Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[airman15 4,113]

granted, but it gets invaded and destroyed

i wish i can control people

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but they go out of control

I wish that I can read minds.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted, you see horrible things

I wish my mind did not burn when I try to BAT.

[airman15 4,113]

granted, but your BAT's receive heavy criticism.

I wish I can control fire

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but you control it so that it burns you up

I wish that I can have an Ipad or Iphone.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted , its a prototype that deletes everything on it everytime you turn it off

I wish for huuuuge cookie

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but his cookie is made with all the ingredients of the world, you can't share it, and If you start to eat all the world will die because the starvation.

I wish a cold and rainy day in summer.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but it becomes a new ice age.

I wish I live in the mountains

[pokeboy21 7]

granted, the first time you go outside a mountain lion eats you

I wish for a tiny cookie

[9988 428]

Granted, but it will be microscopic.

I wish for Submarine.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but US forces mistake you for an enemy sub and they destroy it, killing you.

I wish I own the Golden Gate Bridge

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but you can't pay the maintenance, this will be destroyed by an earthquake later and the City Hall of San Francisco will demand you.

I wish to have a train company.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted, but sadly, since you've never been to train school your horrible manegment causes your flagship train to derail right next to your house smashing through the wall destroying your house and killing you.

I wish for a really old cookie.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but you get sick and die.

I wish to own and fly an F-16 Falcon

  Edited May 10, 2011 by usfighter15  

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but it blows up as you turn the ignition

I wish I could be a tornado chaser.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but you will die catched by one.

Curiously I want the same wish as Nathanthemayor: I wish I could be a tornado chaser.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted but the first tornado you chase is big enough that it caused as much damage as nine eleven thus killing yoooou

i wish for a new cookie

  Edited May 11, 2011 by pokeboy21  

[Timmystwin 201]

Granted, but its mouldy

I wish for good weather this weekend.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but at the end of this week there will be around 1001 weeks with bad weather.

I wish a time travel to the 40's of XX century.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you end up in Hiroshima on the morning of August 6th, 1945.

I wish for a million dollars.

[Paulobergonci 673]

Granted, but for each dollar, you are gonna lost 1 minute of your life

I wish i could be in my home right now.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but you're still alone.

I wish to being a reporter correspondent in a foreign land.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted, but in that foreign land you get bit by a black momba

i wish for a perfect cookie without poison or mold and everything was fine

[airman15 4,113]

granted, but a safe falls on your head.

I wish I can never go hungry

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but you use up all the food in the world and no one else gets any, so they kill you

I wish to go to Mars

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you get there and have to face the white Martians (they aren't especially nice, and have all of Superman's powers).

I wish I don't have hay fever.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but you get Hepatitis, Chlamydia, Ebola and the Human Immunodeficiency Viruses.

I wish I am the strongest person on Earth.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but your strength will apart you from the society, then you'll lose it. Later you become crazy and die in a asylum.

I wish to have my own grunge rock band, something like Nirvana.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted but you play the music so loud that it bursts your ears

I wish that I had a perfect cookie with no mold or poison and I also had a super shield that cant break or malfunction. the shield also keeps out diseases

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but your heart just stops beating and you die.

I wish we live in a cashless society.