Queensferry ---> WINNING

[TmiguelT 10]

Oh... You just killed me with this update... too much pain... too much maxis... nooooooo............

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks... interesting. Can't wait for more!

[Hester 699]

Oh gross....I mean seriously gross. The poor citizens.

[BuggUla 405]

TmiguelT Speechless? Our propaganda office has a speech ready... full of praise for the glory of Queensferry. We love you!

TmiguelT Too much Maxis? How can there be such a thing? We love you!

Leech10 We will provide more of our glorious realm soon. Thanks for admiring Queensferry. We love you!

Hester We have no poor citizens - everyone is rich. Rich, I say! We love you!

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[BuggUla 405]

[Follarch 326]

Uh oh! Kitties! Look out the bugs are coming for you!

[Hester 699]

I read every word of the newspaper. I love that sense of humor. I loved the entries.

[Muck308 55]

Overtime for the Jiminy Cricket Bowl! I thought it would be a blow-out!.

[jacqulina 162]

great update my friend

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Yikes! Lemme outta here!

[BuggUla 405]

Archean It is our intention to repel the dastardly plot to overthrow our beloved Buggula. They will pay. We love you!

Hester And we love you too!

Muck308 It was a close game. They finally scratched out a victory in overtime. I attribute the closeness of the game to good coaching for both teams. We love you!

Jacqulina Thank you and we love you!

Abcvs Unfortunately, my good sir, the terms of your stay in Room 209 at Queensferry's Hotel California include you can check out anytime you want but you can never leave. You may speak to General Manager Don Hennelly at the front desk, but it won't help. We love you!

[TmiguelT 10]

Doble reply huh? I guess the Raid is starting to take effect ... We Love You , but we love you see you dead ....

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Oh my... the Granny Legg bowl was very one sided... Can't wait for more!

[jacqulina 162]

awwwwww thankyou so much my friend i love u all too hugs

[BuggUla 405]

TmiguelT We had the double reply fixed. We love you!

Leech10 It was over almost before it started. We love you!

Jacqulina Thanks for your continued support. We love you!

[simcity4fan12 13]

Wow, I just changed my avatar to this bug creature I made in Spore a long time ago, then I find this CJ. Great idea goin' here. But, I'm a friendly peaceful bug creature...and this...well the bloody title is self explanatory to me. Great newspaper!

[Dr. Boom 37]

Wow. That is funny, hahaha I'm still laughing. Great job. 10/10!

[Benedict 3,119]

i love the latest update, and i love the replies! i hope you're watching V...

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 3: Repelling Invaders

The Queensferry military has declared martial law (again). An invasion force of enemy ships appeared off of our western coast. The newscasts have described the furious firefight and the heroic resistance of our Queensferry military to the evil aggressors. After some initial losses, the media reports that reinforcements arrived just in time to prevent a full-scale invasion. Captured enemy plans indicate that this previously-unknown enemy nation has been planning to launch a massive naval bombardment, followed by occupation of coastal cities. It is indeed fortunate that Buggula's commanders were so incredibly astute that they were able to outflank and subdue the enemy. All hail the glorious regime of Buggula! Guest commentator Kent Brockman appeared on the news talk show Compound Eyes to describe the military strategy used by the mighty and glorious Queensferry military.

Brockman also spoke out strongly in favor of the military's proposal to impose a 15% surtax on all items in Queensferry to recoup the cost of the defensive struggle. It is citizen's responsibility to support their homeland in its struggle for survival. He heaped praise upon Buggula and the brilliant military commanders for protecting the population from such a looming menace. A 15% surtax is such a small price to pay for security.

The Enforcers are going door to door to collect the surtax. Open your wallets and be sure to say "thank you." They may come back if another tax is needed for a counteroffensive.

Relieved citizens are returning to their homes after receiving the all-clear from the military. They are so glad that the menace from the west has been subdued.

Now that the alert is over, production of Oil of Onimay and war materiel may resume.

Thanks to repeated stories from print, radio and television media, fervor in Queensferry for a retaliatory strike against the aggressive enemy to the west has swelled. Revenge must be taken! Death to all who oppose Queensferry. The nation which was stopped just short of a full-scale annihilation of the corporeal paradise of Queensferry must be punished!

Fed by the incessant bellicose clamor of the state run media, citizens across the nation have joined together with a single purpose: revenge.

The mantra issued by the government and repeated everywhere from schools to homes to workplaces is the same: "Death to the enemy! Schulmania must perish! All hail Buggula! Queensferry forever!" The people have spoken: it is time to attack.

[Hester 699]

GOOD GRIEF! (the newspaper was great, btw) the poor kitty sailors accused of these heinous acts? Amd we have already read about the poor ArchDuke. But we don't know how the sailors are.

[Benedict 3,119]

Love the Queensferry-Schulmanica connection as always.

[Follarch 326]

So an unarmed fleet of explorers was exploited as a scapegoat to attack someone. Buggula may be powerful, but they will soon learn their place!

May the Felines prevail!

Edit: Heheh, and i just noticed all of those repeating minimize boxes along the fencing.

[ironicepitome 0]

jesus christ! this is why we should hate bugs, and Kent Brockman, but mostly bugs!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Hmm... they seem to have a moat around that one fence...

If they react this way to peaceful explorers, how would they react to someone who actually wants to destroy them?

[TmiguelT 10]

What a Bug-Tail kisser is that Brockman guy... Hey Buggula if you read this ( and i know that you do) , you should marry that guy for praising you too much lol ... He is probably with the "We love you" slogan too so if you both love each other... let the most weird marriage happens... although marriages itself are weird lol...

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Well I don't love you Buggula!

In fact I cough up a very mucousy hair ball on your "Welcome to Queensferry" sign... how do you like that?

[lucky7 73]

Oh, propganda is what makes the world go round... Good story. Looking forward to more,

lucky7

[BuggUla 405]

simcity4fan12 Welcome! With your avatar, Queensferry would like to count you as an ally. We love you!

Dr. Boom Thank you. We love you and value your support.

Benedict And we love you too!

Hester The welfare of the sailors is irrelevant. What matters is that the divinely-inspired will of Buggula be followed at once by everyone. We love you!

Benedict Soon, we shall surpass them and then supplant them. We love you!

Archean You are misguided by their evil propaganda. Perhaps you would like to discuss our benevolent policies over a warm slice of seven layer apple cake? We love you!

Ironicepitome Now, now. Kent Brockman is the highest-rated news personality in the greater Springfield viewing area. We love you!

Leech10 Actually, that is the shoreline. Most of our land is secured by fences and walls. Nobody gets in and nobody gets out. Unless we want them to, of course. And, our foreign policy is best summed up with our motto: Death to all. We love you!

TmiguelT Kent Brockman is our mouthpiece on Channel 6. And he is a good liaison to those we have yet to subjugate. We love you!

Abcvs Intriguing. A swarm of dung beetles will be there to tidy up shortly. We love you!

lucky7 Thank you - We appreciate those who understand how wonderful Queensferry is. We love you!

[simcity4fan12 13]

...No...no...no....I'm not an ally of evil bugs. YOU GIVE US A BAD NAME!!!! Randomly kidnapping friendly people? BAH! If it wasn't for Galactic Code, we would have used our armies from all 97 planets that we own to take ya down!!!

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 4: Drones at Work

Buggula has directed the population to begin building up military stockpiles for retaliation against the vicious invaders from the west. The call to action, repeated in all of the state-controlled media and reinforced with mind-numbing Oil of Onimay in the food supply, has been well-received by the population. 98% of the population is drone class, who work to serve Queensferry by obeying the words of Buggula. Government officials have decided that the industrial sector, which accounts for 83% of the economy and is 90% devoted to uleic acid processing and military materials, should be 100% devoted to these two endeavors. All who hear of this decree agree wholeheartedly and will gladly sacrifice some conveniences for the good of the cause.

To celebrate the upcoming military action, reporter Marty McFly is documenting one neighborhood's response to the failed invasion plot. Parasite Ridge, a charming suburb of Erbyville, is typical of communities across the nation who have been moved by our military's heroic stand against the ferocious invaders. We should all learn a lesson from the patriotism and blind devotion of the drones in Parasite Ridge. Their example is one for us all to follow. Deviation from their example will have the standard consequences.

Parasite Ridge is a standard fortified community for drones. A heavy military presence prevents unsavory characters from misguiding any resident with unapproved and seditious thoughts. Walls help build a cozy sense of community while reducing the annoyances of free movement and interchange. How thoughtful of Buggula to build them! All hail Buggula!

Many drones enjoy commuting to work on their Buggmobiles.

Today, we see busy drones heading down Thorax Avenue to work. Heavy duty security fencing helps both to prevent unnecessary trips which may veer from predetermined courses but also lend an artistic charm to the landscape. Our government is both practical and thoughtful. All hail, Buggula!

Information extracted from prisoners of war indicates a vast armada of heavily armed ships is steaming towards Queensferry at this very moment. Time is of the essence as we stockpile munitions for a last-ditch defense. If we work hard enough, we may just be able to produce enough to go on the offensive and end this terrible menace. So, work harder. Or else.

Heavy industry and chemical processing are both essential to our success. What's that sweet, sweet smell? No, it's not candy. But, it is the smell of money being made.

Ollie's House o' Scavenged Lottery Tickets takes used lottery tickets from citizen's pockets and reprocesses them into weapons components. So, Schulmania... your lucky number is about to be 0.

Our glorious military will soon be prepared to unleash the full fury of Queensferry upon the evil feline invaders from Schulmania. Soon, they will bow down before Buggula and beg for nonexistent mercy. All hail, Buggula! Death to all!