Queensferry ---> WINNING

[jim 546 43]

Mmmmmmm... Caaaaaaaake...

Wait a second, why is Buggula giving us cake? A trap methinks.

*Tries to flip page*

*Flips page*

[Korot 6]

At the appointed hour, its cyber-uleic acid will prompt you to join our forces and conquer our furry enemies. We love you!quote>

Slight problem with that, I'm alkaline.

Generally, when white suff starts to appear on something that is supposed to be edible, it is long past its use by date. So, no, I won't take it. Unless you of course want me to take it to the garbage can. Then I can take you with me. Saves me a walk.

Regards,

Korot

[BuggUla 405]

Abcvs I can tell by your comments that your dose of Oil of Onimay must be fading... I shall have your glass topped off right away. It's on the house... because, of course, we love you!

Bigbuilder Come, have a slice of our delicious homemade seven layer "apple" cake and let us explain the errors of the pro-feline agenda. We correct out of love, for we love you.

Wrightguy0 Don't worry, the smell of money being made only takes a few days to get used to. After a while, you miss it when it is absent. You will learn to love it as we love you. All hail Buggula!

Leech10 That sounds very tempting. We would like some more of that. Indeed, you must love us as we love you to bring us such a fine gift. Another convert! Woo hoo!

Hester No sweets for the sweet? Perhaps a fine authentic homemade fruitcake from Granny Legg's kitchen? You'll savor the flavor and love it as much as we love you!

Abcvs Ahhh, you have fallen under our spell... you love us as we love you... it's only a matter of time now...

jim 546 A trap??!! How could you? We love you! We would never do such a thing!*

*guide, maybe... but trap, never!

Korot Alkaline, eh? Uleic acid does a fine job neutralizing bases. It loves them, much as we love you. Sit back and enjoy the warm glowing warming glow of the uleic acid as it washes your mind clean of all worries and fills it with the rainbows, sunshine, lollipops and bliss that only Buggula can offer.

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An update will follow this shortly. Exciting news from Task Force Death Star 2!

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 9: Your Pain is Our Gain

Task Force Death Star 2 has taken up a position 75 nautical miles east of the landing zone. Landing forces have been placed under the command of BuggUla's trusted advisor, Lord Smirque of Accolade.

We won't keep you in suspense. The invasion plans for Task Force Death Star 2 have been approved!

At BuggUla's headquarters at 1313 Mockingbird Lane, a top level military team emerged from meetings with their supreme (and beloved) leader with the final approval to begin the invasion. Because the first operation will involve seizing a piece of unguarded enemy territory and using it as a launching site for future attacks, it has been dubbed "Operation Botfly".

From their position off of the coast, two carrier groups will converge on the island; one from the north and one from the south. Bombardment of the island and of coastal areas proximate to the island will clear the area for shock troops to come in and secure the island. The bombardment zone is indicated by a yellow line.

Once a base of operations has been secured, additional personnel will be offloaded and Phases II and III will commence. It is anticipated that resistance will be weak and that Phase I should take only a day or so.

Eager air force members can't wait to have a little fun blowing stuff up. Patience, guys... your time is coming up soon!

Our glorious warriors are poised for victory! All hail Buggula! Death to all! All hail Buggula! Death to all!

[Korot 6]

Death to all! Death to all Bugs! Death to all! Hail the Supreme Wirdle! Death to the Bugs!

Regards,

Korot

[lucky7 73]

Ha! Do you think that with this weird trust advisor, Lord Smirque of Aloccade, your evil plans will be successful? Just look at him- it's obvious that he's been inhaling insecticedes ever since he got in charge. And I fear, even before that...

You won't succeed, as abcv's and mine canine task-forces are only waiting for your approach, together with the brave felines... and I doubt that you know how to deal with the mysterious light bulb, don't ya?

Nah, I don't love u no more, I tell ya.

lucky7

[Hester 699]

@ Lucky 7...I really like that response ( and that you know he was inhaling insecticides!) and Korot's threat too. Things are not going to go as planned perhaps, for Lord Smirque and Buggula.

[Bigbuilder 0]

Your plan will not succeed and Schulmania will prevail. Lord Smirque is not fit for the job and is too happy to do anything. Death to Bugs! All hail the Supreme Wirdle!

[SounderBruce 173]

Noooooooooooooooooo!

Call in the reinforcements and attack the invading menace that is BuggUla!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

[Hester 699]

THAT oughtta do it!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Ah, yes, the joys of koribakoniric acid as it slowly eats away at your pipes, brains, and exoskeletons...

Schulmania will win for sure.

[Follarch 326]

Are the canines going to come to the aide of the feline schuls? Will the bugs be able to take on ferocious kitties and doggies in kevlar? Will this epic battle of animals and insects change the fate of this world!?

Tune in next time when Schulmania is finally attacked.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

[Benedict 3,119]

I love the battle plans (I am loved!)

[BuggUla 405]

Korot Hmmm... it must be opposite day again. Nevertheless, we still love you!

lucky7 Lord Smirque always has a warm, frothy glass of Oil of Onimay with his breakfast. He loves it as much as we love you!

Hester Actually, the attack launch is imminent, so we are quite pleased. And we are pleased to love you as well.

Bigbuilder Lord Smirque of Accolade has earned all of his accolades for his great prowess. And for loving BuggUla as much as BuggUla loves you.

ComputerGuy890100 Resistance, my friend, is futile. Embrace change. We love you!

Abcvs A brigade of commando fleas will be dispatched at once. We love dogs!

Hester We love dogs... and you of course.

Leech10 It might make a good mixer with the uleic acid.. perhaps on the rocks, with a twist? We shall love it as we love you.

Archean Indeed! Come prepared to embrace your new leader... BuggUla. You will come to love it as much as BuggUla loves you!

Abcvs Luckily our soldiers now wear reflective hats. We love you for giving us the idea to increase our military's armor!

Benedict You are a much loved loyalist. Perhaps you might like a role in a new occupation government to be installed over the charred wreckage of the inferior conquered nation?

[Hester 699]

Ewwwwwww! Pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 10: The Joy of Victory

Our glorious warriors are poised for victory! All hail Buggula! Death to all! All hail Buggula! Death to all!

Queensferry Propaganda & News Service (QPNS) reports today that successful operations against the enemy began at 1313 BDT (Bugg Daylight Time). Embedded reporters affiliated with QPNS report Operation Botfly began with the bombardment of a large island by sea and air forces. QPNS observers aboard the QFS Nelson Envy, the fleet's flagship, report that barrages from the mighty cannons of a detachment of battleships from Task Force Death Star 2 helped to level two towns. Troops are being prepared now for securing the island from the vicious enemies lurking there. More from QPNS reporter Tricia Buggawanna.

I'm Tricia Buggawanna, live from the deck of the QFS Nelson Envy. Surveillance pictures returned from our aircraft reveal the early successes of our invasion.

Intelligence reports that a secret cache of missiles was stored here. A squadron of our elite BuGG-1 bombers took out the weapons facility.

Insidious anti-Buggula propaganda was produced here and transmitted to Queensferry. Luckily, the benevolent and all-knowing BuggUla intercepted these signals and blocked them from you, our loyal population. Thank BuggUla for allowing only official broadcasts. All hail Buggula! And now to our QPNS reporter Je-Suis Pathetique on board the QFS Liverwurst.

This is Pathetique reporting live... I just finished an interview with General Mayhem and he reports that progress is being made on all fronts. We are of course sustaining high casualties from fierce resistance from anti aircraft fire and heavy artillery. Mayhem states that victory will be ours, but at a price. Of course, there is no price too big to pay to demonstrate our loyalty to BuggUla and the glory which it embodies. All hail BuggUla!

General Mayhem reports an estimated 25,000 enemy soldiers have been fighting pitched street battles against his shock troops. Here are pictures from our reporters.

This street was secured after destroying several dozen enemy tanks and armored vehicles. General Mayhem reports that at least 200,000 new conscripts will be needed to finish the invasion. So, you folks at home, start packing...

The wily and evil enemy tried to blow up our new headquarters building. Those maniacal demons! They will NEVER succeed! Death to all! All hail BuggUla!

And now, back to Tricia Buggawanna.

We have received word that a grand victory has just taken place! Forces of the XVII Tick Legion have now secured one of the enemy towns. They report having destroyed over 500 armored vehicles and 50+ missile launchers. Our gallant soldiers shot down dozens of enemy jets in the pitched battles.

Survey the glorious ruins after our exalted army's success! All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla!

More reports of the glorious victory will be filed soon. Be sure to check your authorized news outlet for all the news we see fit to print. Until then, All hail Victory! All hail BuggUla!

[SounderBruce 173]

Noooooooooooo!

Even worse! We shall condemn you for attacking the cutest of the cute, the kitties of Schulmania. Wretched bugs! Revenge! Vendetta!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

This street was secured after destroying several dozen enemy tanks and armored vehicles. quote>

Lies damn lies!

[Hester 699]

YEAH! I'll never believe it. Never, you hear? The Kitties will conquer!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What do buggs do when plasma blobs start raining from the sky and blasting craters in everything?

[Wrightguy0 40]

or when werewolves pluck their legs off and then rip off their heads?

[Hester 699]

Yeah! You said it Wrightguy0 and Leech10!!

[Korot 6]

Je-Suis Pathetiquequote>

For once, I'm happy to speak french, well a little at least.

Well, it seems like your attempt at an invasion is going quite well, however, don't be fooled. You will be stopt. Word has it that your general, Lord Smirque of Accolade, is a traitor, and will surrender Queensferry soon to Schulmania. He once said, and I quote:

That (censored) of a BugUla is our worst ruler yet. She's incompetent, and can't even tell her left from her right.quote>

Followed by:

Death to all! All hail the Wirdle! Death to Bug Ula! Victory is theirs! Schulmania will be victorious!quote>

Regards,

Korot

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Ninbuggula?

Buggula's a girl?

Would explain the reaction against Schulmania, if it was that time of the month... And no, I don't mean the werewolf (werebug?) variety.

[Korot 6]

Buggula's a girl? quote>

Well, generally, in bug colonies (well, insects primarily) the leader of a pack is called the Queen, and is of female sex. Thus, I assumed that BuggUla also is a girl.

Death to all! Death to Queensferry! Hail Schulmania! Death to BuggUla!

Regards,

Korot

[Bigbuilder 0]

Lies, I say, lies!!! Your propaganda is not fooling anyone and nobody is believing any word of this. Only the bugs in Queensferry could believe this.

Death to Queensferry! Hail Schulmania and the Supreme Wirdle!

[Muck308 55]

Yunz guys are real jag offs.

[lucky7 73]

First off, I wonder when the "ominous pheromonic, insectoid, worth to mention- period will start." As far as I can remember, nearly all insects, especially ants, are on the verge of a completely freak-out when it comes to... intercourse. It is then, when the "Queen" is... let's say... out of charge and when the drones get mental and fly WHEREEVER they think to fly to?

Is it this what could harm you?

Secondly: history keeps telling us that subjugating another enthity / people, is never a long lasting sucess... aggressive empires just fade away, because it's their fate. Even when time shows: well, it is just a matter of time, but the results are the same.

Trying to subjugate the felines won't be sucessful as there is always the hitting hitting kitty claw - just wait until the canine task force will join the felines... this will blow your hat off your exterior skeleton!

Well, it's a game, so I leave you guys playin', right?

lucky7