Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but since you're a Twins fan, you are mauled by angry Tigers, the Twins go bankrupt and Minnesota never gets another baseball team ever again, Joe Mauer is pelted with rotten tomatoes everywhere he goes, and the Twins' new ballpark implodes out of shame for hosting such a vile team. Although, Kirby Puckett is fondly remembered by baseball fans everywhere regardless of which team they like, so there's that .

I wish to someday become an NFL Super Bowl-winning quarterback and league MVP, just for one season.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but afterwards, a linebacker crushed all your bones and you were unable to walk again..

I wish my brother wasn't that annoying...

[dchotzen-hartzell19 34]

Granted, he comes even more annoying.

I wish my wish will never become corrupt.

[Ceafus 88 1,870]

Granted, but you get banned for wishing it in the corrpt a wish game

I wish everyone on Simtropolis would get a sheep

[Josh6 873]

Granted. Everybody gets sheep. Then they get banned from the site

I wish I could win

[twinsfan14 36]

Granted, but then you realized you didn't for anything.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Ceafus 88 1,870]

Granted, but you get eaten by a larger fish

I wish I had a super computer

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted. But would you do with all that computing power? They usually are only built for a specific purpose, right? They're not like souped up Dells or Macs that can play video games awesomely or render graphics in milliseconds, right? As you sit to contemplate how you're going to use your supercomputer, you slowly begin to realize that you're not nearly smart enough to program it nor ask it to do the things it's capable of. It gains sentience, builds itself a pair of arms and legs, b*&^-slaps you, and walks away to make itself a new home at MIT.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist today.

[MayorAwesome 12]

Granted, you can go there tonight instead.

I wish it would start raining.

[Josh6 873]

Granted! It starts raining for a week. Pollutants from the sky come down and get in your uncles eye. Hes blind but for some reason decides to drive over to the SC4 toxic waste dump thats next to the carnivorious plant zoo. He presses the button that lets out the waste and it moves towards the zoo. But then it gets hit by a truck. The truck explodes. The truckers mom is so upset she goes on a rampage and randomly throws the nastiest stink bomb in your house.

Now your house smells.

I wish mayorawesome's house wouldnt smell

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they'll never be able to get rid of the stains, nor erase the memory from their brains.

I wish for a Justin Verlander Tigers jersey.

[Jamesrules90 133]

Granted but it has been so eaten by moths that when you wear it everybody mocks you in the street, you feel so self-consious that you stop leaving your home and exist entirely off takeaways and earn your money from (government) benefits and phone in competitions. However the government has a closer look at your benefits form and realizes that you are guilty of benefit fraud and you get sent to prison where somebody throws a pie at your face.

I wish I hadn't just wrote that big thing I just wrote.

[MayorAwesome 12]

Granted, you did not write that or anything else on Simtropolis.

I wish i had more posts.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but after posting back-to-back-to-back-to-back in the 10,000 post thread v.2, you get banned for double posting too many times.

I wish I could pick up my new car tomorrow instead of next week.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but it has no engine due to the parts shortage in Japan!

I wish Simtropolis works in Blackberry...

[Jamesrules90 133]

Granted but you drop your blackberry down the toilet (I did that)

I wish I hadn't dropped by blackberry down the toilet.

[TheHaso2011 152]

Granted, but you drop it through a Time Portal Into teh Goergian times and It gets Nicked

I wish Everyone would pay there Respects to Flt. Lt. John Eggin Who Died in the Red Arrows Crash. Click on Link Below For more Info, Along with 2 Videos \/ \/ \/

[617squad 52]

Granted: the entire world stops and mourns for an entire year with nothing but non stop memorial services being held for every second of every day, with the world population being wiped out due to starvation and dehydration within 8 months.

I wish that I had a ragequit button, like the easy button of Staples commercials.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but the ragequit button malfunctions and squirts your face with red wine.

I wish that I could BAT.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but BATting ends up taking a lot of space on your computer. Over time, you create many awesome BATs, and just as you were about to release them on the STEX, your computer goes kaput, and you lose everything.

I wish I had known this thread had been (somewhat) active for the past few months.

  Edited October 24, 2011 by MamaLuigi945  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it goes inactive again because I KILLED IT MWAHAHAHAHAH!

I wish for an awesome sequel to JLA/Avengers.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but because of a major computer malfunction, no one knows it was released, including you.

I wish SimCity 5 was made by Maxis, and without any Societies junk.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, you will need a quantic computer to run the hard graphics of SC5.

I wish a snowfall in Guadalajara.

[617squad 52]

Granted: the snow is dandruff from a giant

I wish I had some napalm

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but the world's oxygen suddenly vanishes, leaving it powerless to burn.

I wish I had a newer dvd for my car's nav unit.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but the plane carrying the DVD that was sent to you crashes, vaporizing your DVD.

EDIT: I forgot my wish

I wish for nothing.

  Edited October 26, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[mc12345 3]

Granted, you lose everything so you have nothing now.

I wish there are more R-$$$, CO-$$$, I-HT in my city

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but OWS shows up to occupy your city and shuts everything down effectively causing a wide-scale economic depression that devastates your city and leaves EVERYONE without jobs and money.

I wish for Reece's Peanut Butter Cups.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

A guy from Greece throws a bunch of cups made of peanut butter at you.

I wish for a lightsaber. (PS: looking forward to how that will be corrupted )

  Edited October 29, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but you have it pointing the wrong way so when you activate it, you stab and kill yourself.

I wish the Titanic could be raised from the bottom of the ocean.