ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[pilotdaryl 25]

Tomorrow I expect at least 1,000!

Are Rocking Chairs so sweet you can eat it?

[amal81 3]

Sure, if you are a termite, they are sweet...

What is a siggy?

[ccecill 52]

I have no idea

Why on Earth do men have nipples?

[iamthouth 0]

It's easier that way.

When will Amal start another forum game?

[cityhawk 12]

A: When people stop playing his previous ones because they're boring! J/K

Q: How do you explain the "twilight zone"?

[masochist 111]

A: With a series of ticks and tocks, a bloodhound, a PowerPoint presentation, Elvis Presely, the number 42, and the phrase "All your base are belong to us." Very simple, really...:-P

Q: Why is it that some people on Simtropolis have screen names that begin with capital letters and other people don't?

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

they didnt pay attention in grammar class...

Why am I playing this forum game right now?

[iamthouth 0]

You're waiting for a Stex d'l to finish.

Why is beauty in the eye of the beholder?

[Shinnie02 17]

Because the beholder beholds the eye

Why do people smile

[amal81 3]

coz they can't pronounce : and ) together

Why does make you happy?

[Grobulous 0]

A: because it's smiling with those bouncy eyes.

Q: what state is high in the middle and round on the ends?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) The state of Ballweedball

Q) What's "ANSKY"?

(If you're not from the New York area or weren't watching Yankee Games in 1998-99, you likely won't get the reference)

[Shinnie02 17]

A: Um.........yeh! ok..i dont know

Q: Where do people live

[Grobulous 0]

A: Earth...

Q: Are we not men?

[ccecill 52]

A: Yes. We are adult boys.

Q: Why the heck does the wording under my avatar say "Tourist"?

[iamthouth 0]

Not to worry, soon it will say "Local Yokel"....

Why is political correctness appreciated?

[amal81 3]

Democrates said so.

Who is a 'Yoke' in the Yokel

[Shinnie02 17]

you, leaving out the "u" and the "ke"

Who am I?

[ccecill 52]

A: a bad mofo. Q: How many people are going to bid their cities for the december06 simlympics on Oct 15. (link in my sig)

[amal81 3]

^ Whoa ccecill watch your language, no use of swear words around this place! You might get into trouble with the moderators if they see that.

A: Not me that's for sure.

Q: Which are better donkeys or elephants?

[PavSek 1]

A: Donkeys

Q: Which is easier chinese or japanese?

[ccecill 52]

A: I don't know, but I love fried rice. @amal81: Sorry, didn't consider that offensive. Sorry if anyone thought it was. Q: How many pats fans we got?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: We have y "pats fans" (whatever those are) given y=3(2pi+5)/9.

Q: What did oxygen say to hydrogen?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Let's get together.

Q: Where can I find a dodo bird?

[Grobulous 0]

A: Within the volcanic ruins of post-post-modern New York City.

Q: Who is typing this question?

[iamthouth 0]

A simtropolis resident.

What ingredients do you need to pickle a pig?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: A pig and pickles.

Q: What makes macdonalds so fattening

[amal81 3]

Must be the beef

Why is burger the king?

[Crazy_Carrot 0]

A: Since it's in the middle.

Q: What's water?

[iamthouth 0]

Oxygen and hydrogen after it got together.

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