How is the person above you going to die?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

You will be loved to death by Pepe LePew.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death by Brazilian Wandering spider bite.

[airman15 4,115]

Death from laughing too much.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death when an Airbus A380 collides with your fighter jet.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Death when you attempt to divide by zero.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Death by cosmic rays from the red spider nebula.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Literally banned, I mean, killed.

[RipRap 4,400]

Death by a collapse of My Little Pony Plush Toys.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Death at the hands of a metal bender.  Just the hands.  There's no metal or earth around.  So you must be in a plastic bubble.  In space.

[wgames77 5]

Death by eating radioactive poisonous cheese.

[RipRap 4,400]

Death by Iraq Lobster.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death when a hyper typhoon of 800 km/h hits your location.

[airman15 4,115]

Death when you don't notice the open sewer right in front of you..

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Dead by Bruce Lee-style kick.

[RipRap 4,400]

Death by ash inhalation from that volcano lair.

[airman15 4,115]

First casualty when the Fire Nation attacks..

[C4The_Architect 64]

Death by fighter jets dropping bombs on you.

[RipRap 4,400]

Death after suffering a heart attack as a result of a creeper suddenly exploding behind your character on Minecraft.

 

V Please, no double posting.

[C4The_Architect 64]

Death by Appa crushing you.

[airman15 4,115]

Death when the Origin takes offense and hunts you down.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Executed for being against SC4 players misusing the Origin name. XP

[RipRap 4,400]

Accidentally deleted my post.

Death by deletion.

[airman15 4,115]

Death after you go into the light- because it turned out to be a giant bug zapper!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death by falcon punch from Manny Pacquiao.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Clear! *CPR*

Yay, this thread's alive again!

Death by... oh wait, I just committed suicide!

[airman15 4,115]

Hanged by the moderators for double posting

[Munchiez 74]

Killed while taking off in a crappy Beechcraft Bonanza, forgets to check the mags before takeoff and then suffers an engine failure at 500 AGL, then proceeds to stall the aircraft into a dead spin that isn't recoverable....the rest is pretty much common sense.

 

God forbid that ever happens to anyone in real life! Horrible stories I hear from pilots a lot....

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Death when that panda breaks into your house and shoots you. D:

 

[airman15 4,115]

The USAF spots a blip on its early warning system showing a fast moving, unidentified object. Deciding to shoot first and ask later (typical..), an F-22 is dispatched and fires a missile which effectively neutralized the target. It turned out to be Rainbow Dash of Ponyville, and seeing as how the My Little Pony can't continue without such a crucial character the franchise is halted and the TV show is cancelled.

 

Upon hearing this, GMA was found to have hung himself and had attached a glitter coated suicide note describing how he cannot handle such a loss and issued a statement that F-22's are evil and should be destroyed.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death due to a rare random event where all of your atoms quantum tunnelled to a higher energy state and you simply evaporated.