Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[jacqueline 2]

granted but it's a toddler's bike

 

I wish to have a magic genie

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but the genie will always corrupt your wish.

 

I wish I wasn't so busy.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you will be in prison.

 

I wish for a cruise.

[Wiecher 192]

Granted, Tom Cruise will be living in your house soon.

 

I wish I had enough self-discipline to study for an exam I have tomorrow.

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, but then school takes over your life and you shut out all things fun because you are always busy.

 

I wish I can bowl perfect games.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you will break both arms and not be able to bowl.

 

I wish people would stop thumbing up the comment where I wished for 500 rep.

[Duke87 1,070]

Granted, but then you never reach 500 rep!

 

I wish for a clean dish.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but the dish is broken.

 

I wish for a crazy thing.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it causes destruction wherever it goes.

 

I wish for some friends.

[Kiiroitori 55]

Granted but they turn out to be those 'friends with benefits' and ditch you soon after they no longer benefit from you.
I wish to go to Taiwan ><

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but you will lost your passport there.

 

I wish I could blame those homophobes just like what EA did.

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Granted, now EA blames you for everything!

 

I wish I could move to Canada!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you will freeze.

I wish I had a moose.

[Kiiroitori 55]

Granted, but it mistakes you as grass and eats you.
I wish I had Swag

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but you developed a tail instead. (wags)

 

I wish for a release of the Legend of Korra Book 2.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you soon discover that the book is really bad and you don't think it's worth your time.

 

I wish for wishes.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but none of them will be happened.

 

I wish for a pet.

[Mister Jackz 0]

Granted, but then the pet messed up your house.

 

I wish for something bad.

[Kiiroitori 55]

Granted, but it turned out to be something good.

I wish for a hug
 

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

You are now hugging a yeti and he isn't happy. I wish for corruption 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Not granted, because you already corrupted this forum by not corrupting the wish above you.

 

Facepalm

 

I wish for my rep to be 200 because no one ever gives me rep, evven though my rep count tripled in the last month.

[Kiiroitori 55]

Granted, but you get banned from the site for breaking forum rules and lose your rep.

I wish for a CTD.

[Terring 6,476]

Granted, everything will now CTD every time, even your television

I wish I have a hot dog

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, your dog will burn you to death.

 

I wish for a moose

[FreewayofFlight 41]

Granted, but A Nonny Moose is too busy to spend time with you

 

I wish I had a fun job

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Granted, but it's as dangerous as it is fun.

 

I wish for a fox to guard my chickens.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the fox will eat the chickens.

 

I wish for a army of ninjas to guard my house

[Dashafrash. 34]

Granted, but the ninjas are quite weak and skittish.

 

I wish for a house.

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted but your house is infested with termites. 

 

I wish for sim city to be singleplayer

[Dashafrash. 34]

Granted, but it'll be overrun with bugs and glitches, rendering it unplayable.

 

I wish for larger city sizes.