Schulmania

[Gn_leugim 853]

ahah, that were some awesome pics XD

 

happy (very late) thanks giving all

[Schulmanator 5,787]

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Bonus Statistics:

 

 

Royal Protectorate of Harar: Simtropolis| Official Website
Schulmania: National Capital Region: SC4Devotion

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Statisticians around the world rejoice.  I hear there are CEOs all over PM looking to you for advice as to how to consistently grow your journal like this.  I think consistently high quality is one way, eh?

[Gn_leugim 853]

sooo many enterprises would like to have such steady increase over the year! you are the mayor! gratz!

[airman15 4,111]

Whoa! Those are some huge numbers! And we hope to see those numbers continue to grow!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

SCHULMANIA HOLIDAY BONUS! Click here to see a Volume 3 exclusive chocolate offer!

[Larks2242 251]

That is crazy multiple consecutive year to year increases congrats man!

 

Got to get it up to 100K!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

 

They deserve some chocolates in Defenders' HQ given what they just went through...

[Hester 699]

If I could ever learn how to fill in the forms, I TOO would have chocolate!!

[Gn_leugim 853]

just save the picture in your computer, use paint to add text, and reupload

 

I can't order, don't have an adress (CJ)

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Your Customer Service Representative: Smokey




Delivery to:
NMU Spidey
The Best Defense

 

Thank you for your order. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

---Smokey


 

[Dazzyls 576]

Haha! Lol

Kitten defense! Meow meow! Instead of TAKE COVER!!!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

The Schulmania National Military has decided to take a radical new approach to confronting the of Schulmania's coast and the deprivation it has caused our cute and furry population. Our engineers have designed a new secret facility, the SFR, to help stabilize our natural resources supply. Read about it in Military Briefing #11 on the Schulmania website.

 

See what's going on here... read Military Briefing #11!

[UndercoverNinja12 176]

Yay! Secret military plans! But I feel like I have to kill myself after reading the briefing...I'm a liability!

[airman15 4,111]

Just tell me when to kick the tires and light the fires, Lt. Fast Eagle will be ready!

[PhatHead 247]

Wow you just laid down the stats of scully screaming shot out.   that was so mind blowing I can't find my mind.  Sorry I haven't been around in awhile.  great show as always.

[Benedict 3,119]

Three cheers for secret installations, and three more cheers for holiday chocolates from Busscastle!

 

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Your Customer Service Representative: Patches



Delivery to:
Benedict
The Mayors of Ellis Valley, Season 5




Thank you for your order. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

---Patches
 

[Benedict 3,119]

Thanks, Patches!

 

And you've got mail...

 

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Preview: More from the National Capital Region is coming up next!



And now, the replies:

Hester    It does indeed.

Gn_leugim    We are always glad to have you back

Hester    It’s an unforgettable destination…

tshirt23    Come on over!

GeometryMath Algebra        That’s a phrase you don’t hear often!

airman15    You bet!

Lyhoko Leaci    A hearty dose of SchulmaniStats…

Larks2242    Gobble gobble! Thanks for coming by!

airman15    Om nom nom!

GeometryMath Algebra        

Lyhoko Leaci    It will take a LOT of gravy to fix that turkey!

89James89    Thanks! Glad to have you back!

Hester    Thanks! And to you too.

NMUSpidey    Gobble gobble!

GeometryMath Algebra        Even in The Philippines turkey is tasty!

Huston    Turkey and ham have been assimilated. Resistance was futile…

airman15    Bring your Tupperware and come on over!

Benedict    Woo hoo! How many weeks is this now?

Hester    Hehehe…

Gn_leugim    Obrigado!

NMUSpidey    I attribute it more to cats ruling the internet!

Gn_leugim    Thanks! We do try

airman15    Thanks

Larks2242    Thanks! That’s a great goal!

Hester    Om nom nom?

Gn_leugim    You can still order… I will pick a delivery spot in Schulmania…

Ultimate727    It’s all claws at the ready!

UndercoverNinja12    No worries… the enemy will never find an undercover ninja!

airman15    We do have a new AFB in New Arlenes…

PhatHead    We have some statisfying stats!

Benedict    We love mail! (We are loved!)

 

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

From: GeometryMath Algebra

To: Schulmanator

 

 

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 


East Tenne: In Triplicate…

Government offices are located throughout the capital. Many of the most significant ones are located in the Royal Quarter and the Feline Quarter. But, all of those government offices and institutions which don’t require the Supreme Wirdle’s daily oversight need somewhere to be as well. Many of them and concentrated in the fourth and fifth arrondissements. District IV is known as The Citadel, as it contains a large building which sits upon a hill just like a citadel in the times of yore. A large cluster of government facilities centers around Clark Square. This cluster is devoted to education and culture. There are other clusters scattered through the Government Districts. Executive and legislative offices are in the Royal Quarter, proximate to Wirtyplace.

Today, we traverse the district looking for signatures on a form (to be filled out in triplicate, of course) permitting Dr. Joshua Vaughan Bell, M.D., Esq., to establish a new medical college in New Arlenes. Dr. Bell, Schulmania’s most famous physician, is best known for performing the first paw pad transplant in history. He has recruited several renowned medical professionals and instructors, including Dr. Aidan Jacobs, inventor of the whisker graft, and Dr. Drew Drews, pioneer in hairball prevention research. These three have developed a proposal and have found a great site in New Arlenes, which currently has no medical training facility anywhere near it, ready for development.
 

The trio of doctors met up at the corner office of their lawyers, Rob & Steele LLC, to get the papers
 

Then they headed over to Janice’s House o’ Paper to get a fancy file folder to put the proposal in… and maybe some cool stickers to jazz it up
 

The group got delayed when some pigeons landed on the sidewalk and everyone had to stop what they were doing and pounce on them…
 

Back on track… and headed to the Fine Arts Council building. There, the Deputy Assistant Undersecretary for Waiting Room Décor will have to sign off on the design plans.
 

The official was taking a nap after having spend hours looking out of the window (I know, it is exhausting, isn’t it?) So the doctors headed over to the mall to get some catnip to motivate him to get with the program and sign off on the décor.
 

 

Back to the Fine Arts Council building. After having the first signature, the group went upstairs to the office of Justin Morley, the Junior Adjutant for Background Music Reviews to get authorization a jaunty Meow Mix theme song remix to be used as the background music for the school’s classrooms. Luckily, this signature was easy to get.
 

Over to the Education & Literature Commission Office, where the legal paperwork for the college will be filed. Interim Undersecretary of College Registrations Cindy Jackson was unavailable (she was in a meeting to watch squirrels out of the window and thus too busy…) so there was a delay.
 

The trek to get to every government building and get signatures was well underway. Nine signatures were needed altogether. The most elusive signatures were those of Dr. Nicholas Sullivan, Director of Veterinary Services, and  Zachary Mason, Chairman of the Collegiate Review Board. Mr. Mason was chasing butterflies on the roof and it took forever to find him…
 

Finally, the doctors were able to bring their paperwork over to the National Archive to file. Once recorded, the papers will be reviewed by the Education Commissioner.
 

The group headed over to The Triangle to await word from the Commissioner. It’s not a bad place to pass the time…
 

They decided to head into Grove Center to do some shopping. Might as well get college shirts and hats and stuff made up. After all, if you don’t have stuff in the school store your school just isn’t that cool!
 

[Dazzyls 576]

Awesome! Your city looks like a mix of Paris and London. Good work!

[airman15 4,111]

Is origami regularly practiced in the government buildings?

[RipRap 4,400]

Lovely City, I love it

[Hester 699]

I will tell you..each time I have found places that are showcased here I want to live in them.  That is so much a compliment as I have my own home completely covered in scratch pads.  If I can leave that, my scratch padded home, then you have a purrlicious place.  Besides, I might need whisker implants before long.  Oh, and the pawpaw transplant.  Pink,  black or bicolored pads? Inquiring minds don't you know?

[UndercoverNinja12 176]

Schulmania seems to be full of the most brilliant minds in the world, all putting their brains to the best possible uses!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

 

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! More holiday festivities in Schulmania coming soon!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I felt more festive just reading that sentence!

[Gn_leugim 853]

those Paris guys, stealing your architecture style over and over. you should sue them! I would ^^

 

happy seasons for all