Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but Justin Bieber will release a new song featuring Rebecca Black. 

 

I wish for infinite happiness.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum.

 

I wish that I had an IQ of 200

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, but then scientists find ways to artificially increse other people's IQ levels and they skyrocket to 500, leaving you looking dumb compared to everyone else.

 

I wish for nothing or something. It's in-corrupt-able

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but someone stole it from you. Touché.

 

I wish someone would raise a supertall in Sweden. 

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but the supertall would be so ugly that all the Swedes, including you, would prefer that it didn't exist.

 

I wish to travel at the speed of light without suffering any damage.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but everyone else suffers damage.

I wish people would revive my old forum games.

[Mister Jackz 0]

Granted, but 5 minutes after Simtropolis crashed and deleted all your forum games.

 

I wish for eternal and infinite knowledge of everything.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you died after a stroke because your nerves can't handle infinite capacity.

I wish this game doesn't die as much.

[TheCjm1999 11]

Granted, but not many people are interested in this game.

I wish I could remember the 2000 millennium NYE Countdown.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

*Look what I brought back from the grave*

Granted, but you forget vital information of your daily life.

I wish I lived by the shore.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but then a tsunami sweeps your house down.

 

I wish I would have the power to project energy attacks from my hands.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but you aren't John Chang (I would really advise you to google him or watch the video)

 

I wish I had a Toothless (of course)

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but it was an old man without his dentures.

I wish for a better phone.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but it comes in microscopic pieces.

 

I wish to be loved.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

NEIN

 

I wish I had a Stitch D:

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it's a plushie!

I wish I was omnipotent.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but the genie is out for lunch...

 

I wish I had a holographic computer.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but in your next life.

 

I wish I had more cash.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but then you woke up!

 

I wishI was succesful with what I'm doing right now

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but you crash into a skyscraper in your quest for success in flying upside-down.

 

I wish to rule the world.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but suddenly you died of heart attack 40 seconds after your solipsistic proclamation. 

 

I wish to be an anime character.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you are 2-D in a 3-D world.      

 

I wish I had flawless BATting skills (not baseball) (And I wish I did...)

[Cyclone Boom 17,031]

Granted, but due to your model's immense level of detail, you have to wait 3 days for the export.

 

I wish Maxis would optimize SimCity 4 by adding 64-bit capability, and support for multi-core processors.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but you have to pay for the upgrade.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, here's something.

I wish had all the time in the world.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but it's a reverse time. 

 

I wish to be an emperor of an empire encompassing the whole Asia.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but you are overthrown in the people's revolution.

 

I wish I knew a little Greek language.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you sacrifice your entire knowledge of English.

I wish I could take "The Ones that never made it to the STEX" and release all of them.

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but suddenly STEX vanished.

 

I wish to be single forever.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You got lonely, forget it.

 

I whish for Toothless Stitch