How is the person above you going to die?

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Dead because of global warming. You are a tree after all.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death when you miss a curve and fall of a +1000m cliff.

[NielsC007 499]

Death because of TOO MUCH MATHS.

[zombie615 9]

NielsC007 - Is going to die next time he views this topic....

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death when a zombie apocalypse strikes... D:

[Prophet42 1,503]

Found dead when a logical inconsistency occured while trying to solve a math problem while farming and the combination of brain overload and hot sun caused a shut down of all systems.

[Munchiez 74]

Dead because you overdosed on sugar, then had a seizure.

[RipRap 4,400]

A panda attacks him.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Died of dysentery one week after trimming your beard with a dirty razor.

[airman15 4,115]

Slipped on a Banana peel and fell onto the 3rd rail of a New York subway.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Plane maneuvers so suddenly both of you fall of the wing of the plane you are using as a tennis court. Both of you deploy your parachute successfully, but you end up in the middle of an airport runway, while the other guy ends up in a small field...

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death by overdose of cuteness.

[Munchiez 74]

Death by pretending to be a doctor and diagnosing someone with having died from an overdose of cuteness.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Death because of accidental shot.

[Munchiez 74]

Death because of ricochet round hits you

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Death because an evil moderator will be very angry with you about broke the 2 posts rule, then he will send a wild virus to your computer and it will explode  

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Death because of a toe fracture caused when kicking a ball.

[Munchiez 74]

Death because of realizing about double posting...sorry!

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Death because a wild panda will kill you with a gun 

[Prophet42 1,503]

A slow death when a den of foxes drags you into a hole and have you for dinner.

[RipRap 4,400]

Prophet dies when a novice tries to trim the tree... and cut off the whole trunk instead.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Tonraq will die because everyone gets tired of him constantly giving everyone the B-glance, and finally, someone shotguns him for it.

[Munchiez 74]

Borgmästarjojje will die because he lives in a big yellow house somewhere south of the arctic and freezes to death.

[RipRap 4,400]

Munchiez dies after he got eaten by a giraffe. 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Tonraq dies while laughing in an evil tone and accidently sucks in a fly that gets stuck in his throat.

[Munchiez 74]

Prophet dies when making a wrong doomsday prediction and dies earlier than expected.....

[RipRap 4,400]

Death by orange poisoning. (And also pandas)

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

All his posts will be transformed to stones 1kg each, then they will fall in his head. Simple.

[jmsepe 2,040]

Killed by a death note.. #enoughsaid 

[Duke87 1,070]

Dead because you angered the mafia.