Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[11241036 5,115]

Granted. Now your car accelerates from 0 to 60 mph in 0.1 seconds, thereby instantly crashing into the next obstacle in front of it.

I wish I had an idea of how to progress with my SC4 region.

[Skimbo 304]

Granted but the region file gets corrupted.

 

I wish for ice cream!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Ok, but dragon breath.

I wish someone would reply to this

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Wish denied.

I wish Toothless Stitch's hand was all right.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted. Toothless Stitch now has two right hands and no left hand.

I wish the screws on the distributor cap in my car weren't all stripped and now I can't pull them out.

[raynev1 1,887]

Wish granted , after you pull them out you misplaced them . Now you have to walk to the parts store to get new ones .

I wish I could get my roof fixed for free .

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Of course you can fix it yourself, for free

I wish for kids stopping always wanting everything for free (not referring to raynev, but all those YT kids always asking for intros or stuff but FOR FREE, lel)

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but you fingers get crushed by a tree. 

I wish I could fly.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted, but you can only fly up to no more than one foot above the ground. You get bored and quickly wish for the ability to not fly again.

I wish I had the money to buy many old cars and work on them.

[Skimbo 304]

You get a Robin Reliant full of pence coins. Of course you got to drive it home first. Have fun!

 

 

I wish for sugarfree candy that doesn't taste like it's been found around the toilet.

 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. Here's a bag of dog pellets.

I wish Chris Evans would leave Top Gear.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but he comes to live with you.

I wish for a week of rest.

[raynev1 1,887]

Wish granted , then you have to wait twenty-four months for the next week of rest .

I wish it could stay 75 degrees fahrenheit all year where I live . 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Wish granted, but next year it turns to a negative 75 instead.

I wish I could just kind have a million billion dollars without for that matter having osme kind of sanction imposed on myself to restrict me from buying anything.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted, but since you only wished for it, it turns out the money was printed illegally and is counterfeit. The money is confiscated, you are arrested and thrown in jail immediately.

I wish new cars would be designed with boxy styling and straight lines again.

[Skimbo 304]

*gives you a Nissan Cube and runs

 

 

I wish I had a girlfriend!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Scared of dragons...

I wish she wasn't D:

[jmsepe 2,039]

But she was scared of you instead. 

I wish for a stronger EU. 

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

The nations of the EU unite and become a massive world power. WWIII has now begun.

I wish I could reach the "10,000 hours to mastery" of a subject in under 24 hours.

[Skimbo 304]

granted..... in the subject of drain pipe cleaning......

 

 

 

 

I wish I had some better ideas to corrupt other people's wishes....

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You're just too much of a nice dragon D:

I wish people would stop corrupting people's wishes D:

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! Instead of mere wishes being corrupted, real aspects of life now get corrupted!

I wish I had a stockpile of silver.

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

Granted. Only this kind of sliver though:

I wish I had the ability to understand every available language.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted. Unfortunately, this includes the millions of made-up languages by fantasy and sci-fi writers, as well as children. Your brain can only contain so many languages, and you're only able to recall the useless made-up ones. Enjoy speaking Dothraki!

I wish I had the money to buy all the old 60s, 70s and 80s cars I wanted (all of them running good).

[Prophet42 1,503]

Wish granted, but the air around your house becomes unbreathable because of all the pollution created by those old cars.

I wish I could retire a rich man.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but all your money is stored in a McDonald's gift card. And yes, that is a thing now.

I wish I could also have sum moniez like.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but inflation got too high you won't be needing them.

I wish that I have more free time in college.

[raynev1 1,887]

Wish granted , your college files bankruptcy and closes it's doors . Sorry your tuition was non-refundable . 

I wish I had graduated high school and went to college .

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

18 hours ago, raynev1 said:

Wish granted, your college files bankruptcy and closes it's doors. Sorry your tuition was non-refundable.

I wish my summer holiday could go on just a couple weeks longer.

[Delta 88 262]

Granted, but it turns out that you started your summer holiday a couple weeks late, which means that you inadvertently worked during the first couple weeks of your summer holiday that were granted by this wish. Back to work for you tomorrow, sorry!

I wish they would build more low-income housing in my state.