Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but you travel back to a time were you can't get enough energy to get back...now you're stuck.

I wish I could travel the galaxy in a faster than light starship.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. The only problem is that there's no autopilot so it's rather difficult to change course fast enough in the event something crosses your path.

I wish rechargeable batteries lasted longer.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. Enjoy the persistent rolling blackouts your state will experience every 5 minutes the power is restored!

I wish I had a Bald Eagle as a pet! (Perfect for Independence Day)

[Lot Creator 304]

Granted but it starves and flies away to a better owner.

I wish I could revert events.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted... except you accidentally undo your birth. Whoops.

I wish there were more hours in the day so I could bingewatch anime and not feel bad about it.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you found yourself in Mars. 

I wish to live up to 150 years. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Old

I wish I weren't back

[Skimbo 304]

Granted! But you're an albino now, facing all the problems they face.

 

I wish I had a camping van!

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. There is now a talking van sitting next to a giant tent in your backyard while making smores. It's a camping van!

 

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Move to my hometown then

I wish Mushy moved to my hometown :3

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but your house gets foreclosed therefore.

I wish for a baby camel as a pet.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. It eats your furniture.

I wish for rain.

  Edited July 17, 2015 by MushyMushy  

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Monsoon

I wish for Monsoon tho

[Skimbo 304]

The only problem: You live in Bangladesh. Next to a river. And get flooded.

 

I wish for some vodka

[philforhockey51 4,220]

A flash flood of vodka rushes down the Danube flooding you with it.

I wish for new skates.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

In-line skates !

I wish for less bureau-crazy in Germany

[Samness 104]

Granted. Enjoy your anarchy.

 

I wish to become President.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the nation collapses as political conflict divides the nation in a second Civil War, and you are assassinated and remembered by history as the worst president.

I wish I could make any building I wanted into a BAT instantly.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. One day your computer has a fatal crash. You go out searching for a new computer with an OS that handles SC4, but for some odd reason the only computers in existence now work like tablets and have a goofy new OS that doesn't support SC4, the LE, or any BAT-producing tools. Guess you can't enjoy your BATs!

I wish to live on Pluto.

[Lot Creator 304]

Granted. Here, have this blanket and a gas heater. Gas sold separately.

 

I wish to live in CSL cities.

[Samness 104]

Granted, but this is now your commute:

I wish to have a personal assistant that does all of my work for me.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted... until you run out of money and are unable to pay the assistant's $80 per hour wage after a week or two. Back to doing the work yourself!

I wish rechargeable batteries didn't loose their ability to hold a charge after a few years.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Okay, try to put them into round shaped slots.

I wish my phones internet wasn't broken

[Samness 104]

Granted. Your internet is working just fine, but now for some reason your phone's web browser app won't open. Weird.

 

I wish to learn to play the trombone.

[Duke87 1,070]

Granted, but all you know how to play is sad trombone noises.

I wish I had the ability to ghost myself and my car through other vehicles so I never had to stop at red lights or get stuck in traffic.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. You get lots of tickets for running red lights.

I wish pencils' erasers didn't run out so fast.

  Edited July 23, 2015 by MushyMushy  

[philforhockey51 4,220]

Granted the whole pencil is an eraser and only an eraser size tip is the writing end.

I wish I thought of a signature.

[Samness 104]

Granted, but it's an incredibly offensive signature.

I wish I didn't think of a signature.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. Now you can't sign off on anything official because you can only print your name.

I wish for cookies.

[Artimus 485]

Granted.... But the cookies are burnt to a crisp like obsidian, while hard as a rock! Ouch!

I wish I have all of the Lego Sets that ever existed...