Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but you died before receiving it.

 

I wish for happiness in 2015,

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Wish unclear; rest of sentence missing. You're granted nuclear winter instead.

I wish for snow.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but it snowed so much that now you're stuck underneath a glacier.

 

I wish for a good sci-fi movie.

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but you are the movie.

 

I wish to relocate.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You did but somewhere else

 

I wish for knowing where somewhere else is

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they think you're stalking them, because when you know, they know.

 

I wish people valued our culture more than money.

[tonyr 926]

Granted. Watch out for that wrecking ball!

 

I wish corporations weren't so greedy.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But if so, they weren't so sharing

 

I wish they were a bit more sharing

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but the consequence is that they ran out of capital.

 

I wish for a good 2015 for everyone! 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, for everyone else but you.

 

I wish reverse psychology actually worked.

[tonyr 926]

It does, but not for you!

 

I wish I had a billion bucks! I am not referring to deer ... don't even try it! 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You won't get it since you're Mr. President so you already have enough ...

 

I wish you could have enough money

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but now I have too much money.

 

I wish I didn't have to travel to Mexico on business next year.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, you have to travel to the worst neighborhood of East St Louis, Il (most crime ridden city in the United States)

I wish I lived in New York City.

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but you died the next day. 

 

I wish I lived somewhere else.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, have fun in North Korea.

 

I wish I had a Tesla Model S!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Thomas Edison doesn't want to

 

I wish Thomas Edison wanted to

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but you had to be committed.

 

I wish for great things in 2015!

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but you were stuck in 2014.

 

I wish Prince Cain was still alive. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Who is that?

 

I wish I knew

[tonyr 926]

Granted, Cain killed Abel.

 

I wish I could Google Prince Cain.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but it gave you false information.

 

I wish I had I could have a cookie.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Nope

 

I wish for nopyes

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but then I divide by zero and now there is a hole in the bottom of the sea.

 

I wish I had all the Silver in the world.

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but Bernie Madoff sold it to you.

 

I wish for 365 days of happiness in 2015!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No with you, sir!

 

I wish it would be possible with him.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but he never leaves your side, ever.

 

I wish I didn't have such early starts. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted, now you have no starts.

 

I wish I could live forever!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But we don't want you to ...

 

I wish he won't

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Then he will!

 

I wish for an easy year.