Queensferry ---> WINNING

[BuggUla 405]

The Duke Jusr remember: those who know us love us. Those who don't know us love us from afar. And those who don't love us are DOOMED. We love you...

Leech10 We are perpetually victorious, so why not? All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! We love victory... and we love you too! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Naftixe You are wise! No wonder we love you so much! All hail victory! All hail Queensferry! All hail BuggUla!

Nathanthemayor You are very loyal! We love you! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! The picture came from worth1000.com. They have all sorts of pictures showing our awesomeness. And of course some other stuff too.

The Duke We have disabled the feeble enemy weapons. We love you for your concern. But of course this means we will retaliate against our hapless enemy. Crushing enemies is what we do best! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Victory! Death to all!

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 16: Industrial Beauty

There are those who question the wisdom of our beloved leader, wondering if it is wise to have so much industry and release so many chemicals... those heretics have been exterminated. Those of us who remain are loved not just for our loyalty, but also our wisdom. Scenic vistas abound in Queensferry. We aren't just all splendor and opulence; we also feature great postcard worthy scenes just ready for you, our cherished visitor. So, come on and have a fine beverage and sit back and enjoy this fabulous presentation.

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And now, let's tour the scenic wonderland of Eastbugg, a charming community nestled between the Buggulan Mountains and the meandering Sludge River.

[Hester 699]

Oh BuggUla...your days will be numbered. There are other banana peels..other monkeys..other citizens of Schulmania. It's just a matter of time.

[The Duke 11]

Originally posted by: Hester

Oh BuggUla...your days will be numbered. There are other banana peels..other monkeys..other citizens of Schulmania. It's just a matter of time.quote>

Amen!!

[Hester 699]

There's one with your name on it, BuggUla!

[avrelivs 24]

cool! ..what are those industrial lots called? are they from Simgoober?

[BuggUla 405]

Hester Our days do have a number: infinity. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! We love you!

The Duke Infinity! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! We love you!

Hester A crown? I'll add it to my collection. Hee hee hee! We love you!

Avrelivs Thank you for falling under our spell. We love you! The majority of the industrial lots shown are Maxis vanilla ones. They are surprisingly good, are they not? Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Hester 699]

Only when you get "crowned" by a fist!

[lucky7 73]

*cough, cough, cough* 'Bah, nothing is visible, *cough, cough*.'

Yuck! All that industry... worst of all Larvae lake... wait, nobody is watching. *Pfffffffffffffffffft*... ah, here comes the DEEEEEET.

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 17: Having A Blast!

Nothing pleases the population of Queensferry more than subjugating an inferior nation. Of course, all nations are inferior to Queensferry. Today, we launch a retaliatory strike against Monkey Island. Why, because we crush all inferior states. And that means everyone. So, let's go to Monkey Island and have a blast!

There goes a bomb! Wheeeeee!

Blastacular!

Our enemy looks to be falling into a "deep depression" regarding their weakness! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Don't shop at Target... in enemy territory, YOU are the target!

LOL... wonder what used to be where that smoldering crater is now. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Our bomber squad missed the vital bridge. They would be executed, but it is so funny to see enemy cars in the crater that we forgave the errant pilot.

Let's clear all of that enemy junk out of the way... this is a great place for a new Queensferry Infestation Center!

Burn, baby, burn!

Can you tell which is the Patsy Cline Apartments? It's the one playing "I Fall to Pieces",,, Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Only two cars traveling at the intersection of Death & Destruction!

A successful first strike against another puny foe is just the thing to make our day brighter. And our enemies will soon learn that fear is spelled BUGGULA. And joy fills the hearts and minds of all Queensferry. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

[kakado_to_save 514]

Hell yeah! die you basters

[penguin007 27]

Not Monkey Island!!!!

Will

[Hester 699]

As awful as the destruction is, your sense of humor had me..well, laughing. "I fall to Pieces" indeed.

[The Duke 11]

Nooo!!!!!!! My banana investments will never recover!!!!!!

[BuggUla 405]

More destruction is coming soon. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[The Duke 11]

Wow thats soooooooooooo unique. A minigun on a bug, what else is new??

[BuggUla 405]

Hester We detect disloyalty. Perhaps a trip to the Infestation Center would help? You will love it... much as we love you!

lucky7 Defeat is coming, for our hapless enemies. Down with all who oppose the glory of Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferrty! Death to all! All hail victory! We love victory, much as we love you. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

kakado_to_save Loyalty... we love it. Much as we love you. Come, join us. Victory is ours. Share in the spoils as we crush our inferior enemies and riase high the banner of Queensferry over every decrepit realm in the world. All hail victory!

penguin007 Oh yes, believe it. We love attacking them. And we love you too. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Hester What can we say... victory is sweet as Uncle John's famous homemade seven layer "apple" cake. Care for some? You'd love it... just as we love you!

The Duke Forget bananas. Invest in Oil of Onimay. It is an investment you will love. And we will love you for doing so.

The Duke We have so much to offer. Come, join us, revel in our victory. We love you and you will love us. All hail victory! Death to all!

[Hester 699]

BuggUla, eat my shorts!

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 18: Bombing the Test

Queensferry is ready to remind the world why we are superior and invincible. We have a quick quiz for you... be sure not to bomb it.

Question 1: Which of the following loves you?

a) Queensferry

b) Queensferry

c) Queensferry

d) Queensferry

Question 2: Which of these is part of a well balanced, health meal?

a) Oil of Onimay

b) Granny Legg's Homemade "Chicken" and Dumplins

c) Uncle John's Famous Seven Layer "Apple" Cake

d) Partially-dehydrated "Turkey" with Balsamic Onimay glaze

Question 3: Obedience to BuggUla brings with it certain

a) Bliss

b) Victory

c) Love

d) Unbridled Joy

Question 4: Which of these is an appropriate slogan to repeat endlessly?

a) All hail victory! Death to all!

b) All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

c) All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

d) All hail invincibility! Death to all!

Luckily, all answers are correct. But, if you were to dare to try to answer something different, you would fail. And failure means certain doom. Just ask the residents of Monkey Island, whose pitiful realm dared to place a banana peel in the path of our beloved and glorious leader, causing it to nearly slip. No punishment can be too great to avenge such impudence. Look carefully at what happens to those who dare to oppose us. And then carefully consider your loyalties.

Where's the sign that says "DIP" on this road? Mwa ah ah ah ahhhhhh!

LOL! Pull down the blinds... it's too bright outside! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Revenge is truly a dish best served cold!

A beautiful sight...

Cool! A new canyon!

Someone's gonna get it!

Time to raise the roof!

It's looking a little messy...

Urban Renewal project underway.... Mwa ah ah ah ahhhhhh!

All in all, I would say Queensferry gets an "A" grade in Destruction! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lyhoko: What about literally bombing the test?

Lyhoko: It's looking a bit crispy...

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Question 1: Which of the following loves you?

e) Not Queensferry

Question 2: Which of these is part of a well balanced, health meal?

e) Yes

Question 3: Obedience to BuggUla brings with it certain

e) Laughs

Question 4: Which of these is an appropriate slogan to repeat endlessly?

e) Caek

[Wrightguy0 40]

1) my mother

2) Chicken King

3) Mindless Slavery

4) Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

[naftixe 131]

Yes, I got a 100 on that test!!!! Thank you for loving me!

[Hester 699]

Oh Leech10! good ONE!

[jj88 23]

Yay! I got full marks too

Why hasn't someone invented a test in which you can't fail before...why of course because they are not as awesome as BuggUla!

[The Duke 11]

Leech good one, bomb that test!!

a. My mom

b. Tofu

c. Constipation

d. ... and Bingo was his name, o!!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

1)  My dog

2)  Fish and Chips  (50% Fish and 50% Chips)

3)  Certain doom and destruction

4)  Down with BuggUla!  Death to Queensferry!

[BuggUla 405]

Hester Insolence! Repent or face a sentence at the Infestation Center. We love you, so don't force our hand.

Leech10 Hmmm... that's the evilness we love in Queensferry! Hee hee hee!

Sirron Kcuhc Need tutoring? We love providing extra help. Perhaps a glass of Oil of Onimay and a slice of Uncle John's famous homemade seven layer "apple" cake as we start the tutorial?

Wrightguy0 We have "chicken" in Queensferry... want some? You will love it, as we do you.

Naftixe We do love you! Congratulations!

Hester He is one of our star pupils. We love him!

jj88 Your loyalty is inspirational! We love you!

The Duke Hmmmm... we love you but we are disappointed with your score. We are signing you up for our deluxe tutoring service... Bugg-U-Learn.

Abcvs Hmmm... a naughty student. We love our students, so we will guide them to pure Buggu-Bliss with a field trip to an Infestation Center...

[The Duke 11]

Ha!! Your picture is almost funny!! If it wasn't soooooo stupid!!!!!!

Oh yeah, I went there.

[zahrul3 471]

Its just a cockroach lads, holding what seems to be a larva