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If I were God (Hahahaha G not g for the lulz) I would part the waters to make fishes die 4.gif, Where would I put it though.... Id put the exess water on mars so that the water problem is solved 9.gif. And I'd also make it so FTL (Faster than light) travel would be possible. Hyperspace FTW!

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If I were God I make Mars habitual and so there is people living on it. Then I'd clean up Earth.

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If I were god, I would make all terrorist planes simply dismaterialize when they are about to hit their target. (Picture that)

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If I was the God, I would bring all of the dead people back alive, as undeads, and have them kill all of the living things on Earth.11.gif

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if I was God, I would push the reset button and make sure mankind never exists in universe 2.0


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If I was God, I'd have never created the Middle East (too many nutcases over there).


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If I Was God, I Would Stop The Debate Over Capitalization By Making The First Letter Of Every Word Uppercase.


To search for the ideal city today is useless. For all cities are different. Each one has its own spirit, its own problems, and its own pattern of life. As long as the city lives, these aspects continue to change. Thus to look for the ideal city is not only a waste of time but may be seriously detrimental. In fact, the concept is obsolete; there is no such thing.

-Steen Eiler Rasmussen, 1898-1990 (SimCity 2000 User Manual).

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if i was god i would not exist so it would not matter what i did (ooooh controversial, seriosly though don't kill me for that)

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If I was god, I'd let everybody know that I don't exist in the form of a global public service announcement on every single newspaper, TV, radio, and computer in the world, I'd send Jesus down to tell Bush that god does not support him, let everybody know that people evolved from monkeys, and ban people who let religion take over their lives- while making heaven open to people of all religions- so long as they contributed to the world. Also, I'd manipulate Congress to pass an amendment legalizing gay marriage, abortion, and stem cell research. Then, everybody who got mad at me for typing this message would spontaneously combust.


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If I were God, I would cease doing anything on Earth because of all the suffering I caused. Now to do some more work on other planets 3.gif (God has to keep busy, you know).

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If I we're God, I'd do enough amounts of actions that would overload the server if I'd write down all of them.

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If I were God there would be a sudden increase in attractive semi naked, sex starved women in my general vicinity... You know what they say about absolute power 9.gif

Also I'd cheat time and advance the human race forward a few hundred or thousand years or so where hopefully NASA/ESA etc. has gotten it's act together and gotten around to doing something useful/productive in the post Apollo era.

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If I were God, I would stop everyone in the world from wasting rubbish, food and water.

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If I was god, I would create a better world. In the vorm of killing the whole middle east. Destroy all energy recourches on the earth besides the good ones like solar power. Give the poor a brain shock so they stop being so sad and finally get there brains back to not be poor anymore. PLAY POOR then. And yeah let animals talk xD

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