Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Wreckingball Man 10]

You get one, but with a ridiculously high costing data plan.

i wish for a new printer.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Granted, but it only prints in wingdings.

I wish for a Star Trek type replicator and everything needed to operate it.

[SounderBruce 173]

Granted, but it only works on Leap Days that occur during an annular solar eclipse over the South Pole.

I wish for limitless time to sleep....

[Skimbo 304]

okay, you are a koala now

I wish I could travel everywhere I want....

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but when you get there, you've lost your luggage.

I wish it was about 23 degrees Celsius here.

[CoastRunner 24]

Granted! Oops, the weather gods thought you meant Fahrenheit.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Skimbo 304]

garanteed, have fun at your new job as a farm worker

I wish I could fly......

[SounderBruce 173]

Granted, but you get wimpy butterfly wings that break in 2 seconds.

I wish to beat Super Obama World!

[biloxisean 0]

Granted, but you unlock a new movie called "How the Republican Party will reach out to African American voters" and you will be forced to watch for 28 days

I wish i could get a new girlfriend

[citiesxlfan42 27]

Granted, but you never said she had to be human! She is a prarie dog.

I wish I could spend more time in Chicago!

[SounderBruce 173]

Granted, in the not-so-nice areas, e.g. gangland!

I wish for a solution to CTD (crash to desktop).

[CoastRunner 24]

You no longer have a desktop to crash to.

I wish I has a dæmon, like in the Philip Pullman trilogy, His Dark Materials...

[Mayorm 14]

granted, but eats your house

I wish i could be an NHL hockey goalie

[Vahr 341]

Granted, but you get seriously injured.

I wish for a faster computer

[CoastRunner 24]

Yeah, by a fractional amount.

I wish Mayorm looked up what a dæmon was in relation to that series before saying his comment (no offense)

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but he still uses it incorrectly.

I wish more people were scientifically literate.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

Sure, but no no one is artistically literate.

I wish life were like the movie surrogates.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but you don't appear in it.

I wish for a dice.

[Vahr 341]

Granted, you get cut up into little cubes.

I wish for soup.

[Skimbo 304]

garanteed, but it tastes like mud.

I wish I could fly.....

[Wrightguy0 40]

Granted, but the wings are made of wax and you fly to close to the sun one day and fall into the sea as the wings melt

I wish i was a super awesome werewolf

[Mithrik 562]

Granted you have a silver ring in you neck, you can't get rid to it and try to escape of yourself by committing suicide.

I wish that the dice is not made out of my little cubes.

[Josh6 873]

Granted. They are spherical, but you mistake them for gumballs and choke on them and die.

I wish to be really tall.

[SimCity4IE 202]

Granted, but no clothes will fit you.

I wish I had an ATI Radeon HD 5970.

[Korot 6]

Granted, but now your computer's PCIe bus refuses to work.

I wish I had a more powerful CPU.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but your FSB speeds are incompatible.

I wish I had more time to do physics.

[SounderBruce 173]

Granted, 2 seconds.

I wish the US would win the Gold Medal hockey game v. Canada.

[Korot 6]

Granted, and that's the last medal they'll ever win.

I wish CG read Astro's post made before his.

[Skimbo 304]

Garanteed, but now you can't read 'em anymore

I still wish, I could fly....

[Wreckingball Man 10]

You can fall which is kinda like flying.

I wish for Univ. of Tennessee Basketball tix.