The Simtropolis Vending Machine - Inspired by The SC4D Vending Machine

[madhatter106 3,931]

* receives a five pound bag of Russet potatoes *

* inserts an old New York City transit subway token *

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives a receipt for a one day pass*

*inserts an old boot and a rock concert t-shirt*

[airman15 4,113]

-Receives an electric guitar signed by all of the members of the 1976 lineup from The Eagles!-

-Inserts some canvas, a pile of lumber and some bike wheels-

[Abrams 1,744]

*Receives a portrait of a bike wheel made by lumber

"Inserts a Large Hadron Collider

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives notice of a loosened screw, 3 Month delay and $150,000,000 bill for repair*

*inserts cheese doodle(cheetohs) powder, and dirty white rat fur toupee*

[airman15 4,113]

-Receives a nice laminated and autographed photo of Guy Fieri-

-Inserts several VHS tapes of 80's movies-

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives lots and lots of member berries.

*Inserts the taillight of a 1981 Ford Bronco.

[raynev1 1,887]

*Receives a bowtie from a '96 Chevy Blazer*

*Inserts an electric bill and a credit card*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

sorry can't do that in the US but you can in Portugal and probably other parts of Europe (pay your bills at an ATM that is)

*receives a credit card bill with service fees larger than the electric bill*

*inserts two chocolate doughnuts, and a large coffee*

[Fantozzi 4,068]

*Gets a female computer voice: "Sorry, no refund possible."

 

 

*Inserts the rubbert duck my sweetheart always puts between us to mark the 'do not cross line'

[metarvo 711]

*Receives bubbles*

*Inserts Samsung Galaxy 7*

[TekindusT 3,809]

*Receives pocket fireworks*

*Inserts a cannonball*

[Abrams 1,744]

*Receives a round shaped object*

*Inserts a Panzergranate 39 AP shell*

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

*Receives death and destruction*

*Inserts a MK3 VW Golf VR6*

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives oil leak stain on driveway*

*inserts a bald eagle and croissant*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives message , insert exact change . And keeps your bald eagle and croissant *

*inserts a hockey stick and a bag of cheese curls*

[madhatter106 3,931]

* receives a heaping bowl of Kraft Mac'n'Cheese and two tickets to the next Pittsburgh Penguins game *

* inserts two sticks of Doublemint Gum *

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives Sandra Bullock yelling "Gum there's Gum on my seat Gum"*

*inserts random movie quote*

[Fantozzi 4,068]

*recieves an invitation to Conan O'Briens late night show

 

*inserts a mafia boss

[raynev1 1,887]

* receives two broken legs and two black eyes *

*inserts $1,000.00 and a pair of socks*

[airman15 4,113]

-Recieves a black eyemask, a beanie, and a court date for a robbery charge-

-Inserts a busted TV remote-

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives something to hold open the broken window*

*inserts a TV Guide magazine from 1986*

[raynev1 1,887]

*receives VHS tape of random MTV music videos , labeled "1986" *

*inserts a pair of sunglasses and an empty beverage can*

 

[Fantozzi 4,068]

* recieves a private detective shadowing from the car over the road *

* inserts a dumbbell and two liters of milk *

[madhatter106 3,931]

* receives an old VHS tape containing the commercials from the 1980's Milk, It Does A Body Good campaign *

* inserts Starbucks gift card *

[philforhockey51 4,220]

*receives an extra mocha chi caramel frizzle espreso poured in a 1/2 soy milk 1/2 2% milk double caffeine cappacino then blended with ice and an almond frappe poured over shaved ice, with a toasted caramel mocha top two dabs of cream and a final mocha drizzle* diabetic coma comes on the side

*inserts  3 slices of pizza and two bottles of olives *

[madhatter106 3,931]

* receives a plateful of pizza crusts and a jar of tapenade *

* inserts a package of microwave popcorn *

[rivit 3,402]

* receives demand for butter and salt *

* inserts humming black box * 

[TekindusT 3,809]

*Receives an annoying, incessant humming *

*Inserts a black mirror*

[airman15 4,113]

-Receives a white-framed window made of cheap, degrading vinyl- (seriously, those things are terrible for cleaning!)

-Inserts some outdated maps-