue lightning "Pa

ded: http://www.simonsrodents.co.uk/c­aresheets/GAPORA.jpg <=== CUTE!

blue lightning "Pa

mulege gives his gun to irishnintendonerd

theirishnintendonerd: this is not a test

blue lightning this is a regulated test: 'Pa

frogface: looks a bit frightening

blue lightning This is no longer a test

noypi07 Finally...no more stupid fictional discussions...

ded: frogface: its cute!

noypi07 yay

ded:

ded: it was in a movie, called Willard or something...

ded: which was a remake of an old movie

mulege takes a rocket launcher and kills the hulk

theirishnintendonerd: fry it

mulege: wiat id didnt work

ded: that michael jackson wrote the theme song to the sequel

ded:

scififan68: bye

scififan68: bedtime

theirishnintendonerd: cya

noypi07: bye!

frogface: it might look ok now, but i'd be worried it might chew its way out of its cage and start nibbling on my toes while im asleep

noypi07: Good night!

mulege: nooo the hulk is guna destroy the cha!!!!

blue lightning cya

ded: frogface:

scififan68: its light outside xD

scififan68: bye

noypi07 gives scififan a good night hug

frogface: cya

ded: they use them to find landmines in africa

mulege sends the hulk into a cage

scififan68 left the room. (Logged out)

teufel285 joined the room.

noypi07: hello

theirishnintendonerd: Hi!

teufel285: hey whats up

blue lightning Hye

mulege watches as the hulk rips the ohter couch in two

frogface: hi

noypi07: brb...dinner time...

noypi07 went away.

mulege is invisible

mulege:

theirishnintendonerd: I should get lunch now

mulege watches as the hulk goes after theirishnintendnerd

blue lightning Its fun to make the sound card run an MIDI with extremely high notes

blue lightning

blue lightning *play

teufel285: since I'm stupid and apparently am confused by the instructions provided by this site for installing a map from the stex, can some1 walk me through it please so I can get the region that I really want downloaded and working.....preferably some1 who is patient because I've never done it before

theirishnintendonerd: blue lightning: no its not :$

theirishnintendonerd: it hurts the ears

mulege watches as the hulk atacks blue lightning

blue lightning

blue lightning my ears are smart

blue lightning pokes the hulk and it falls over

blue lightning Pitful.

mulege watches as the hulk gets up and atacks again

blue lightning spins over the hulk

mulege watches as the hulk calls in shehulk to help him

teufel285: any takers?

blue lightning Attack>Special>Spindive

blue lightning hello?

blue lightning ugh, fine..

teufel285: yeah?

mulege watches as hulk and shehulk atack blue lightning

glenni left the room. (Logged out)

teufel285: not tryin 2 be annoying

blue lightning "Hulk recieved 10 damage! (130/140 HP)

mulege: what about shehulk?

mulege watches as shehulk holds bluelightning in a head lock

kingdiz_55 joined the room.

blue lightning Attack>Foot>LightDash

blue lightning Hye

managerjosh left the room. (Logged out)

mulege watches as hulk punches blue lightning in the gut

blue lightning "Shehulk recived 20 damage! (90/110) Hulk recieved 30 damage! (100/140)

blue lightning "BL recieved 20 damage! (100/120)

mulege watches as hulk dose a hulksmash on BL

blue lightning ERROR: Not your turn

kingdiz_55: heya people

blue lightning This is turnbased

mulege: ok

mulege: go

blue lightning attack>Electricity>Thunde­r

blue lightning Hulk recieved 40 damage! (60/140)

mulege watches as hulk dose a hulksmash and shehulk grabs ahold of BL

blue lightning BL recieved 20 damage! (80/120)

blue lightning tactic>escape>spin

mulege steps in with a giant hammer

blue lightning runs mulege over

mulege squashes bl with his hammer

mulege watches as hulk hits bl with a boulder

teufel285 left the room. (Logged out)

mulege watches as she hulk punches squashed bl

teufel285 joined the room.

blue lightning special>*secret*

noypi07: ...

mulege: mega damage bonus

blue lightning wb

noypi07 came back.

noypi07: ty

blue lightning Hey, dont squeeze the air out of my favorite ballon

blue lightning *mulege notices that he is holding a rubber BL

blue lightning

mulege hits the POW ballon with his hammer

noypi07:

blue lightning hits the POW block

noypi07 freezes mulege with his freeze breath

noypi07: POW? Prisoners of War?

blue lightning yay! Opponet defeated!

blue lightning POW as in POW

blue lightning !

noypi07: ah

noypi07:

mulege watches hulk break him free of ice

blue lightning BL gained 1709 EXP!

blue lightning BL leveled up!

noypi07 watches mulege break together with the ice

noypi07:

blue lightning Attack +3

blue lightning Defense +2

noypi07: \

blue lightning HP +20

mulege watches bowser steap in and launch with a fire atack

noypi07: :\

blue lightning *+2

noypi07 gives vince a Defense tablet

blue lightning gained defense! (+3)

mulege watches as bowzer picks up and throws blue lightning

noypi07 so going to be in a chatlog

noypi07

blue lightning panics for a moment, then spreads arms

noypi07 cuts mulege's internet connection

mulege reconnects (its wireless )

blue lightning touches down on the windowsill

frogface left the room. (Logged out)

noypi07 destroys mulege's computer

mulege watches as bowser lets loose abunch of koopas

mulege fixes computer and puts up an energy sheild

noypi07 joins bl's ally

blue lightning gained an ally!

noypi07: Boss Battle!

mulege hits coopas and watches as shells fly everywhere and atack everyone but him because he is behind a sheild

noypi07: Battle gear...initiated

noypi07 uses shield breaker

blue lightning attack>special>tattle

mulege jumps

mulege: tattle?

blue lightning Mulege. Max HP: 200

noypi07: *mulege evades but has shield broken

noypi07 uses multipunch

mulege gets 100 HP bonus from bowser

noypi07: ...

blue lightning Attacks with his minions and direct attacks

noypi07 uses light waves to destroy mulege's browser

ded: http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-co­ntent/uploads/2009/06/a51979_01­52.jpg <=== anyone else find this picture HIGHlarious

blue lightning Noypi. Max HP: 120

mulege defends with a firewall

noypi07:

noypi07 uses ice beam...

mulege max HP 300

blue lightning Attack>Special>Earthquake­

noypi07: *firewall destroyed

blue lightning Muleage HP: 250/300

noypi07 uses HP sucker

mulege jumps high up in the air

noypi07 digs a hole

mulege gets in his air ship

blue lightning spindashes into mulege

noypi07 uses multi drill

noypi07: *air ship destroyed

mulege grabs blue lightning with a giant hand

blue lightning mulege: 200/300

blue lightning warps

noypi07 duplicates

mulege picks up a coopa shell and throws it at noypi

blue lightning Final smash! *electrical storm

noypi07: *mulege hits a duplicate

mulege gets a massive HP boost from bowser

noypi07 evasiveness rose

blue lightning Mulege took 90 damage!

mulege calls in sonic the hedge hog

blue lightning dashes in

blue lightning

noypi07 calls in light speed the black hole

mulege gives sonic final smash and he transforms into super sonic

blue lightning

noypi07 commands the black hole to suck mulege in

blue lightning He's my assist trophy X(

mulege teleports

noypi07: *boss defeated*

noypi07:

blue lightning XD

blue lightning well, I guess that is all.... unless someone wants to challenge

mulege teleports a mountain on top of noypi

noypi07: *mulege hits another duplicate...

mulege: me throws noypi into the center of the black hole

noypi07: fail!

noypi07:

blue lightning fail!

blue lightning We win

noypi07: yay!

mulege teleports

noypi07: mulege's HP 0/300

mulege re chalanges

mulege gets massive HP boost max HP 1000

noypi07 let's go home...

noypi07 lol sure

mulege calls in the master hand and crazy hand

blue lightning hits a save block

noypi07 left the room. (Going to Home Sweet Home)

blue lightning *Ding*Would you like to save the game?

blue lightning Yes<

blue lightning No

blue lightning *enter*

noypi07 joined the room.

kingdiz_55 left the room. (Logged out)

mulege makes POW block bigger and master hand hits it causing big damage

blue lightning Saving..... do not turn off the power or eject the game

noypi07:

theirishnintendonerd: brb

theirishnintendonerd went away.

blue lightning Game Saved. (Chat saved )

[simmaster07 1,221]

-100,000 points: blue lightning.

Simmaster07 wins!

[Shadow Assassin 336]

JanYpe does not like SCS:

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shadow_assassin: hm... should i play some sc4?

glenni: no

glenni: you shall play scs

shadow_assassin: 

glenni: get with the times old man

glenni has been warned by janype.

janype: Bad! 

shadow_assassin: XD

glenni: lol

ded: XD

 

[simmaster07 1,221]

Bad beebs. Baaaaad.

[earwax_man 18]

RealChat Enterprise Edition 5.0, Build #651

Welcome to Simtropolis Chat!

There are 21 people in 5 rooms.

You entered Social Lobby. Room topic is: Open Casual Chat.

blue lightning: lol I can build myself a radio... why isnt that an option :\

blue lightning: wb

deathtopumpkins: X(

earwax_man hey

deathtopumpkins: Waxy!

earwax_man i can't play sc4

earwax_man :\

deathtopumpkins:

pagenotfound:

krbe: "Click here for sexy videos of Bill Bailey"

deathtopumpkins:

earwax_man it keeps saying that it can't initialize direct draw

earwax_man :\

pagenotfound:

aontan:

earwax_man

pagenotfound:

metsrule865: I

mayorm: earwax_man: nooooooo!!1

xyloxadoria: :_

deathtopumpkins:

metsrule865: Combo Beaker

blue lightning: "Scavenger - On Your Own But Determined"

pagenotfound:

earwax_man

xyloxadoria:

deathtopumpkins:

metsrule865:

earwax_man

metsrule865:

hym: deathtopumpkins: Just avoid the chat that day.

deathtopumpkins:

earwax_man

pagenotfound:

xyloxadoria: :\

metsrule865: :\

pagenotfound: not this

earwax_man :\

janype: enough already

xyloxadoria:

deathtopumpkins: hym: but what day is it? and is it only for one day?

hym: Or make liberal use of the ignore button.

blue lightning: uh oh

metsrule865: Lets move on

earwax_man

barbulam1: watch the spam

blue lightning: kick time

[Boggy1 45]

My birthday chat party xD

boggy1 15 minutes.....

boggy1 !!!

blue lightning: boggy1:

...

boggy1 nine minutes!

aontan: boggy1: It's not THAT big a deal.

chicah: boggy1: One hour ago here

aontan: Unless you plan to get hammered at 00:00.

boggy1 XD

chicah: better drink fast, in that case.

...

boggy1 six minutes!!

deathtopumpkins:

codythemonkey: boggy1:

deathtopumpkins:

boggy1 well guys, girls..

boggy1 its been a hell of a ride

boggy1 id just like to say before I go

blue lightning: boggy1: uh wat

boggy1 ..you are all really awesome people!

glenni: you aint a kid no more?

boggy1

blue lightning: boggy1: wait how old are you turning?!

aontan: Great, someone take that noose off him.

aontan: blue lightning: 81.

coolguy14: happy birthday

boggy1 some of you have made the past few years very bearable

aontan: [and that wasn't a typo]

blue lightning: wait so boggy is....going away?

boggy1 also; its gonna be my ST anniversary in five minutes time

aontan: blue lightning: to the Wales in the sky.

boggy1 four minutes

deathtopumpkins: blue lightning: no hes turning 18

boggy1 you guys really did rawk

blue lightning: Well happy anni and bday boggy

blue lightning: deathtopumpkins: so hes leaving us?

aontan: We're not going away, you know.

boggy1 best luck in whereever life takes you

chicah: He's becoming an adult.

boggy1 and all that jazz

chicah: Scary.

glenni: he's turning 18 and getting all sentimental like he's turning 81

chicah: glenni: HEy, I got sentimental too.

chicah: I get sentimental from time to time.

glenni: ... when you are drunk?

aontan: It's like something out of Cocoon.

boggy1 Hopefully I'll meet some of you on the other side!

boggy1 three mins!

blue lightning: oh lol

glenni: saying " I LUFF YEEEE!" to a mailbox?

blue lightning: Just saying he's leaving childhood

chicah: glenni: Oh, shut it.

glenni: actually

blue lightning: (/teenagerhood)

glenni: i bet john has done that

deathtopumpkins: :\

aontan: 18 is still teen.

chicah: I don't always get sentimental when I'm drunk

aontan: As is 19.

boggy1 Two minutes!

boggy1 Guys; it was fun!!

boggy1 really really fun

boggy1 and I thoroughly enjoyed

blue lightning: boggy1: freeze me one last time

chicah: boggy1: and you're coming back. We know it. And we'll be here! *drum phanphares*

aontan canned laughter.

glenni: badam tsh!

blue lightning: wait how many more min?

chicah: glenni: ...even I havent done that.

boggy1 ONE minute!

boggy1 Love you all!

blue lightning: FREEZE ME one last time (

boggy1 maybe we'll meet again

boggy1 at some point

chicah: boggy1: must be a fast clock you've got there

aontan: //4 Memorieeees, at the corrrrner of my mind.

boggy1 30 seconds!

aontan: 23:59 on my clock too.

chicah: glenni: HAha, maybe he was high aswell.

codythemonkey: 6:59 on mine

brooney: 23.59

blue lightning: ok in that case dont freeze me

boggy1 15!

codythemonkey: 15 seconds

blue lightning: 18:59

boggy1 10

blue lightning: 9

boggy1 5!

blue lightning: 7

coolguy14: oh great

blue lightning: 2

coolguy14: 3

brooney: 5?

confused04: Happy Bday !

aontan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

codythemonkey: Happy B-day!

chicah: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AARON!!!

confused04: I win!

boggy1 HASTA LA VISTA!

boggy1 left the room. (Logged out)

blue lightning: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

deathtopumpkins: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

blue lightning:

coolguy14: your 18!!!!!!!!

deathtopumpkins: damn

blue lightning: HE LEFT (

chicah: glenni: Aww, that'

aontan: He'll be back.

chicah: s just cute

imdawon77: wheres he going

chicah: aontan: of course.

aontan: If you say "Hasta la vista" you have to come back.

blue lightning: Meh he cant just drop us

aontan: It's the laws of movies.

codythemonkey: aontan: In like 15 minutes

coolguy14: wheres he going

coolguy14: BRB

blue lightning: oh boggy lol

chicah: Says something about how dramatic leaving the chat is for boggy, how much time he's spent in here; when he makes this kind of fuss about leaving it.

blue lightning: but if boggy=$nevertoreturn then vince=(

[JakeMD 107]

[Mayor of Tempest Lake 34]

The missed half.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Poor rawr!    Haha

[simmaster07 1,221]

Chat started calling jake fat.

swat-medic: why do i sleep for 11 hours

rawr apples: Canton is also in Michigan

swat-medic: :@

victor valdes: swat-medic: lazy X(

earwax_man: swat-medic: About the sae as me :\

blue lightning: swat-medic: because your fat.

victor valdes:

victor valdes: blue lightning: xD

victor valdes: hahahaha

earwax_man: swat-medic: I go to bed at am

simmaster07 blue lightning: XDD

rawr apples: swat-medic: I slept for 4 X(

johnsy:

earwax_man: 3am*

swat-medic: blue lightning: WTH?

earwax_man: xD

victor valdes: i dont think so Jake is fat

blue lightning: swat-medic: "Studies show that obesity and sleep are linked"

swat-medic:

simmaster07

earwax_man:

victor valdes:

swat-medic: i aint fat X(

johnsy: oh noes

blue lightning: XD

victor valdes: johnsy:

rawr apples pokes jakes love handles

simmaster07 swat-medic: Or are you?

earwax_man:

earwax_man: I'm only 10 stone X(

victor valdes: rawr: xD

earwax_man: ...with muscle

johnsy: that study will lead to people getting sleep deprivation

earwax_man:

blue lightning: lol chat got interesting

simmaster07 blue lightning:

rawr apples: earwax_man: fatty

blue lightning: Im 130 lbs

earwax_man: rawr apples: lol

victor valdes: blue lightning: all because of you predicting that Jake is fat

victor valdes:

blue lightning: victor valdes: )

rawr apples: earwax_man: I way 10 stone too

swat-medic: i'm 6' 2'' and 175 pounds.. i th ink i'm good )

rawr apples: swat-medic: fatty

blue lightning: Im 6' 2"

victor valdes: swat-medic:

victor valdes:

earwax_man kills rawr

simmaster07 swat-medic: http://afdes.2x.nu/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page&useskin=cavendish I can has new Wiki theme

swat-medic: blue lightning: you aren't 6'2'

rawr apples: 5'8'' , 10 stone

earwax_man: I'm 6" 4' :\

victor valdes: simmaster07: you cant X(

victor valdes:

blue lightning: Dang.

earwax_man: rawr apples: fatty

simmaster07 victor valdes: (

blue lightning: H.O.T. lanes bring a lot of revenue

rawr apples: earwax_man: im skinny

johnsy: 6'2" you can do a slam dunk

earwax_man: rawr apples: So am I

victor valdes: I'm 6'' 3'

victor valdes: taller than my dad

simmaster07 I'm looking for city journals

rawr apples: johnsy: for jake..doubtful

simmaster07 I went to forum games

blue lightning: Im taller than my mom and almost my dad

blue lightning: simmaster07:

johnsy: oh boy i'm only 5'10" by US standard

victor valdes: blue lightning: my mom is way shorter than me XD

johnsy: rawr apples: LOL

rawr apples: alright i'm leaving to get up and wake myself up so I don't crash and die on the freeway

simmaster07 rawr apples: XD

victor valdes: rawr apples: )

victor valdes: take care apples

blue lightning: rawr apples: lol cya

victor valdes: cya

rawr apples: bye

rawr apples left the room. (Logged out)

johnsy: rawr

blue lightning pokes rawr's ghoset

blue lightning: *ghost

victor valdes: fail

johnsy: yarr i hate apples yarr

confused04: shortie!

victor valdes:

earwax_man:

wrightguy0:

swat-medic: excuse me i'm gonna go eat

swat-medic: cuz i'm a fatty

blue lightning: lol )

victor valdes: there look X(

swat-medic came back.

swat-medic went away.

victor valdes:

earwax_man: lol

confused04: fatty!!!!

victor valdes: XD

simmaster07 //4 Beynce - Irreplaceable //4

confused04: you weigh more than me!

simmaster07 Jake's fat X(

imdawon77 left the room. (Logged out)

wrightguy0: swat-medic: fatso

simmaster07 Beyonce*

earwax_man: \)/

victor valdes: simmaster07: Beynce?? )

blue lightning: Jakes new nickname is no longer Jale. it is now fatty

victor valdes: fail

confused04: simmaster07: the bf just saw her on Thurs.

victor valdes: blue lightning: XD

earwax_man: Jake is just big boned

earwax_man:

johnsy: fukuda'd

earwax_man: what is fukuda'ing?

simmaster07 blue lightning: Jake -> Jale -> Jail -> Prison -> Fatty

blue lightning: XD

victor valdes: earwax_man: you might not wanna know

victor valdes: simmaster07:

simmaster07 earwax_man: Being disconnected and reconnected without knowing

swat-medic: please don't call em fatty

earwax_man: simmaster07: Ah

simmaster07 You see, if you put "Fatty" in there, it breaks the chain

victor valdes: swat-medic: okies

earwax_man: simmaster07: xD

johnsy: fatty acid

victor valdes: XD

simmaster07 We could do Jake -> Jale -> Jail -> Prison -> Convict -> Fat Convict

earwax_man: Jake = Glycerol

victor valdes: simmaster07: XDDD

swat-medic: Jake works X(

blue lightning: Get yur Omega-3 fatty acids today

earwax_man: simmaster07: xD

simmaster07 swat-medic: Lawl

simmaster07 blue lightning: XD

victor valdes: )

victor valdes: Jake is gonna be mad!! )

confused04: blue lightning: Ge your Omega 3 Jake acids today

earwax_man: Jale = Jale = Jail = Prison = Convict = ... = Profit

wrightguy0: simmaster07: he can be the prisoner "Fatass" from the Shawshank Redemption

simmaster07 No, the fat convict is going to be mad

tritri joined the room.

victor valdes: wrightguy0: XD

confused04: hey

earwax_man: hai

tritri: hola

blue lightning: Hye

victor valdes: hi

johnsy: hi

sizzurp left the room. (Logged out)

simmaster07 wrightguy0: Jake -> Jale-> Jail -> Prison -> Convict -> Fat Convict -> "Fatass the Prisoner"

earwax_man: Jale the Obese Convict

simmaster07 It works

victor valdes: simmaster07: noo!,the fat commie

victor valdes: XD

simmaster07 33

confused04: i see the French parliament passed a bill allowing some stores to be open on... SUNDAY

swat-medic: ok um

johnsy: fat commie epic

swat-medic: this is getting old

tritri: simmaster07: sm

confused04: swat-medic: only cause its at your expense

tritri: (that was for SimMaster, of course, you pervs !)

blue lightning: Lets stop abusing Jale now.

earwax_man: I'm considered a commie xD

wrightguy0: if at first you don't succeed, tritri again

swat-medic: confused04: its ALWAYS at my expense

quote>

[Keegan V50 15]

ROFL!!

[pagenotfound 53]

dont get me angry i just might do this...especially if its monday....(note log HAS been edited)

pagenotfound feels a sharp chill

pagenotfound feels oddly cold

justanothersim86: o rly

pagenotfound

deathtopumpkins:

zezug:

pagenotfound

pagenotfound suddenly gets itchy all over

pagenotfound 's hair starts falling out and ears elongate

pagenotfound stands abruptly

pagenotfound 's bends forward in agony as teeth become more pointed and claws come in

pagenotfound 's skin begins to get tight and tougher as a snout forms on the face. Horns begin sprouting out the side of the head and scales develop. Just then, an intense pain shoots down the spine as the neck elongates

pagenotfound notices a tail begining to grow and the chest bursts with muscle and the shirt flies off.

pagenotfound 's head changes shape and begins to take on a reptilian appearance as his skin changes to a drab browinsh green color. BEnding down in pain he clutches the desk as a tail grows and ankles begin to reform

pagenotfound gets taller and develops burning pain in the shoulders as his back arches forward. His feet start looking like that of an eagles

pagenotfound notices bony armor appearing on parts of his body. An intense unbarable burning pain culminates in a loud rip. The skin rips as wings begin to come out

deathtoall joined the room.

pagenotfound 's claws grow to full length and long sabre like fangs form

pagenotfound bends down on all fours as the wings unfold and a membrane covers the wing fingers

palpatine001: oh for the love of

palpatine001 gets the Holy Gun and fires it at 404

wrightguy0: palpatine001: quit yer whining

wrightguy0: X(

palpatine001:

deathtoall just dont put it in

wrightguy0: it could be worse, we could have jake the sparkly vampire to deal with

pagenotfound wings burst out hitting the books off the bookshelf.... letting off a load shriek

pagenotfound 's throat begins to burn

pagenotfound growls in pain as his facial features get reconfigure once more... finaly he breaths heavily

pagenotfound opens mouth and blows as flames coem out setting the door on fire

pagenotfound now wonders how he will fit throough door

deathtoall went away.

pagenotfound knocks wall down and escapes to outide

pagenotfound flies off into the night

[earwax_man 18]

xD

1998wasnice: i got my RC hummer and rigged it up with 4 of the most powerful 9 volt batteries it goes like 15 miles per hour!

tyler2500: wat i read again?(srry wasnt paying attention)

ntq$310: I need to find good filler lots... and paths

earwax_man bi4xu1 qu4 wai2mian4

earwax_man :\

ded: $200 NZD is CURRENTLY $131 USD, simsrealtor

1998wasnice: )

wrightguy0:

1998wasnice:

earwax_man

theirishnintendonerd:

simsrealtor: ded: w/e

1998wasnice:

earwax_man

theirishnintendonerd:

earwax_man

1998wasnice:

simsrealtor:

1998wasnice:

ntq$310:

earwax_man //6

ntq$310:

simsrealtor: :\

ntq$310:

simsrealtor:

earwax_man :\

simsrealtor: )

earwax_man

ntq$310: Combo breaker!

xyloxadoria joined the room.

earwax_man

ded: THATS not annoying AT all

1998wasnice: ooohh noooo it is the ban sheep!

simsrealtor: CCCoommbbo BreakkeRRRR

ntq$310: oria

1998wasnice:

[Ntq€310 1]

lol.

fishyguy52: oh my god

fishyguy52: lol

thatmonkeysim joined the room.

metroton says join etown.com or die

deathtopumpkins bends the bars right open and climbs out.

username30425 left the room. (Logged out)

imdawon77: dtp! dtp!

deathtopumpkins: tms!

imdawon77: hey tms

pagenotfound tms!

ntq$310 tms sounds way to close to pms >>

thatmonkeysim:

deathtopumpkins: lol

fishyguy52: what is pms

pagenotfound:

pagenotfound: lol

duke of york Is a communist and illegally commercial fishes fishyguy

deathtopumpkins:

ntq$310 fishyguy52: LOLOLOL

pagenotfound facepaw

thatmonkeysim wow...

edj439: fishyguy52: ask a girl.

ntq$310 that makes this so much funnier

fishyguy52: nver mind then lol

pagenotfound: that was an odd greeting

pagenotfound: lol

imdawon77 deguts fishy

imdawon77: :$

thatmonkeysim: very odd

metroton: B)

fishyguy52: argh

edj439 throws fishguy into 404's mouth.

fishyguy52: i feel alotta love here quote>

[simmaster07 1,221]

Entry 1:

simmaster07 Why is chat never normal?

tritri: astronelson: oh okay I see

simmaster07 Maybe it's because the welsh left

tritri: simmaster07: because we are on it

tritri: )

simmaster07 XD

astronelson: The normality of chat is inversely proportional to the number of people on said chat.

tritri: astronelson: yeah, exactly

tritri: that's why chat is normal when no one is on it

shadow_assassin: that's true

tritri: (well, usually when i'm alone on the chat, I spend a couple of minutes posting whatever, and then I disconnect)

astronelson: But then, no-one is there to see it.

simmaster07 Chat is usually normal when only one person is on as well

tritri: astronelson: yup, that's the point )

simmaster07 Because they have nobody to talk to

tritri: simmaster07: it's not normal when I'm the onlly person connected

tritri: only*

simmaster07 >_>

tritri: once I spend 10 minutes typing "woooohoo I'm alone"

tritri gets naked and dances

shadow_assassin: well, the sad thing is when 404 is on chat, it makes things less normal no matter how many people are on it

tritri: that kind of stuff

simmaster07 o_O )

astronelson: 404 is a normal*0.

shadow_assassin: and the poor people who are reading the chat logs must suffer because of your actions tritri ;p

simmaster07 And when boggy gets in here everyone instantly has an urge to poke him

astronelson: Every time he is online, chat cannot be normal.

tritri: shadow_assassin: yeah, that's the point )

shadow_assassin: exactly

shadow_assassin: chat can't be normal if there's a dragon flying around everywhere

astronelson: Is anyone saving this?

simmaster07 yep

shadow_assassin: we could offer boggy's sheep up as a sacrifice, however...

simmaster07 But chat's normality would only go up by .000000000001%

shadow_assassin: and that's marginal at best

astronelson: Discussion of the philosophical nature of chat normalicy: If there's no-one in chat, is it normal?

simmaster07 It's normal because nobody can bork it

astronelson: And would we want it to be?

simmaster07 no

simmaster07 Unless it's abnormal in the sense of a newb flooding the chatbox

astronelson thinks chat is perfect just the way it is.

tritri agrees

simmaster07 Of course, "normal" is a relative term, however

simmaster07 So one could argue that chat is already normal

astronelson: In it's oddity...

astronelson: *its

astronelson: it's is it is, its is possessive.

tritri: simmaster07: when chat is normal, it makes it anormal... right ?

simmaster07 tritri: Precisely

tritri: simmaster07: then it is anormal

simmaster07 So normal = abnormal if normal had an actual definition

astronelson: It is odd for chat to be normal, so it is abnormal. But abnormality is the normal state for chat... the eternal chat paradox.

simmaster07 We're discussion the normality of chat in chat o_O

simmaster07 Weird

quote>

Entry 2: (too long to post)

http://simenigma.simgames.net/lolwut.txt (log there)

Come join the Socialist Lobby!

[Palpatine001 57]

Kenny getting owned

confused04: http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8639/ilivethere.jpg

confused04: behold where I live

617squad: confused04:

palpatine001 we just dont have enough beds also, so the government will push some operations to the private sector and get the private sector to do it

confused04: 617squad: Behold X(

palpatine001 Hospitals are semi autonomous business units

617squad: palpatine001: ah, ok. continue ur argument with ruler

confused04: palpatine001: this is one of the few places you're ever gonna see that look like this

palpatine001

617squad: )

confused04: although I wonder what Minneapolis-Saint Paul would like like if they were combined 150 years ago

palpatine001 London gone wrong

confused04: just how awesome the city would be

duke of york: Take a look at this

617squad: palpatine001: XD

duke of york: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTNV-wTnF28

confused04: London gone wrong?

confused04: palpatine001: we at least have a grid

palpatine001 Some victorian cesspool

confused04: oi X(

palpatine001 hey could be some Russian cesspool

confused04: or some Kiwi cesspool

ded: ew

ded: new zealand

palpatine001 we dont have Cesspools

ded: gross

ded: >_<

palpatine001 except Levin

confused04:

hamish joined the room.

617squad: palpatine001: )

palpatine001 Hamish, Kenny is calling ur house a cesspool

ded: LOL

617squad: )

ded: heeeey

hamish: how dare you kenny!

confused04: palpatine001: I called you're entire country one X(

confused04: oh wait...

ded: i don't live in Levin anymore

confused04: that didn't help

duke of york: LOL

palpatine001 LOL HE ADMITS IT

ded is now a Thorndon boy

617squad: ) )

ded: ^+^

confused04: i only said that in response to what he said X(

ded: *

hamish: ded: reallY?

confused04: him saying http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8639/ilivethere.jpg

confused04: this was a cesspool X(

palpatine001 thats was classic

617squad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCASiT1ud4I <----laugh!

palpatine001 Kenny Pwnage

confused04: cause he is J-e-a-l-o-u-s

617squad: lol

confused04: http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5508/downtowncustom.jpg

confused04: w00t

palpatine001 poor poor kenny

hamish: I think kenny is digging him self into a hole...

sixers33 joined the room.

palpatine001 yeah

palpatine001 Kenny keep digging mate

confused04: hamish: no judgements from the southern hemisphere X(

palpatine001 keep digging

617squad: )

sixers33: I HEAR PWNAGE

confused04: palpatine001: HA! i have alot of crust X(

sc4ruler: anyone here from the U.S?

confused04: i can dig for ages X(

hamish: sixers33: you hear right

palpatine001 u'll ned it from the hole ur digging