The Simtropolis Vending Machine - Inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine

[TekindusT 3,809]

*receives the quarter back*

*inserts a million dollars*

[Bipin 3,403]

*Blue Screen of Death - the vending machine's computer is fried shortly thereafter for some unknown reason, and the million dollars is lost for all eternity*

 

*Inserts a Windows NT boot disk*

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives Windows 10, because you can't do anything Windows-related without also accidentally receiving Windows 10 these days*

*Inserts Bipin*

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives a total conversion copy of SC4 and C:S in grunge format*

*inserts EA*

[Simmer2 23,831]

* receives a copy of the original SC4 code..by mistake.*

*inserts kingofsimcity's avatar*

[Skimbo 304]

*gets a fancy sticker of a creature looking like his avatar watching a nuke go BOOM.

 

 

*inserts a palm tree

[metarvo 711]

*Gets a Los Angeles postcard*

*Inserts a "no palm trees" mod for SC4*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*still gets a palm tree here or there*

*inserts Simtropolis CD#4*

 

[Bipin 3,403]

*Somehow, SC4D's LEX content is installed instead*

There must be something wrong with this vending machine...

*Inserts grenade to take aforementioned machine out of its misery*

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives the same machine in a pristine state found in the scraps of its previous life*

*inserts the US primary ballot*

[metarvo 711]

*Receives hanging chads*

*Inserts TV remote*

[Bipin 3,403]

*Receives Seinfeld*

 

*Inserts Festivus pole*

[TekindusT 3,809]

*recives North Pole*

*Inserts a polar bear*

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives a polar bear cub*

*Inserts an amoeba*

[Bipin 3,403]

*Receives dead amoeba*

*Inserts bigger amoeba (chaos chaos)*

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives giant deadly man-eating amoeba. *

*inserts BFG 9000*

[how_deep 2]

*Receives BFG 9000 and fires it*

*Inserts 1 soul cube* 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*receives a refund*

*inserts a watchtower*

[raynev1 1,886]

*receives two tickets for a tour of Big Ben*

*inserts a Timex watch*

[patfirefghtr 160]

*receives generic slogan about keeps on ticking*

*Inserts smashed watch*

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

*Receives fixed Swatch*

*Inserts smashed Swatch*

[raynev1 1,886]

*receives almost fixed swatch , now the movements are backwards^

*inserts a box of baseball cards*

[Skimbo 304]

*recieves euro-2016-football-player-cars

 

 

 

*inserts this rubbish again.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*receives some even more rubbish rubbish*

*inserts some peas and a strip of bacon*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives child's toy labeled fun with food*

*inserts purple shoelaces, three yellow Lego bricks, a penny, a piece of lint, a matchbook, and two pockets from a pair of pants*

[raynev1 1,886]

*receives a repair bill , because you done jammed up this vending machine and we caught you on camera*

*inserts a two dollar bill and a bus pass*

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

*receives tree fiddy*

*inserts memes*

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*receives dank memes*

*inserts Luigi from Super Mario Bros.*

[raynev1 1,886]

*receives one free world warp*

*inserts significant other*

[Themistokles 134]

*receives just emptyness*

*inserts Hamlet*