20,000 Uses for a Sock Full of Spaghetti

[BuggUla 405]

1. To stop drafts under the door

2. paperweight

3. biodegradeable bling

4. ballast

5. home insulation

[Schulmanator 5,815]

6. use a pair to make some nifty propellers

7. "log" cabins

8. unique birthday gifts

9. speed bumps

10. neck pillow

[screamingman12 30]

11. grenade stand-in

12. instant meal

13. random artifact to display on one's mantle

14. attack dog countermeasure

15. snowball

[Hahayoudied 3]

16: best for soaking up water

17: best for using as a self defense weapon

18: hiding all of SC4 files

[BurroDiablo 222]

19. Makeshift Gobstopper

20. An eyeless Balaclava filled with Spaghetti

21. Christmas Stocking

22. Colostomy Bag

23. Cotton flavour Bolognese

[BuggUla 405]

24. edible yarn

25. pasta cannon projectile

26. bait (for something without tastebuds)

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

27. barf inducer

[Hahayoudied 3]

28. smelly gas bomb, if left to rotten for a while

29. A makeshift safe.

[Hester 700]

30. Use instead of a Woopie Cushion.

31. Leave outside the door of an enemy so he steps on it..squish! Ewww.

32. Place it on the Teacher's chair while she's up at the board writing something.

[rawr APPLES 15]

33. A man-beater

34. a ''tea'' bag

35. car air freshener

[Hester 700]

Foot rest

weapon (whap ya upside the head)

a place keeper when you leave your seat

[Hamish 1,370]

39. A Sock full of Spaghetti

40. You know how they put card board or paper inside shoes when they are in their boxes? Yeah, that can be what it is used for.

[BuggUla 405]

41. gold plated and then braided into designer jewelry and sold at large mark ups

42. sandbags for levee breaks

43. fiber non-optic cable

44. ballast for hot air balloons

[Deionn 137]

45. Convenient Spaghetti Tote

46. Bedside Sweat Cloth

47. Defroster

48. Dog Deterrer

49. Screen Pad

50. Emergency Supplies

51. To Clean Your Keyboard So You Can play 20,000 Uses for a Sock Full of Spaghetti

[Alabaster 0]

52. Foot warmer

53. Midnight snack

54. A pillow

55. The projectile in a hammerthrow or shotput competition

56. To scare little children

[pagenotfound 53]

57. A hood ornament

58. The subject of a game

59. Cat toy

60. A good luck charm

[Deionn 137]

61. A bad luck charm

62. A bumper sticker

63. A muzzle

64. Derek Pearce Deterrent

65. A CJ Reviewer (Don't ask.)

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

66. Something to get those kids off my lawn with.

67. Set on fire and its an Italian hand grenade.

68. Perhaps the strangest high-school prank in history.

[astronelson 339]

69: A Pillow

70: Exhaust Blocker

71: Juggling Ball

72: Weird Puppet

73: Makeshift Satellite

74: Model of the Spaghetti Planet

[Hester 700]

75. A prop.

76. a place keeper at the game. (lay it on your seat till you get back)

77. A new style boomarang

78. Something to put behind your vehicle tire so your car won't roll.

[azndude 1]

79. A Hacky Sack
80. A chew toy
81. Tie two together and you have nunchucks
82. Tennis Ball
83. Baseball 

[masochist 111]

84. A unique way to eat Spaghetti

85. A makeshift Foxtail (as in the toy)

86. A hiding place for small items

87. A Halloween prop

88. The 2nd best stocking stuffer (behind a severed foot)

89. The subject of an interesting anecdote ("So there I was with this sock full of spaghetti...")

90. A mold collection

91. Olfactory nerve studies

[panthersimcity4 162]

92. Heat it up and its a cure for brain freezes!

93: A tomato-flavored beanie hat for toddlers

94: puppets

95: entree at a 5-star restaurant

96: Christmas stocking!

[Cockatoo 2,262]

97: Feed the cockatoo.

[astronelson 339]

98: Potential-to-kinetic energy converter.

99: Kinetic-to-potential energy converter.

100: Forum Topic Subject.

101: Heat sink.

102: Spaghetti-in-a-sock kids toy.

[Hester 700]

103. A way to discourage over eating.

104. Use as a discus at the Olympics.

105. Keep car from rolling.

[simsmart 1]

106 - Conversation starter

107 - Pet food

108 - Science fair project

109 - A new sport

[pagenotfound 53]

110 - Fertilizer

[TheSixCents 0]

111- A Drain stopper for the bathtub.

[astronelson 339]

112: A non-pie.