The Simtropolis Vending Machine - Inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives 8 original copies of each Bowie album in semi mint condition*

*inserts 2 hockey sticks and a bucket of pucks*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives season tickets to the next years Penguins games*

*inserts broken mouse and keyboard*

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives a premium RGB mechanical keyboard and a tracball*

*inserts a vending machine*

[metarvo 711]

*Receives "sold out" error message*

*Re-inserts vending machine*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives Marvin Gaye album with metal knocking noises mixed in*

*inserts duck-billed platypus eggs* 

[korver 27,686]

*receives even more*

*inserts a bag of food*

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives a map of france with an X marking the location of a long lost treasure*

*Inserts a rusty padlock and a bent nail*

[Skimbo 304]

*gets a high school locker

 

 

*inserts this high school locker

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives freshman covered in ketchup that was found within said locker*

*inserts a 4th year Biology book and a dirty pair of gym clothes*  let's freshman leave  

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*receives a few minor diseases*

*inserts the state of Iowa*

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives nothing*

*inserts a physical manifestation of anxiety*

[patfirefghtr 160]

" Gets a nervous wreck"

"Inserts A-Trac Player"

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives a track player*

*Inserts Jeremy Clarkson's hair*

[T Wrecks 10,210]

*Receives an ageing poodle*

*Inserts a can of worms*

[Terring 6,476]

*Receives a sandworm... from Dune... with metallic armor!*

*Inserts a puppy*

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives a chinese lunch*

*inserts a phone charger*

[metarvo 711]

*Receives a new Samsung Galaxy S7*

*Inserts time capsule*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives a cup of rusty moldy brown water with bits of paper in it*

*inserts tattooing machine and three colors of ink*

[TekindusT 3,809]

*Receives a full back oversized tattoo featuring the My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic characters*

*Inserts a Teletubbie*

[patfirefghtr 160]

just no nooo nooo just noooo noooooooooo lol OK OK fine ugh if i must *Receive: A flattened Flatulence poorly drawn 2D Teletubbie*

*Inserts said flattened very gassy poorly drawn 2D Teletubbie back in* 

[Skimbo 304]

*recieves some kind of rotten body that looks like run over by a road roller

*gives that thing a disgusted look and throws it away

 

 

*inserts a rabbit

[korver 27,686]

recieves rabbit

inserts a piece of pizza

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives a bachelor pad*

*inserts a quarry*

[raynev1 1,887]

*Receives a handful of gravel*

*Inserts pocket lint*

[metarvo 711]

*Receives a new pair of blue jeans*

*Inserts an empty Dasani water bottle*

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

*Receives greetings from Sahara(h)*

*Inserts sweet salt*

[Skimbo 304]

*gets sugar

 

*inserts coffee beans

[Bipin 3,403]

*Gets fair-trade, hipster-blend, locally grown Guyanese deluxe espresso, brewed high in the Andes mountains by student volunteers working for a startup venture managed exclusively by single dads... Now in K-Cups! *

 

 

*Inserts several LEGO bricks*

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

*An error occured, please try again later*

*Inserts manual of how to fix Simtropolis Vending Machine*

[patfirefghtr 160]

* Receives error message "Unknown Domain Name" Flash on the screen*

*Inserts a new quarter to try again*