Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but they built houses for ants.

I wish for a new Adele album. 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Wish granted, but she did a Miley Cyrus and twerked on Robin Thicke on stage first.

I wish the simpsons would become good again.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! By the way, Fox has just declared bankruptcy! Apparently every show that was on it will be cancelled.

I wish the Ford Escort can be put back into production.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted! The 1981 Ford Escort returns to America's roads.

Not only that, but Ford ceases all production of the rest of their current line-up in favor of their 1981 lineup instead. General Motors, Toyota, Honda, and Nissan (then still called "Datsun") all follow suit. Break out the Duran Duran records!

I wish that really would happen.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you also have to wear 1981 clothes and have a 1981 hairstyle.

I wish 1981 wasn't so long ago.

[Abrams 1,744]

There you go,it is the end of the world now.

I wish my schoolmates weren't annoying

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! You now bear the reputation of being the most annoying in your school!

I wish I had the entire PS2 library!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

As far as I know, you mustn't talk in a library. How do you even think you were allowed to play video games there.

Can someone tell me why?

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Yes. why.

I wish my two month cough would end already.

[raynev1 1,887]

Wish granted . Now instead of coughing , you have episodes of sneezing . Bless you .

I wish ... I wish for a new PC with all the bells and whistles . 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but it doesn't stop ringing and whistling at you.

I wish for a mild winter.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Wish granted. The severe cold will be postponed to june.

I wish I had some money to buy stuff with.

[Abrams 1,744]

Granted!Now you can buy 10 nails!

I wish Cities Skylines would start

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you can't build anything.

I wish it would stop snowing so much.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, you get -100C temperatures. 

I wish for Copic markers.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but they don't write.

I wish for winter.

[raynev1 1,887]

Wish granted , but you live in the opposite hemisphere .

Knowing what I know now , I wish I didn't quit school in the 7th grade .

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. You get the full experience- of being the smallest and scrawniest kid in the class. Just hope that you are a fast runner..

I wish I didn't need to go to middle or high school.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Wish granted. Good luck getting a job.

I wish I had more dank memes.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted but they turned into mank demes

I wish my daughter's hamster would stop escaping from it's cage (I swear that hamster is a cage hacker).

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but it died instead.

I wish for less snow.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Come to me, not a single piece of snow here.

I wish for Tonraw to come here

[Abrams 1,744]

On 2017. 01. 01. at 3:03 AM, Toothless Stitch said:

Come to me, not a single piece of snow here.

I wish for Tonraw to come here

Naw you get me instead.

I wish i could go skiing right now

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but since your leg is broken, all you can do is sit and watch.

I wish I could afford to buy a new car.

[raynev1 1,887]

      Wish granted . After driving off of the car lot , the electronic braking device malfunctions and causes an accident . Police come and give you a ticket for failure to maintain control of a motor vehicle . 

      I wish I could get an old truck .

[matias93 7,535]

granted. As this answer, it will take 6 months to arrive, and we don't even assure you it will be much better than a pile of rust.

I wish to find which files on my plugins folder are causing the CTDs...

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but your regions folder gets corrupted instead.

I wish I can see the solar eclipse on the 21st...

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, 21st Century Fox is streaming live from East Timor.

I wish for everbody to have a good day on my birthday  

[matias93 7,535]

Granted, but the day after that there's a worldwide economic crash and everyone's week becomes terrible.

I wish we could predict economic crashes.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Yep and people totally hated you because it was so much worst than anticipated.

I wish I could find time to update my city journal.