The Wish Game

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. You now have a suitcase full of playing cards, all the queen of spades. The suitcase is packed. In fact, it is so stuffed with playing cards, as soon as you go near it, the suitcase bursts, showering you with playing cards and giviing you a million paper-cuts.

I wish I had a new suit.

[Shinnie02 17]

Granted but the suit turns out to be a cheap piece of clothing costing around $8.99 and also has plenty of torn fabric inside and the buttons weren't sewn on properly

I wish i had a new bike

[The_Family_Guy 2]

Granted, but it has no breaks and you have to ride it down from the top of Mt. Everest.

I wish I had a new computer

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, new to you. 486 DX-2 50 Mhz processor, 4 MB ram, 75 MB hard drive... what else could you ask for?

I wish for a new keyboard.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but it is a toy piano keyboard.

I wish I had a new wirelesss mouse.

[Shinnie02 17]

Granted but it seems the wireless mouse turns out to be a mouse with no wire and does not work

I wish I had a 30 inch computer screen

[IDS2 3,429]

Granted, it is a tube screen with a hole in it.

I wish I had a flashlight that is portable, pocket-sized, coudn't be stolen, couldn't be lost, can't burn out, weighs 2 ounces, can't break, can't injure anybody, can't break anything, and can't be chucked across the world to some remote location.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you forgot to wish for batteries... which are exotic and can only be found on Omicron Persei VIII. lol.

I wish for someone to ruin this wish.

[Shinnie02 17]

Granted, but it was only temporary

I wish for a new happy beginning

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but it has a sad ending.

I wish I was stronger.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but your'e so strong that as soon as you take a step, you destroy the world.

I wish I had HeadOn.

[BurroDiablo 222]

Granted, but the solution is so strong you spend the rest of your life off your head, acid tripping.

I wish all my work for the end of the month was finished

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but then your boss makes you start next month's work early.

I wish I were in Germany.

[BurroDiablo 222]

Granted... but your situated in Dresden, February 13 1945... better start dodging those Allied bombs!

I wish I had a printer for my computer...

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. You don't have drivers for it.

I wish I had a new ink cartridge for my printer.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is one of those crappy no-name brand ones that doesn't work very well.

I wish for an excruciatingly painful death. j/k

[IDS2 3,429]

Granted, how about lethal injection?

I wish I had a bowl of jello.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but it's flavored from real pig skin, and the pig hairs dissolved in it disgust you.

I wish I knew what other people thought of me.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. It's even worse than you expected.

I wish the Simtropolis server was faster.

[IDS2 3,429]

Granted: you can only access it once a month.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, now you're an insomniac.

I wish I didn't have to go anywhere tomorrow.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. All your friends and loved ones desert you on the same day you are fired from your job, thus you have nowhere to go.

I wish I had some fresh apple pie.

[IDS2 3,429]

Granted. The apples aren't fresh, though.

I wish I had a big glass of mountain dew.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but due to the caffeine in the beverage, you are unable to sleep for a week.

I wish I understood people.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but nobody understands you.

I wish I could wish an unbreakable wish.

[IDS2 3,429]

Granted, the wish was wishing for a breakable unbreakable wish of wishing wishes.

I wish people would read my cj.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but they only read it once.....

I wish I had a Mac....

[sloppet 3]

Granted,

And it's the first time in history, some one's wish really comes trues...

Behold, the ultimate... Big-Mac!!

I wish I would get the password to those restricted threads...

[owenluby 1]

Granted but then your hardrive crashes leaving you perplexed.

I wish I could fly...

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but you subsequently get tried for witchcraft.

I wish I didn't have a cold.