Chain Reaction!

[magpieshooter 1]

she is sold to the local camping shop as a high powered torch. When this she was bought by some travellers, they put her in thier caravan which SPONTANEOUSLY EXPLODED!!!

[MadMax410 1]

New Topic

 

OK, my turn to start?

 

A kid is near a toxic waste dump... 

[pickled_pig 7]

And it happens he's with his friends.  A dangerous gang, if you ask.  The type of people that if you ask them to jump off a bridge, they'll film it for the world to see.  So this kid asks his friends, I bet you a thousand dollars you can't go to the bottom and return with some valuable nuclear waste....

[magpieshooter 1]

...His friends point out some people near the toxic waste dump. They're protesting against the dumping of Toxic Waste, AKA Old Socks. Bloody Greenies They say. They start heading towards the protesters, looking for a fight...

[gggg 9]

then they start a fight, after that they fight, then they fight and then they fight some more.

[pickled_pig 7]

And they fight some more until a strange-looking clown car comes to the scene.  It appears to have an intent on collecting the numerous dead bodies...

[Goldfish4209 9]

so he collects the dead bodies and kills the gang.

[MadMax410 1]

Then a mysterious North Korean bomb smashes into the clown, causing mass destruction in New York City. Oddly enough, this was No-Car-Day, a day where everyone uses the subway.

[newyorkstate 6]

Then, one subway was carrying so many passengers, it derailed!

[sloppet 3]

but sloppet saved the train, and died....

[pickled_pig 7]

Every member of ST with a reputation went to sloppet's funeral, a ritualistic event located in a cave off the Red Sea.  But being so close to the Biblical lands, it was only inevitable that the plague of locusts would eventually find them...

[freedo50 1]

...the locusts approached and ate everything and everyone, and that is why ST died for a while recently ...

[Goldfish4209 9]

Locust find ST members unappetizing and spit them out. Dirk celebrates by designing the new site. But...

[pickled_pig 7]

locusts find Karl Rove and George W. Bush very appetizing and devour them.

[MadMax410 1]

The US celebrates te death of Bush, for they all hated them, then they became drunk and fired a missile at...

[newyorkstate 6]

A Nuclear Reactor (BOOM). Local residents turned into mutants.

[cityhawk 12]

The mutants wanted to become humans again, so they went to Harvard U and threatened to kill a chemistry professor there if he didn't mix up a human potion for them.

[pickled_pig 7]

The Harvard Professor, upon seeing the mutants, dropped his acid solution on his clothes from the shock of suddenly seeing them.  It happens that this is an acidic colution at the extreme end of acidity...

[MadMax410 1]

The acid started to burn him, so he ripped off his clothes and started to run around in circles yelling,"The Voosa!! The Voosa!!" Eventually him jumps out of the window. 

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

Then, he flies around, and yells:"I CAN FLY!!!" After he said, a big red button appears somewhere in the world.

[pickled_pig 7]

That button appeared somewhere in the frozen north of Siberia, above a long-abandoned mining shaft.  Now it happened that this button is made of thousands of tons of lead; thus the weight of the button caused it to fall into the abandoned mine.  When the button hit the floor of the mine, 2 miles down...

[cityhawk 12]

...there wasn't an explosion of any kind, but it apparently sent out hypnotizing signals, as now the world population thinks that they are destructors. Mass destruction of governmental buildings happens all over the world...

[MadMax410 1]

Then the drunk profeser started to beat everyone with a little stick. This reversed the hypnotism, but it went too far and everyone became... HIPPIES!!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

There is a sudden increase in the number of flowers that are bought, causing the stores to...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

...call a professor with some cloning skills. He makes a flower-cloning machine for the flowershops, but the professor steps into the clone-cabine, and... he clones hisself!

[pickled_pig 7]

Eventually the clones of the professor start fighting over who can best find the meaning of Life...

[MadMax410 1]

Then the hippies came in and said "Stop my brothers! We must all find peace. That is the true meaning of life." The clones got mad at the hippies and...

[MadMax410 1]

Then the hippies came in and said "Stop my brothers! We must all find peace. That is the true meaning of life." The clones got mad at the hippies and...

[gggg 9]

then they call madmaxs clone who posted right after he did and they togeter kill the hippies

[Goldfish4209 9]

And also all the non hippies, including animals and plants. Soon earth is bare of life, but...