The Wish Game

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but since i don't know what Wii stands for, here's the original Nintendo, circa 1985.

I wish that the weekend would never end.

[masochist 111]

Granted, but now your stuck in a time-loop in which you replay the same weekend over and over...

I wish I had something to do that I would consider fun...

[masochist 111]

Granted, but now you're stuck in a time-loop in which you replay the same weekend over and over...

I wish I had something to do that I would consider fun...

[BurroDiablo 222]

Granted, but you double posted so much you got banned.

I wish my car wasn't broken!

[connor_v 3]

Granted, but the mechanic shop bills put you in debt up to your eyeballs.

I wish I had a warmer environment here in Alberta.

[SpecialEddie 3]

Granted but it's still...Alberta. 

I wish the person below me won't have a negative alternative to this wish.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. You get silence (silence is not always negative, if you know what I mean).

I wish you had common sense.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but it is in the form of a book by Thomas Paine.

I wish I knew what to say.

[connor_v 3]

Granted, but when the time comes to say it, no one will be listening!

I wish I was CEO of the biggest company in the country.

[Menotyou 0]

Granted, but now everyone hates you, because you are like Wal-Mart. (I hate Wal-Mart.)

I wish I was better at school..

[SpecialEddie 3]

Granted but they ship you off to some...brain camp. (?)

I wish for cheesecake.

[BattleField-2142 9]

Granted, but it's molding...and very stinky.

I wish I lived in Japan.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted. (This just in: Mount Fuji has just exploded, resulting in thousands of deaths. Reports are coming in...)

I wish Wal-Mart would shut down for good.

[connor_v 3]

Granted, but where would you go for bad service and sub-par goods?

I wish the fifties was back in style.

[luigiguy 1]

Granted, but the you relize you can not wear numbers

I wish tomorow was friday

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, Friday is now the new Monday.

I wish people didn't complain.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but now people go around beating everybody else up.

I wish that the moon was made of ice cream.

[Goldfish4209 9]

granted, but you can't get there and eat it.

I wish that wishes had no loopholes and good wishes came true.

[masochist 111]

Granted...but unfortunately, the term "good wish" is a very fluid and undefined concept, so when someone wishes for something that they think is good, but someone else thinks is bad, it would automatically bring a loophole into this wish, sending it into a paradoxical, catch-22 ridden loop...and the universe would collapse in upon itself...or something like that...

I wish for self-confidence...

[connor_v 3]

Granted, but you become so self-confident you believe you can fly off the Brooklyn Bridge....ouch.

I wish I had a new car.

[DioAngel 1]

Granted, but your new car will be damaged by a falling tree just got hit by a lightning strike. 

I wish I had every Beethoven LPs I can get.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you have nothing to play them on...

I wish that someone posts after me.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but it's only a mortal human.

I wish I had my drivers' licence.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but then you get arrested for speeding as soon as you pull out of your driveway.

I wish for world peace.

[DioAngel 1]

Granted but you have war zone in your town.. LOL

I wish I had all A's in my report card! :-D

[connor_v 3]

Granted but your report card gets misplaced and ends up being switched with Billy "Tiny" O'Joule. Your card now displays strait F's, while Billy gets several prestigious scholarships and a free loaf of banana bread.

I wish I had an IPod. So shiny......

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but it's a cheap chineese fake. With 128 MB of membory instead of 60 GB.

I wish sloppet wouldn't refer to him in 3rd person.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, he refers to his computer in first person.

I wish I was on The Price is Right...

I also wish that Internet Explorer would work faster...

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Double Post.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, you are on the price is right and you win nothing.

Granted Internet explorer works faster, but it still sucks and is still made by microsoft.

I wish that the person below me double posts.