ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[cityhawk 12]

A: Be the tallest person in the crowd.

Q: Why haven't they found a cure for diabetes yet?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the cures are playing hide-and-seek.

Q: How can I get people to do what I want them to do?

[amal81 3]

Control their minds and yours too...

How can a person travel through time?

[sanantonio 0]

A. Wait.

Q. What would you do if I sang out of tune?

[cityhawk 12]

A - One word: earplugs.

Q - Why can't we all just be friends?

[amal81 3]

We will all be friends only when pigs fly

When do the pigs fly?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: When they are shot out of cannons.

Q: Where can I get a cannon?

[cityhawk 12]

A: At WalMart!

Q: How do you make music?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: With an instrument.

Q: How does one make it rain on command?

[octaves 4]

A: You throw a banana at the cloud and it will forget that its holding the rain back while chasing the banana to eat it (yum)

Q: Why aren't cows yellow with purple spots?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because I'm colorblind.

Q: Why is colorblindness considered a disease?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because not being colour blind isn't a disease.

Q: What exactly is a spline?

[octaves 4]

A: A typo of a spine

Q: How does food taste good going down but when coming up its so vile?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: It is the evil food zombies that live in your belly.

Q: Fa wusha, gunaza wushishe fa wusha'no?

[Nerd_Guy 4]

A. Gusha ma gort de fa Hrap!!

Q. Where's Waldo?

 

[cityhawk 12]

A: Wherever you're not looking.

Q: Why did you commit that felony?

[amal81 3]

I dont have the damndest clue about felony

Why are prison cells small?

[owenluby 1]

Because the prison gaurds like to keep the prisoners from thinking outside the box...

Why am i typing this?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the little green space man told you to type it.

Q: What is calculus?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Something that was invented to confuse us all.

Q: Why am I up early?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because you're not asleep anymore.

Q: Why do I stay up so late?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because you have a reverse curfew.

Q: What does it mean to "shoot the breeze"?

[amal81 3]

firing bullets when there is a breeze in the direction where it came from.

Why do some people have inflated egos?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because it would be great physical pain to deflate them.'

Q: How many sloppets does it take to screw a lightbulb?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Here, none; where he lives, who knows.

Q: How many numbers are there in a sequence?

[amal81 3]

LOL that would be inconseqencial.

Why did maxis create SC4

[Skyfire2275 23]

Q: Supply and demand... Suppyl and demand.

A: Why did they call Simtropolis "Simtropolis"?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because what would Simtropolis be without it's name...Simtropolis!

Q: Why is there a bug in your juice?

[Nerd_Guy 4]

He's my friend

If 2b+9y=xb, where can I find the pizza?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: You can find it at the point described by x=y=z=0.

Q: What happened to sloppet?