ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because is THE smiley to post!

Q: ?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Here's some more!

Q: Are emotions used too much on ST?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Depends who you ask!

Q: Have you visited Simtropolis prior to today?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Have you seen my lightbulb on prior to today? I think so!

Q: Why aren't you in a good mood?

[amal81 3]

I am not in good mood becoz my pet pigs aren't flying anymore

Why is 'she' a 'he'?

[collgab 10]

A: because 'he' a 'she'

Q: why is space black?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because it does not want you to see it.

Q: What are you doing with that Banana peel?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Don't worry! I'm not going to throw it down in front of you!

Q: Why do you have a taser in your hand?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because I intend on using it!

Q: Where do turnips grow?

[octaves 4]

A: Where carrots and magic cows grow.

Q: How can chickens still run when there heads are chopped off?

[cityhawk 12]

A: By the shear knowledge that they know they'll be eaten.

Q: How did you get control of that airplane?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: With a remote control, duh!

Q: Where does one go to get a haircut?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: someplace where there are scissors.

Q: why shouldn't I run with scissors?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because you are very clumsy. You know the rest...

Q: Why is your hair on fire?!

[Zegai 0]

A: Because a Dingo ate my baby.

Q: How do I know if any new Bats are out?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Well, if they're not in your bellfry...

Q: Why do bats come out at dusk?

[cityhawk 12]

A: So they blend in.

Q: What is world hunger?

[FreewayofFlight 41]

A: it's all a lie, don't worry

Q: Why do we lie?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Don't worry, everything you hear is a lie. Except that, and that, and that, and that...

Q: What's your sign?

[octaves 4]

A: My sign is do not enter becasue I dont like people bothering me.

Q: Why does my tongue hurt?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: You've been flapping it too much.

Q: Why does my head hurt?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because your brain is sitting on your skull.

Q: How can a sunny day ruin things?

[your_adress_here 11]

I like pie

Where is the period at the end of this sentence

[octaves 4]

Because it got eaten by a shark

Why do we sneeze?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because a fairy flew up your nose.

Q: Where does water go when it goes down the drain?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Back up the drain and floods the kitchen or bathroom.

Q: Where did you get that bear?

[your_adress_here 11]

Benjamin Breeg

Why did Eddie cross the road?

[sanantonio 0]

A. He was dared by a chicken.

Q. Why do I like eating food?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because you are hungry.

Q: Why is grass green?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: It would look funny if it were pink.

Q: Why is the grass greener on the other side?