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The Simtropolis Vending Machine - Inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine

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* receives a battered, torn, dog-eared copy of the 1997 Thomas Guide for Los Angeles *

* inserts a packet of McDonald's ketchup *


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GOOD TEXTURES ARE MADE, NOT FOUND.
(I get tired of saying that in BAT threads.)

"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." - Quentin Crisp
"I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once." - Fran Lebowitz
"Ordinary morality is for ordinary people." - Aleister Crowley
"No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer.' " - Dani Bunten Berry

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* receives a 20-cents-off coupon for Heinz Ketchup *

* inserts a frozen Eggo waffle *


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GOOD TEXTURES ARE MADE, NOT FOUND.
(I get tired of saying that in BAT threads.)

"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." - Quentin Crisp
"I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once." - Fran Lebowitz
"Ordinary morality is for ordinary people." - Aleister Crowley
"No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer.' " - Dani Bunten Berry

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*receives masonry supplies delivery receipt*

*inserts selfie stick, string, paperclip, and a can of sardines*


I thought about this, and am still thinking about it because though I've thought about this, I still have more thinking to do as to stop thinking about it would mean not to think.

 

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* receives a picture of philforhockey51 wearing necklace made of sardines *

* Inserts a dog-eared copy of a Harlequin romance novel with Fabio on the cover, and all the sexy parts blacked out with magic marker *

 


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GOOD TEXTURES ARE MADE, NOT FOUND.
(I get tired of saying that in BAT threads.)

"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level." - Quentin Crisp
"I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once." - Fran Lebowitz
"Ordinary morality is for ordinary people." - Aleister Crowley
"No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer.' " - Dani Bunten Berry

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*Receives a barrel of bud light, because that's basically the same thing.*

*Inserts the torn off left wing of a Douglas DC-3 that spent 52 years at the bottom of the sea.*

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 1947 - 2016 

 

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*recieves a bottle of Betsy beer and a Cathay Pacific flight from Dusseldorf to Hong Kong*

*Inserts three Japanese IC cards*


 

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"Scrivo una lettera dall’inferno ma non la leggerai"
"I write a letter from the inferno but you won't read it"
ーEMIS KILLA

ALESSANDRIA | MY PROFILE | OKAIKEN V5

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*Recieves Gulf War poster along with a model of an F-20 model fighter jet.

*Inserts the Season 6 CD of "The Cosby Show"*

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*Receives  a discount on car insurance *

*Inserts a box of cookies and a glass of milk*


Residing in West Virginia , Product Of Maryland , Viewer Discretion Advised . 

When I'm not on Simtropolis or playing SC4 HERE you can see what else I'm into . 

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