Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but the truth haunts you for years to come. 

 

I wish I had more time to work on New Duveland's CJ.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. Your computer catches fire as you go to post the next update!

 

I wish I can make the best SC4 cities on the internet!

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but skynet comes online and erases them all.

 

I wish we had a colony on Mars.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but the food supply will run out within a year.

 

I wish I could be a tourist is space. 

[tonyr 926]

You are!

 

I wish for a great future.

[Terring 6,476]

Granted, but it will be not your great future, but the great future of somebody else.

I wish for a pizza

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but there'll be no toppings!

 

I wish I could have a milkshake right about now. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but it turned out to be shaken milk.

 

I wish I could eat cheesecake every day.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But unfortunately, Penny won't let you do.

 

My wish

[Munchiez 74]

your wish is granted but I forgot it.

 

I wish for pie

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but it hits you right in the face!

I wish Japanese is Easier...

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. You can no longer speak English.

 

I wish I am a god.

[tonyr 926]

Keep wishing!

 

I wish not to age.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

(I was just about to type that!!!!!)  Granted, but you still die anyway in a tragedy.

 

I wish I could travel back in time 1000 years and age slow enough that I'm 25 now.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you live in for another million years, with no end.

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate last night. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

If I knew why...

 

I wish I knew Palauan

[Munchiez 74]

Granted, but you trip over a rock while meeting and die.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes 

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but you should have read the fine print.

 

I wish I had a housekeeper.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but they gradually steel everything in your house until there's nothing left.

 

I wish I had a pet Koala. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You get Munchiez

 

I wish for Munichez

[Munchiez 74]

I am here! Except now you have to buy my Munchiez brand cereal.

 

I wish for TONRAQ

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, you've summoned the Terrible Ominous No-good Ranger of Absolute Qualms. 

 

I wish the forum games "What can eat the thing above" and "would you rather" would be revived.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but they become full of spam!

 

I wish upon a star... for a star. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Maybe just ask Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

 

I wish for ask.com

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but they didn't know the answer.

 

I wish for a relaxing day.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but it's followed by a very stressful month.

 

I wish for a nice vacation. 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Melbourne is nice already

 

I wish for Tallinn

[Munchiez 74]

Granted but it is laced with anthrax.

 

I wish for a free ticket to the Philippines. (NOT PLA "TONRAQ")

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you go straight to the southern regions.

 

I wish for a nice lunch today. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted, but it's spoiled.

 

I wish for all things good.