Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Petrovar Ambassador 15]

very nice use of Maxis lots!

[Hester 699]

They're a bunch of meanies!

[Keegan V50 15]

Uh oh looks like the bugs are going to get the Schulmanians again!

[BuggUla 405]

penguin007 We do not fear the. They may be larger than some of our drones, but we have forces which vastly outnumber theirs. Victory is ours! All hail BuggUla! And, welcome to Queensferry. We love you!

Petrovar Ambassador We thank you for your support and of course, we love you!

Hester Those invaders sure are. That's why we will exterminate them. We love you!

Victor Valdes The mighty BuggUla will prevail! We love you!

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[Hester 699]

Buggula, those felines will kick your segments!!!

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 8: Alert!

From QueensMedia Studios, a special report: A crazed and highly dangerous prisoner has escaped from a maximum security cell and is on the loose. Security forces are searching the immediate vicinity and conducting summary executions of those who did not act fast enough to stop the criminal. Authorities command that anyone who sees the criminal to notify security immediately.

Military forces have sealed off all escape routes and surveillance has been stepped up. Do your part to support your beloved BuggUla by reporting any suspicious activity immediately. After all, remember that BuggUla loves you.

The added military and police presence on the streets has calmed nerves of the citizens - but they demand justice! When will we strike against the evil invaders? For that answer, QueensMedia turns to our capital city correspondent, Mothra.

Mood on Mockingbird Lane is still good. The escaped prisoner crisis will not change any plans with the upcoming invasion. Officials in the military elite tell us that the prisoner will most likely be caught quickly and be executed. If the prisoner was to escape, there would be no strategic loss, since the prisoner has not been privy to our military plans. Nevertheless, BuggUla is not pleased with the security lapse.

From BuggUla's castle on Mockingbird Lane, all seems well. But, well-placed insiders tell us BuggUla is concerned for its beloved citizens. They may become fearful that an escaped criminal is amongst them.

To assuage these fears, BuggUla has instructed Oil of Onimay factories to produce and deliver additional shipments and to increase dosage concentration by 10% for the next few days. This should be sufficient to fortify the populace for the struggle ahead.

In the mean time, security forces will be keeping a close eye on things in the nation. And also will be looking for the escaped prisoner. Reporting live from the capital, this is Mothra. Now, back to your originally scheduled program.

[Hester 699]

WOW! Archduke BB Bower is long gone and they have no knowledge whatsoever! Good!

[Benedict 3,119]

I am loved, and I love the bugg!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks like a ghost bus, ghost truck, and a ghost van all tried to turn onto the highway at once... Good thing they're ghosts.

Can't wait for more!

[TmiguelT 10]

wow.. This is gonna get epic !!

[Hester 699]

Originally posted by: TmiguelT

wow.. This is gonna get epic !!quote>

It is..especially with that cliff hanger with BB Bower, the Archduke escaping. Will he be discovered ultimately or not?

[Follarch 326]

Schulmania is going to get it's Archduke back, and BuggUla is still going to attack Schulmania! Oh what a crisis. Archduke needs to warn Schulmania quick!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

There there, BugUla why don't you just go make a nice cup of tea to calm your nerves...


What was that?


You can't find your tea cup?


My, my...  that is a shame.   I wonder where it could have gone?

[lucky7 73]

@abcvs - lol that was a good one!

Ha, you won't track down Archduke Bower, never! And be assured that you'll expect the unexpected if you attack Schulmania, yes.

Looking forward to more - is it love you call it ? -

lucky7

[jim 546 43]

It's getting "tense" on both CJ's now, can't wait for what ensues.

[BuggUla 405]

Hester Ha! That'll never happen. And, despite your delusional thoughts.... We love you!

Hester Think again! And we still love you!

Benedict Your Oil of Onimay cocktail has had its desired effect. You are now eligible for full citizenship. We love you!

Leech10 That's part of the charm of Erby the Love Bugg... ghosts and all that stuff. We love you!

TmiguelT True! Beowulf-like sagas of our great triumph will be sung for ages. And, of course we love you!

Hester He shall be discovered and defeated! But we still love you!

Archean He'll never make it. But, we do love you!

Abcvs Now that you mention it, one of our cups is missing. Despite that, we love you!

lucky7 We expect a quick surrender and a whole lot of plunder. We love plunder - and we love you!

jim 546 Prepare for a smackdown to be laid upon Schulmania. We love you!

[BuggUla 405]

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I hereby accuse BuggUla of providing assistance to the escaped fugitive.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How much is a thorax worth?

[Benedict 3,119]

I am loved... I am obedient... We will have victory!

[Hester 699]

I too wonder how much a throax is worth..how many Purrs. And btw.. *whispers* Benedict is on the Bugg's side in case you haven't noticed. Hmmmm.

[Follarch 326]

Uh oh. >_>... Someone better "rehabilitate" Benedict.

[BuggUla 405]

Abcvs A witness! Good news- security forces will be by shortly to take you to an Infestation Center for interrogation. Better news - cookies and punch will be served afterwards. Why? Because we love you!

Leech10 There are 100 segments to a thorax. Would you be interested in seeing a current set of our circulating monetized propaganda discs? We'll share because we love you!

Benedict Victory is ours! Death to all! We love you!

Hester We do not have purrs - only segments and thoraxes. The exchange value of a thorax is whatever we say it is. Who dares question it? We love you!

Archean Come. Join us. It's bliss. After all, we love you.

[Hester 699]

Ooo...I don't love YOU and there is no oil of Onimay around here!!!

[BuggUla 405]

 

Chapter 8.5: Earn Money Quick & Easy

These days, everyone seems to be working harder. Times are tough. But, relief is now at hand. Thanks to the glorious leadership of our inspired and pre-destined leader, BuggUla, it is easier than ever to earn money and get stinkin' rich in no time flat. How? Easy.

The Queensferry Mint has now started released new metallic monetized propaganda discs and banknotes into circulation! Thanks to the financial geniuses behind Queensferry's finances, we have reduced the intrinsic value of the unbacked currency and passed the savings on to you! Production started last week and new metallic monetized propaganda discs are entering circulation. A new 20 thorax note has been released and more will be on the way as designs get approved. New metallic monetized propaganda discs will be made of uleic-acid infused aluminum, save for the copper coated zinc 10 thorax. The new money is estimated to save the government upwards of 50 million thoraxes annually. This money will be diverted to fund war efforts to increase Queensferry's size, prestige, resources and menacing capacity.

How do you benefit? Easy as 1-2-3!

1) Thanks to the miracle of devaluation, one thorax just became two! You have just doubled your money!

2) Your salaries will all be increased! All workers and drones will have their pay increased by 10% to compensate for the devaluation. So, if you earned 1,000 thoraxes a week, now you earn 1,100. Now, how is that for generosity?

3) A new Gratefulness Initiative has been started. Write an essay about why you are grateful to BuggUla for these new financially sound moves and earn a bonus of 1,000 thoraxes! So, be grateful! Or else.

Here are the new metallic monetized propaganda discs and banknotes you will be seeing. With each use, you will be drawn ever closer to the BuggUlan ideal of perfection. With each use, remember: we love you!

 

[Benedict 3,119]

I love money! I am loved!

[SounderBruce 173]

What?!? Bugs handling currency? Unbelievable!

Although...those coins look very good...might as well melt them down for profit instead of a throw-away...

[Follarch 326]

I shall never obey! We are resistance!

....nice shiny money.

[Hester 699]

Keep your Segments and Thoraxes! I will never be bought!!! No. A thousand times no!

[Korot 6]

Those coins look pretty nice, but since when do coins have only one size?

Regards,

Korot