Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but then Na reacted vigorously and you ended up dead.

 

I wish to meet Amaimon.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

He seems to tired

 

I wish for salt tasting less salty

[piercing_arrow 76]

_{Granted, but then you find out that all food now tastes disgusting.}

 

_{I wish I knew how to cook better than I do now.}

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you don't have any utensils.

 

I wish for 5000 more posts on ST! D:

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but then you got banned. 

 

I wish to meet Astaroth. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You missed him. He just came by here!

 

I wish for a chromed future. 

[AidanA28 17]

granted: now you need some some chrome foam and a detailing kit. Unfourtantly, a chromed life can't access these things, and it begins to decay.

 

I wish that my computer would explode.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you'll be posting on Simtropolis and it explodes in your face.

I wish I had Super Smash Bros 3D

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Tough! If you had some money you could buy it. 

 

I wish for Pretty Patties

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but oops looks like someone got them away!

 

I wish for more money.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but the tax man cometh.

 

I wish SimCity 6 would come out.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

I guess you don't really do after seeing SCS and SC ...

 

I wish those rendereings become real:

 

 

 

 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but unfortunately for them to become real, you must become unreal.

 

I wish I didn't have so many bills.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but  they cost more than before. 

 

I wish for a baby dromedary.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted and it turned into a child.

 

I wish for relevance.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Huh, what do you say? I didn't listen

 

I wish for invisibility

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but since you didn't put a subject, you got nothing.

 

I wish the weekend would last longer.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but the weekdays become longer too.

 

I wish for red spaghetti.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

BLLOD D:

 

I wish for some more pizza right now, simply wish, but I really do.

 

Granted, but since you didn't put a subject, you got nothing.

 

I wish the weekend would last longer.

 

There is

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted, but I eat it all first and you get nothing 

 

I wish I could turn into a Glaceon (the thing in my avatar) at will, so that I could get away with pretty much anything since people would think I was so cute and pet me.

[tonyr 926]

Yes,but I'm thinking  Glaceon chops sounds tasty!   

 

 

 I wish to find my life long partner. ....... 

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but she died soon after you met her. 

 

I wish for eternal blessings! 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But, actually, God didn't like your tone

 

I wish for some more smileys on ST -.-

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted, but nobody ever uses them, and they are removed after one day.

 

I wish I could be a Glaceon and not get eaten! 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but accidently got dissolved in the party punch and everybody drank you instead.

 

I wish I could play Doom again.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Yes, back in 1999.

 

I wish for trees giving shade.

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted, but only when the temperature is below freezing, so it doesn't help at all. Bad luck Stitch 

 

I wish I could be a Glaceon and not get killed by anything!

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but then you were teleported to nothingness. Enjoy eternity in darkness! 

 

I wish for joy and happiness. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But you won't enjoy your happiness...

 

I wish for some more usage of Latin

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted but you have to use Japanese as your vernacular language.

I wish I could master Japanese.