The Simtropolis Vending Machine - Inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine

[Skimbo 304]

*gets words in disorder that sounds awfully bad

 

 

 

*inserts "the new english dictionary"

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*receives many new and useless words*

*inserts Hillary Clinton*

[metarvo 711]

*Receives a superdelegate*

*Inserts a concrete cinder block*

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

*Receivers a cinder concrete block*

*Inserts dirt*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives earth worms*

*inserts fish caught with worms*

[metarvo 711]

*Receives a fishing tackle box*

*Inserts pack of gum*

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

*Receives chewing pack without gum.*

*Inserts creativity*

[Bipin 3,403]

*Receives an art*

*Inserts Jeff Koons*

[quick 1]

*Receives Jeff Foxworthy*

*Inserts Chevy Bowtie*

[airman15 4,113]

*Recieves a Ford Explorer*

*Inserts one Internet*

[Skimbo 304]

*gets a 500-pack of WWW signs

 

 

*inserts 25 of theese signs

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives message (ERROR 404 Page Not Found)*

*inserts peanut butter and jelly sandwich* 

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives childhood memories*

*inserts giant block of Swiss cheese*

[Skimbo 304]

Gets pictures of Emmental.

 

 

Inserts snow from Matterhorn

[TekindusT 3,809]

*Gets Matterhorn spring water.*

*Inserts a snowboard.*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives roller blades*

*inserts a can of worms*

[Skimbo 304]

*gets butterflies

 

 

*inserts cocoa

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives chocolate chip cookies*

*inserts 5 ripe bananas*   and goes to look for milk for the cookies

[dc'smycity 30]

*gets nilla wafers and whipped cream"

*inserts tacky Hawaiian shirt*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives a bobblehead hula dancer*

*inserts a plastic button and a box of crayons*

[Fantozzi 4,068]

*Recieves a brand new version of the board game 'ludo'.

 

*inserts 3 tapes with secretly recorded 'locker room talks' by various athletes*

[airman15 4,113]

*Receives 12 magazines from tabloids chock full of accusations*

*Inserts one classic rock album*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives a free long term stay at Hotel California*

*inserts help me message soaked in wine*

[Fantozzi 4,068]

recieves a Gerard Depardieu autograph card

 

insert 1 worn out santa claus costume and 3 old, adamant muffins

[airman15 4,113]

*Receives a deranged Easter Bunny costume*

*Inserts two cups of hot cocoa*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives a years subscription to Ebony Magazine*

*inserts three empty beverage cans*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives an aluminum ashtray set*

*inserts a cat, chicken, and goat*

[airman15 4,113]

*Receives two 10-packs of Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs*

*Inserts an electric guitar*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives two tickets to the Scorpions current tour*  ( take me with you)

*inserts a hubcap , a steering wheel and a car radio*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

no problem

*inserts one toy baby stroller and 1/2 gallon of gas*