Schulmania

[jacqulina 162]

thanks bruce i have enjoyed your cj all the way to here ,and now im getting hungry again,i want more my friend.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Schulmania New To Volume 2 Posting Awards

Since Volume 2 began in June of 2008 but Volume 1 began in October 2006, many folks new to Volume 2 have been active but are further down the list in the posting awards due to their recent arrival. So, to recognize them, the Top 40 posters who are new to Volume 2 will be recognized here. If you visited in Volume 1, you are not included here. These are just folks new as of June 2008 when the new thread was launched.  When Volume 3 starts, there will be a similar list for Volume 3 newcomers but the Volume 2 list will be folded into the full listing, which is currently found on page 101.

So, without much further ado, here are the top 40 posters who are new to Volume 2. Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen!


1 Gn_leugim 69

2 edmonton_stinks 50

3 kj3400 40

4 Hahayoudied 35

5 Tomasneto 32

6 ComputerGuy890100 29

7 Korot 26

8 blue sinjid 25

9 balkair 20

10 Petrovar Ambassador 17

  

11 knarfmo 15

12 flyinbird93 14

13 danielcote 13

14 art128 8

15 jonpaulosiglos 8

16 SWAT-MEDIC 8

17 dj's girl 6

18 JJC12321 6

19 Riuchando 6

20 Evillions 5

21 Tia-may 5
22 TimeMaster 5
23 TmiguelT 5
24 ac94 4
25 Archean 4
26 feliwi 4
27 Hawkeye9 4
28 jugioh1012 4
29 rainyday 4
30 rklesc 4

31 xV.I.N.C.E.N.T.x 4
32 Berethor07 3
33 De Ja Vu 3
34 jglei701 3
35 Muck308 3
36 newyorkrunaway1 3
37 selles 3
38 Stnggrl 3
39 Victor Valdes 3
40 fabsies55 2

 

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I'm here to eat your page flip bug.

Oh, and congratulate the Volume 2 winners!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Pesky post bug still has Horcruxes...

Congrats to all of the volume 2 winners!

[Keegan V50 15]

great updates and good luck on future updates

all the best

victor

[Korot 6]

Yay! 7th place!

Error: Memory error: Am to amazed to remember rest of post. Will return when memory functions.

[jugioh1012 2]

Hurray!28th place!That must have taken a very long time to compile!

[TmiguelT 10]

I'm pretty new here and i already won 2 awards . Schulmania For The Win!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Korot

Yay! 7th place!

Error: Memory error: Am to amazed to remember rest of post. Will return when memory functions.quote>

Brad: Memory error?

Brian: Did you have a memory leak?

[edmonton_stinks 5]

I am (nearly) the greatest!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Originally posted by: Leech10

Originally posted by: Korot

Yay! 7th place!

Error: Memory error: Am to amazed to remember rest of post. Will return when memory functions.quote>

Brad: Memory error?

Brian: Did you have a memory leak?

quote>

Maybe he's still running Windows 3.15...

[technicallydead 1]

lol I got two awards! Yehey! TOP 15!...... so much for 8 posts..... lol good luck and God Bless!

[Korot 6]

Originally posted by: NMUSpidey

Originally posted by: Leech10

Originally posted by: Korot

Yay! 7th place!

Error: Memory error: Am to amazed to remember rest of post. Will return when memory functions.quote>

Brian: Did you have a memory leak?

quote>

Maybe he's still running Windows 3.15...

quote>

No, I meant that I had the post already in my mind, but then got distractred and forgot what I actually wanted to post, apart from being happy with my 7th place. But I now remember what I wanted to post: Schulmanator, how on earth do you count or posts? I doubt that you actually read through all pages with a large sheet of paper to write things down.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Here's the teaser for the next update, in magazine form:

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In case I forgot to mention it before, the Schulmania Maps page has been updated with cuirrent maps. You can see it here:

http://www.schulmania.info/index_files/map.htm

[technicallydead 1]

cool! now publications are scratching the town! good luck and God Bless!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Korot

Originally posted by: NMUSpidey

Originally posted by: Leech10

Originally posted by: Korot

Yay! 7th place!

Error: Memory error: Am to amazed to remember rest of post. Will return when memory functions.quote>

Brad: Memory error?

Brian: Did you have a memory leak?

quote>

Maybe he's still running Windows 3.15...

quote>

No, I meant that I had the post already in my mind, but then got distractred and forgot what I actually wanted to post, apart from being happy with my 7th place. But I now remember what I wanted to post: Schulmanator, how on earth do you count or posts? I doubt that you actually read through all pages with a large sheet of paper to write things down.

quote>

Brian:  I think he uses Excel to do it...

Brad: Good looking magazine there!

[Petrovar Ambassador 15]

yay!!! gold, thanks schulmanator! And awesome magazine cover!

[TmiguelT 10]

pretty nice looking magazine. What are you gonna feature in there?? and are you gonna put some Public ads?

[Hester 699]

You know I always love your newspapers and magazines. Love your sense of humor.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

Leech10 Now that is sure better than a golden goose! So, how do I keep it happy?

Jacqulina Always a pleasure, Miss Jacky. Thanks for coming by!

NMUSpidey Ewwwwwww! How does a PFB taste, anyway?

Leech10 Thankfully the PFB has not gained the mutant powers it had in Volume 1… yet…

Victor Valdes Thank you for the kind words. I am always happy to have you come by Schulmania.

Korot Memory error? I have the cure for that:


 

jugioh1012 Actually, thanks to MS Excel, it is done in a flash. It takes ~2 minutes to update the spreadsheet per page now that it is set up. And I can filter out by Vol 1 or Vol 2. Congrats on 28th out of over 80 new folks.

TmiguelT Schulmania loves to give. So I am glad you enjoyed your fabulous prizes.

Leech10 I have not had a memory leak, but I did manage to spill cranberry juice on the kitchen floor…

edmonton_stinks lol! Great quote for whoever it was who lost to Muhammad Ali!

NMUSpidey Or Vista…

Jonpaulosiglos That’s right – keep on posting and keep on winning!

Korot I use Excel to keep up…it makes it much easier.

Jonpaulosiglos And a new newspaper is in pre production right now as well.

Leech10 Thanks! Glad you guys like the magazine. It is a strong hint that a West Forest update is en route.

Petrovar Ambassador I am glad you like your award. And, every happier that the magazine has pleased you. The update will be here soon.

TmiguelT Well, it is actually a teaser. But, I am working on a 4 page newspaper for release in the intermediate range future.

Hester Thanks! I am ~50% done a new newspaper right now, actually.
 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Schulmanator 

Leech10 Now that is sure better than a golden goose! So, how do I keep it happy?. quote>

Simpy keep it well fed, (any sort of raw meat will do, add more once it has eaten all of the food in the tank) and be nice to it. And don't forget to clean the tank every once in awhile.

[sobol 1]

The Negotiations have broken down again.

The major points of contention are: exclusivity deal with the state, kitty treats dispensers at the lab, exclusive rights to new discoveries, government censorship of research (through suppression of publish works), and finally and most crucial... the shutting down of the local "Kitty Klub" where the scientists congregate and share ideas after work (something about local laws).

Our primary negotiator is giving up...

His assistant will be handling all future negotiations.

[Korot 6]

That ain't a cat, it's after the food of one though.

[dfnva 34]

Nice updates as always... sorry I've been really busy lately and not visited much.

Curious what shopping is at Splunt square and what the free concert is.

-Dan

[Follarch 326]

That is one nice magazine! The buildings themselves on the cover photo would make me want to open it up for a look see.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Klingman Medical Institute

Gran Maru, Atkinos, Schulmanicus

Schulmania Status Report: H1N1 Swine Influenza Virus

Physicians and vets across Schulmania report no outbreaks of the H1N1 Swine Flu at this time. Concerns arose over the return of a group of foraging feral feline citizens who returned from eastern Devonshire in need of medical attention. Several flu-like symptoms were apparent in the victims, most especially lethargy. The hunting party was led by Bureau of Feline Affairs Governor General H. J. "Hoppy" Franciflora, who reported to the Collin Health Center in Georgehampton, Devonshire on his way back to Schulmanicus.

The Governor-General collapsed while waiting to be seen by physicians

Swine flu was considered to be the source of the problem for the team, as they reported consuming large quantities of Devonian bacon as well as various and sundry pork products. The group was admitted for observation and treatment. For now, the diagnosis seems to be exhaustion from having too much fun, overfunitosis. All impacted felines are currently on an IV drip of tuna juice. The infusions seem to be leading to a full recovery.

The upcoming West Forest update is currently being reviewed by medical staff. When it has been found to be non-contagious, it will be cleared for posting. For further information, please contact your local health care facility or Bureau of Feline Affairs office.

Dr. Julius Hibbert, M.D.

[Hester 699]

Oh Gosh!  The poor Governor.  Thank goodness he is recovering,  He looks so exhausted in his picture there.  Poor thing.  Have the Supreme been notified?

[sobol 1]

The National Labs can lend a hand.. for a price...

We've had all our researchers and employees vaccinated already..

[sobol 1]

Here is an update showing some of our recent work:

Catbus - from our Japanese subsidiary..

It is has many capabilities including: all terrain ready, comfy seats, entertainment, rollercoaster-like ride... just to name a few

This is the Monorail cat.. developed in conjunction with Disney Corp.

Fits many people, and keeps the vile pigeons away.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Oh dear... good thing he's recovering.

*wonders if the swine flu was caused by rouge biohazard leeches that someone let escape... or if Ryoga Hibiki forgot to get his shots. (probably got lost on the way to the doctors office if that is the case...)*