Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Hester 699]

I like how Benedict does this..it's clear and concise.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Interesting...

[RipRap 4,400]

hahahaha

[BuggUla 405]

Carrying the <3 over to the next page...

[RipRap 4,400]

Canadians are sure lagging :|

[emperordaniel 1,281]

I hope I'm not in the tally D:

[Hester 699]

Gotta go looking for me.

[BuggUla 405]

Incursion

SETTING: QUEENSFERRY

Queensferry has made slow but steady progress in its war with Schulmania. But, the progress is slower than their leaders would prefer. A recent purge by Lord Smirque of Accolade removed some mid level officers who were judged to be too slow to attack. The Queensferry Department of Compassion and Subjugation (actually an attack force of the military) has dispatched thousands of Happiness Ambassadors (military personnel) to spread the “love” of BuggUla. But victory has not yet been attained.

The atmosphere is upbeat as newly appoint Gen. Havoc N. Mayhem announces to the senior staff that missile strikes will immediately be used to soften the enemy defenses for “Operation Funnel Web”.

It is time to use some of the surplus of weapons Queensferry has been building up…

And large numbers of Happiness Ambassadors are being sent to Infestation Centers to be prepared for a major assault on Schulminion territory.

Queensferry is always ready to attack. And now is the time…

SETTING: SCHULMANIA

Fort Wirt, the command center of Schulmania’s armed forces, on the island of Schulmanicus

COL. CATSHAW: Our forces are well dug in on the eastern front. We have reinforced trenches and plenty of cannon along the lines.

COL. CLAWSON: I understand that plans for a new air support base south of Liver Springs have been approved. This should be a plus for our defenses.

COL. CATSHAW: Agreed.

COL. CLAWSON: With that, we should finally be able to take back what is ours.

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And now, our feature presentation…

Queensferry has a missile base in the occupied zone which has just been restocked with medium range weapons. The ULA-8 has a range that threatens all of Schulmania east of the Tenne Sea and northeast of Belva Dear. With hundreds in stock, it’s time for Operation Funnel Web to be initiated. Several Schulminion cities have been targeted…

And…

This delightful scene was replayed dozens of times… 85 missiles were launched in all.

Five areas were targeted: the farming territories of western Devonshire near Schulmericho, the towns of Blue Stratus and Gates of Schulmericho in East Atkinos and the towns of Mercaptan and what was left of Nusan East in East Devonshire.

In this chapter, we will focus on the attack on Blue Stratus, as this was the largest settlement hit. Also, it was the staging area for the planned base the two colonels were discussing earlier. This attack effectively ends Schulmania’s efforts to construct the base for months to come… possibly longer.

The first missile hit just seconds ago. But, there’s no time to relax… many more are on the way.

A variant of the ULA-8 features incendiary bomblets, sowing indiscriminate damage upon the town

The Blue Stratus Engine Works took a direct hit

Blue Stratus residents tried to Dodge damaging fires but could only walk to safety through treacherous streets

The Stratus Institute for Locomotion Studies went up in flames

The local treasury burned quickly, reducing thousands of schulmonetas to ashes

Three more missiles slam the city in quick succession…

Casualties will no doubt be high from this attack

The flames continue to spread…

Even the beloved Golden Parabolas restaurant was lost

Residential sectors were also severely hit

Flames and smoke fill the air while rubble accumulates below

The Military Command Post received a direct hit and was completely destroyed

In all, forty missiles hit Blue Stratus, leaving scenes like this as the only signs the area was ever inhabited

And if this disastrous attack was not enough, things are about to get far, far worse. If Schulmania had radar, then this incursion would be detected:

Hundreds of Queensferry’s shock troops are being airlifted to central Schulmania, ready to open a new front in their wicked war of aggression

[RipRap 4,400]

Holy Guacamole!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This PROVES you do NOT love Schulmanian citizens! I'm getting my rifle & my pike ready right now!

[Hester 699]

I'm joining Emperordaniel! This is horrible!

[RipRap 4,400]

Activated EAS for Troix Now

[Wraner 335]

Oh my Jesus Oh my Jesus

Schulmania is under attack! Attack from Queensferry...

hmmm

[Alejandro24 575]

What does it mean "Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!"?

[RipRap 4,400]

LOL hee hee hee hee is a laugh...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

"Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!" is the evil laugh that is a trademark of the evil Queensferry Buggs

[jacksunny 741]

I like how in every picture, the Sims, or should I say Shulmanians, are just standing around doing nothing.

[Adrianor 628]

I like how in every picture, the Sims, or should I say Shulmanians, are just standing around doing nothing.

Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing! Poor Schulminions...

[Hester 699]

I think the Schulminions have it made!

[RipRap 4,400]

:| That's what you call terrorism or Shock-and-awe...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

The Buggs ARE terrorists

[BuggUla 405]

History is on our side...

Victory is within our grasp!!!

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

DEATH TO ALL!

[RipRap 4,400]

Oh Noes, Run!!!!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

NO! Don't run! Fight, and we'll fry those bugs and feed the antennae to the fish!

All hail Schulmania! She rules supreme! All hail the Supreme Wirdle! She rules supreme! All hail Schulminion victory! They will conquer!

[Hester 699]

Ahhhh...fry 'em and feed their antennae to the fish...purrfect!

All hail Schulmania! She rules supreme! All hail the Supreme Wirdle! She rules supreme! All hail Schulminion victory! They will conquer!

The above line is per Emperordaniel

  Edited September 4, 2011 by Hester  

[BuggUla 405]

ULTIMATE POWER & VICTORY IS OURS! Al hail BuggUla! Death to all! We have a new gift we are building int he incursion zone. I am sure the enemy will find its defenses to be ... purr-fect!

HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

How can ultimate power and victory be yours? You don't have complete control over Schulmania, and you just suffered a devastating loss in BTT! (among other things)

[RipRap 4,400]

LOL Yeah...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Oh, and btw, I didn't know Queensferry uses Schulminion terms ("purr-fect") You're being infiltrated from within! Withdraw from Schulmania to avoid further contamination

[BuggUla 405]

Oh, and btw, I didn't know Queensferry uses Schulminion terms ("purr-fect") You're being infiltrated from within! Withdraw from Schulmania to avoid further contamination

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