SimCity - Memes / Jokes

[asasnat 216]

On 3.01.2023 at 12:40 AM, SIM-ple Jack said:

when i decide i wanna lose weight

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[asasnat 216]

it's obvious that it's a goat smh

[TheMurderousCricket 5,061]

11 hours ago, SIM-ple Jack said:

In that case, I'm afraid to ask what an alcohol & airplane junkie does!

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[Haljackey 17,355]

I'm sorry but what the heck has happened to this thread? Keep the memes relevant to SimCity / city builders please. Ex can you please explain the context of your last post @SIM-ple Jack?

Otherwise you're just cluttering it with unrelated stuff when people are scrolling for proper content.

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Ex- this is kinda stuff

 

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Perhaps make a general memes instead for other stuff?

[SIM-ple Jack 17,445]

On 2/4/2023 at 2:10 PM, Haljackey said:

Ex can you please explain the context of your last post @SIM-ple Jack?

   

You do realize, don't you, that Off Topic is where threads go to die?

[SIM-ple Jack 17,445]

Jeff attaches one too many roads to his roundabout...

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Ever wonder what a ride on your SimCity bus is like? (watch to the end)

 

[Haljackey 17,355]

An actual SimCity meme

 

 

[Terring 6,476]

This awesome video, My Little Pony: Red Bull Stratos Skydiving, is published on YouTube 10 years ago today, 16 of February 2013. Why I post it here? Check the music

 

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[SIM-ple Jack 17,445]

WARNING: Do not, I REPEAT,  do not mix beer, vodka and tequila and attempt to use the mountain brush!

[SIM-ple Jack 17,445]

So, I tried out one of these new AI generators. Typed in East Palestine Ohio as a SimCity4 city. The result-

Amazing!!! It even captured the giant tree that grows in the background.

[TheMurderousCricket 5,061]

On 22.02.2023 at 7:09 PM, Haljackey said:

 

Me simsta.

The fact is that all these led lights are plain useless and just eat up the power. I'd love to turn them off but I don't even know how... Perhaps I'll just remove the bulbs? 

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Was tinkering with the fauna brush, hit zoom, and finally, conclusively got the answer to the age-old question about sim-bears-

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How primitive the game once was! Terrain tools (circa 2003)-

The Hole Digger

 

Terrain Leveler

[TheMurderousCricket 5,061]

An absurdity dump:

 

[SIM-ple Jack 17,445]

On 3/10/2023 at 3:39 PM, TheMurderousCricket said:

An absurdity dump:

Kind of like the layout on this. Looks like a good "minimum effort" layout for when you retire.

 

That moment when you open your region, and that city in the middle, that you nurtured to a contented, healthy population of a half million, is now a blank tile-

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Are you a little glum, because your little town wont sprout those big, gleaming skyscrapers? -

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How you know you've probably selected the wrong slope mod-

[TheMurderousCricket 5,061]

14 minutes ago, SIM-ple Jack said:

How you know you've probably selected the wrong slope mod-

Looks more like UHW (unreal highway) network to me. 

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I see your "Flora blast 3000 3000 3000" and raise you a...

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The original template for the city advisors...

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[Terring 6,476]

12 hours ago, SIM-ple Jack said:

And that's my face when I discovered Simolen RH by @RalphaelNinja

[SIM-ple Jack 17,445]

11 hours ago, Terring said:

And that's my face when I discovered Simolen RH by @RalphaelNinja

 

I've been through so many money cheats, I'm not even sure which one I'm currently using.

 

Um, finishing that rail bridge kinda slip your mind?