How is the person above you going to die?

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Death from tie too tight

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death because that snarl got you into trouble.

[Roman_Samudra 213]

Death because the trouble decide to give you lemons

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Banned he forgot to write his signature in Caps

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death because you banned when you should have died.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Death for being a plant.

[jmsepe 2,040]

Karoshi - death from overwork. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Death from too much ore in Oreos

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Death from too many programs.

[jmsepe 2,040]

Death from being mushed. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Death from being seped

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Death from no teeth.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death from being too soft in a hard world.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Death from Annoying Orange

[Fantozzi 4,069]

Victim of burning of witches.

[jmsepe 2,040]

Death handed by the executioner. 

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Death from leaning your head to the left too long and damaging your spine.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death from looking down and not watching were you are going (probably due to texting).

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

From watching upwards and not watching where you are growing

[airman15 4,115]

Death will come quickly and very painfully after you want to see if touching that barrel of nuclear waste will give you superpowers..

[Titanicbuff 1,262]

Will be the piolet  a plane when a wind gust hits the tail. You'll go down before you recover and your remains will be insinerated by the flames.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Something about a ship sinking....

[madhatter106 3,933]

Quicksand.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

After meeting a mad hatter

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Excessive Ukuleling.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Death by being the 2nd letter in the alphabet instead of the first.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Death came quickly and out of nowhere when you gave the wrong look toward Big Brother.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Suicide after being a participant of Big Brother (I guess only Germans will get this)

[raynev1 1,887]

Suicide after speaking of Big Brother participant . 

[airman15 4,115]

Your attempt at fiddling with the time space continuum resulted in a catastrophic event that erased you and your lab.