Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Hester 699]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bigbuilder 0]

That is the worst gift ever! I would never except a gift of that kind because it is just so horrible.

[BuggUla 405]

Hester You are correct - anything that does not show loyalty to us is stated badly. We love you for loving us!

Dumanios There are two in the capital - one on Exoskeleton Drive and one by Ft. Beetle Mall. We love you for asking!

ion496 Fear not - you will LOVE our "apple" cake. Try some. We guarantee you will love it as much as we love you!

Lauandbilly Now, now. I'll have you know that in Queensferry, people swarm to "apple" cake and that the aroma is so enticing that strangers will come to knock on your door asking for a piece. It goes great with dry shreds of turkey and Onimay spritzer. You will love it after just one bite - as we love you!

Hester Please join us at our victory parade - we would love to have you there. After all, ... we love you!

Muck308 LOL! We love you for your humor.

Leech10 Our quality control is legendary. We have great experience with weaponry, industrial chemicals and toxicity. Not only do they drive our economy, they also facilitate exciting new mutations in our population, some of which will bring us SUPER POWERS! We do love you for your ongoing concern about our welfare.

Abcvs Our dreams of conquest will be a nightmare for our enemies. We love you for pointing this out!

Archean We definitely love you! You are so loyal and dedicated! Would you like a job in our occupation government after the invasion? Loyalty does have its rewards. Care to toast with a glass of Chateau Onimay Champagne?

Bigbuilder Oh noes! Your loyalty seems a bit weak at the moment. We love you too much to allow that to happen. Please follow the security detail arriving at your front door right about now. They will take you to an Infestation Center and redirect you toward the path of eternal bliss - the path to BuggUla.

ion496 YESSSSS! Another enlightened soul has joined the perfect realm of Queensferry's eternal love. We love you! We feel certain that a nice cushy job in the occupation government awaits you. After all, loyalty has its rewards.

Patricius Maximus You doubt us? Perhaps you will see things differently throught the prism of a nice tall, frothy glass of Oil of Onimay... soon, you will learn to love us as we do you.

kccl35 Fear not, we have been at this a long time. We never make mistakes. We love you for your concerns, though.

Loney Not us. We are experts. And invincible. All hail victory! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! We love you!

Hester Your concerns are invalid - this will go with any outfit! Why? We designed it so you would love it - as we do you!

Bigbuilder Don't feel bad because you did not get us anything. It is our gift to you because we love you!

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Just look how many have already fallen under our spell! We love you!!!!

[TekindusT 3,809]

I've been lurking this "CJ" for some time and I still don't know well what's this CJ about or what kind of problems have Schulmania and Queensferry but... I can't stop reading every entry! Are lurkers loved in Queensferry too?

[Benedict 3,119]

I love free things (I am loved!)

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

a free gift to all of our friends...quote>

No Thanks, I perfer Busscastle Kisses.

Death to BuggUla!

[BuggUla 405]

TekindusT All are loved in Queensferry. We appreciate your lurking. And, since you came out of lurk mode, it means you love us! Good.... Good... Now, come have a slice of Uncle John's seven layer "apple" cake to cement our bond... we love you!

Benedict And we certainly love you - perhaps you are looking for a high ranking position in the satrapy we will establish in the conquered territory? Conquest is at hand! Victoryt shall be ours! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

Abcvs We love you so, yet you turn away from our love. Perhaps we need to try harder to embrace you. A Concierge Squad will be dispatched soon to your home to escort you to an Infestation Center, where you will have a chance to know the true extent of the joy of Queensferry. No need to pack - all expenses will be paid and a fabulous wardrobe awaits you upon arrival.

[Wrightguy0 40]

i flick moths off my window screen for entertainment, watching a whole army of bugs get squashed shall be more fun, when her armies are crushed and broken under my paw i will howl victoriously

[lucky7 73]

UUhhh, ... what a gift.... charming, but... BuggUlugly.

Looking forward to more, however ,

lucky7

[BuggUla 405]

A RECENTLY TRANSMITTED MILITARY COMMUNIQUE

Our magnificent and undefeatable forces have been gathering off of the coast of our enemy, the puny and weak Schulmania. They have suffered shelling, air assaults and missile strikes. But, they foolishly refuse to surrender. Why anyone would spurn the everlasting joy of union with Queensferry defies comprehension. These vile enemies lack the intellect to fully understand the love that we have come to offer them. Therefore, we must purge the land of all who reject us. We must purify the land and make it part of the Land of Love. It is time to extend our embrace to the west and bring all loyal survivors into our waiting arms.

All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! To all we will assimilate, we love you! To all who resist: Death! Death! Death! To all of our commanders in the field, begin Operation Earwig at 0500 the day after you receive this inspiring message.

[kccl35 83]

Originally posted by: BuggUla

quote>

That explains those fleas at home... I squashed them to death

[Loney 22]

Most cigarettes have thousands of chemicals in them, including battery acid and every insects' favorite, crude pesticides.

XD

[ion496 1]

Because my hard-drive recently got wiped, and i lost all of my previous regions, Do you have any good hotels here?

Also, i still don't like apples. But, at least i know your "apple" cake is not actually apple, but "apple".

[Dumanios 35]

I'm guessing Bug Generals are Crypt Lords from the Warcraft-verse, and that your army has Crypt Fiends and Nerubians from Warcraft as well. And the Secret Weapons of Mass Destruction are the Kaiju Kumonga and Kamacuras from the Godzilla-verse.

[Hester 699]

I KNOW!!! I KNOW!!! I know the weapon!!! *jumps up and down in excitement at knowing* It's vuvuzelas. NOTHING can withstand those!!!

[Korot 6]

I can. You only want to hand one of those (censored) to me, if you want to be sure nothing gets left of it. Ergo: BugUlla: You're doomed!

All hail Schulmania! Death to Queensferry! All hail the Supreme Wirdle! Death to BuggUlla!

Regards,

Korot

[Benedict 3,119]

I love the word satrapy! (I am loved!)

[ion496 1]

I still don't understand why you love me.

P.S. Free gifts win. Because they're free.

[Hester 699]

Originally posted by: ion496

I still don't understand why you love me.

P.S. Free gifts win. Because they're free.
quote>

Probably the opening page of this CJ explains the "love"  Ewww.

Careful of those free gifts if they come from BuggUla.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I had a cockroach in my office the other day... it tried to escape but I sprayed it with flyspray... and flushed it down the loo.

Death to Bugs!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I took out wasp nests at work over the past 2 months, and my dad took out another at home. Plus I swatted who knows how many flies.

[Hester 699]

That from Leech10 makes me wonder..I wonder of wasps could be persuaded to attack Queensferrians?

[BuggUla 405]

Wrightguy0 You love victory? We do too. That's why you should love us as much as we love you!

lucky7 As well you should. And, please continue to love Queensferry, as we also love you.

kccl35 Don't feel too bad about that- we make more far faster than they can be removed. Why? Because we love you!

Loney We fear no chemicals; we have so many pollutants and toxins in the air and water that we have gained invincibility! We love it. And, of course, we also love you.

ion496 Hotels? Sure! We have plenty. You may be interested in two which opened recently - a Pest Western in suburban Mothraville and the Bedbug Inn at Tsetse Railroad. We love them (and you!) and you will too.

Dumanios You are partially correct. We have many secret weapons and send many to their crypts. But, our secret weapons are highly classified. Because we love them - and you!

Hester Wrong-o! We don't love them! But we still love you!

Korot Doom? It is for our hapless and helpless enemies! Death to all! All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! We love victory - and you!

Benedict Can we count you in for the occupation government? You ARE loved!

ion496 We love you because Queensferry is the land of love. BuggUla, our inspired and inspiring leader, radiates love and warmth to all. Come, embrace it. Become one of us today. We love you!

Hester Only one who loves so completely, as the beloved BuggUla does for you and ion496, can give gifts expecting nothing in return. It's the Queensferry way.

Abcvs Feel no guilt - we can make more faster than they can be removed. It's all out of love for you!

Leech10 What type of work would entail hostility toward our multilegged brethren? Are you a mercenary for our enemy? We love you nonetheless.

Hester Wasps, like you, love us. They are one with us. They are on our side, as you are. That's why we love you.

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An announcement: Due to the untimely squishing of Governor Ed Cucaracha, a special election will be held to determine his replacement. Remember, voting is compulsory and correct voting is extra compulsory. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

[Hester 699]

I do NOT love you BuggUla. Stop saying that!!!  I mean, YUK!  

[BuggUla 405]

OK now, we want a free and fair election. Be sure to reply back with your selection. Vote early and vote often!

[Hester 699]

Not that I'm voting but if I was...Candidate 3.

[Korot 6]

What about neither?

No wait: even better idea: I'm going for candidate. My plan:

All hail Schulmania! Death to Queensferry! All hail the Supreme Wirdle! Death to BuggUlla! All loyal to BuggUlla shall de killed!

Yep, that shall ge met elected. I know I have at least 406,267 people, who support me.

Regards,

Korot

[lucky7 73]

I must agree with Hester... candidate 3, if THAT is what makes you happy... but, please, do NOT count me as a voter!

Oh, and I wonder if also butterflies make part of your empire... I don't think so. Wouldn't it be a threat if you were attacked by them? I've heard that they have a secret weapon.... if there are enough of them they can even carry Gen. Aliki (my dog) to your empire, which would be more than devastating for you... Give my love and pesticides to your... people.

lucky7

[Dumanios 35]

Are the butterflies part of the Buggalan Union of Bugs?

[Hester 699]

Originally posted by: Dumanios

Are the butterflies part of the Buggalan Union of Bugs?quote>

That would be horrible.  Surely they are not.