Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but the year wasn't easy.

 

I wish I could fly!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

9/11 (sorry, but I had to post his)

 

I wish people'd stop with all that conspiracy stuff, seriously 90% don't even know what they are talking about ...

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but now your whole life will become a conspiracy!

 

I wish that I could win the lottery! 

[nas786 104]

Granted, but the old lady you cut in line who also bought lottery tickets sued you and won!

 

I wish my computer could run sim city 4 with no glitches

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Just watch Stitch has a gltich 

 

I wish for some more WD Stitch movies ....

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but they'll be worse than the Avatar TLA movie adaption! 

 

I wish that I could travel more. 

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted, you have traveled to where you were before you traveled.

 

I wish for better life.

[TalkingHead77 6]

Granted, but it's Charles Manson's life. His life becomes so great, that he is released from prison, travels to your town, corrupts the local police force and courts, gets the mafia on his side, and they all relentlessly pursue you to make your life absolutely terrible. Tough luck jmsepe 

 

I wish I had enough money to last me the rest of this year.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Do I still have to ruin this wish since he's banned?

 

I wish Jeffrey Katzenberg didn't cut down on Dreamworks budget (PDI has been shut down ...)

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but now they make movies so quickly, within 2 years they'd have run out of new ideas. 

 

I wish that my course timetable was shorter. 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it fills your schedule.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Well, I sometimes wish you were ...

 

I wish for interest in ...

[tonyr 926]

We all know you are the interest!

 

I wish for love?

[Charlie_Zane 963]

You'll get love from death!

 

I wish for a plentiful income. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But you are not Obama aka Tony

 

I wish for nothing (and I guess I will get something ...)

[tonyr 926]

 

 

I wish for nothing (and I guess I will get something ...)

 

Nope, you get nothing!

 

I'm still wishing for love; where is he?

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! I found the perfect match for you!

 

 

I wish I lived in Oregon!

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but Oregon didn't want you and shipped you to California

 

I wish spring was not 6 weeks away.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Then you should move to Tonraw ....

 

I wish for more raws...

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but they become too loud and numerous, causing everyone to flee to space. 

 

 

I wish I could think of a wish. 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but that wish was a horrible idea.

 

I wish the weekend was longer.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

With the weeks getting shorter ...

 

I wish for a T-Shirt ... simple

[YouHaveBeenGivenWarning 0]

Do I still have to ruin this wish since he's banned?

 

Yes you do. That's just how Toothless will do you, always trying to get out of things the easy way. 

 

And you'll have to corrupt this one too:

 

I wish this account was unbannable! 

[Dazzyls 576]

You proved it isn't.

 

I wish I was in New York.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you can never leave the subways. 

 

I wish I was in Paris. 

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you can't get out of Beauvais Airport

I wish I have 30 dollars.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but someone takes it while you are riding the subway.

 

I wish all this snow would melt away.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but the snowmelt it creates floods your entire city/town!

 

I wish it would actually snow here in winter. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but you can't make a snowman with one snowflake.

 

I wish I could sing.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But then we wouldn't have an awesome President but just one of those ordinary singers ...

 

I wish I knew who that banned guy was D: (of course I do )