The Simtropolis Vending Machine - Inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine

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This game is inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine, on SC4 Devotion. The rules and instructions are quoted below, courtesy of dragonshardz (slightly modified by me):

This is a fun little game I learned from another forum I go to. You simply insert something into the vending machine, and the next poster states what they want to receive, followed by what they want to insert into the vending machine. Here's an example (with fake names):

Bob's post: *inserts five dollars*

Jane's post: *receives Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator* *inserts two dollars*

However, you are not restricted to inserting cash into the machine. The forum I got this from has some pretty crazy stuff coming out of the vending machine. The ideal way to post is with asterisks (*) in front of and behind what you get & receive. Making other comments is okay!

All credit goes to dragonshardz of SC4D for popularizing this game! Thank you, dragonshardz!

To start this game:

*Inserts DVD of unlimited Johnny Test*

  Edited December 5, 2012 by aaaling  

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*Recieves a DVD of cartoons that don't make me vomit*

*Inserts foot*

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*Receives a treatment for athlete's foot and bad odor*

*Inserts an old coin*

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*Receives a copy of Portal 2*

*Inserts GLaDOS*

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Receives delicious cake...

Inserts Toboggan.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

receives bobsled.

*inserts a smart car*

[Alejandro24 575]

Receives a bicycle.

Inserts an onion.

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*Recieves Rachael Ray*

*Inserts hotel room key*

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...receives a fistful of watermelon jolly ranchers and a half empty jar of mustard.

*inserts the color purple [the color, not the movie]*

[Alejandro24 575]

Receives a DVD of The Color Purple.

*Inserts a clock*

[Terring 6,476]

Receives a time machine

*Inserts a puppy*

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*Recieves a dog*

*Inserts David Hasselhoff*

[Charlie_Zane 963]

*receives a life guard*

*inserts a fold-out chair*

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Receives a 3 legged stool with different leg size.

Inserts a vending machine.

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Please make sure that you enclose your items with asterisks (*) in front of and behind what you receive/insert. Also, you do not have to receive a derivative of what the person above you posted to insert. Thank you!

*Receives a Sega Dreamcast*

*Inserts Big the Cat*

  Edited June 13, 2012 by aaaling  

[Charlie_Zane 963]

*receives Sonic Adventure*

*inserts a pencil sharpener*

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*Recieves a pen*

*Inserts Sonic Screwdriver*

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*Receives a headache.*

*Inserts Simtropolis Server: Toaster Edition."

[Charlie_Zane 963]

*receives the Facebook Server*

*inserts unfinished homework*

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*Recieves A+ grade*

*Inserts ORIGINE3*

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*Doesn't Recieve 25% off* (Vending Machine Jam)

*Inserts New Macbook*

  Edited June 14, 2012 by Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ  

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*gets an overpriced, bruise Grannysmith apple.*

*Inserts discount coupon code*

[Charlie_Zane 963]

*receives a magazine of even more coupons*

*inserts a loaf of bread*

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I've been spelling "received" wrong this whole time. I'm such an idiot. *Remembers "I before E except after C...*

*Receives a blueberry muffin.*

*Inserts fire hose*

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*Receives Fire*

*Inserts bacon*

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Remember, you do not have to post to receive a derivative of what the person above you posted to insert. An example is what I've posted below!

The previous person posted: *Inserts bacon*

*Receives Froggy*

*Inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*

  Edited June 14, 2012 by aaaling  

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Alrighty then...

*Recieves a bucket full of trout with severed heads and a portrait of Jerry Seinfeld*

*Inserts an accurate map of Thailand from the 18th century*

EDIT: I think everyone is too afraid to even imagine what they would receive if you inserted me.

  Edited June 16, 2012 by MamaLuigi945  

[Charlie_Zane 963]

*receives Bangladesh*

*inserts MamaLuigi945*

[Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ 273]

*Receives MamaMario946*

*Inserts Communism*

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*Recieves Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, and Mao as bobbleheads*

*Inserts SC4 RH disk*