20,000 Uses for a Sock Full of Spaghetti

[pagenotfound 53]

113. An award for hungry people

[Trainmaster423 0]

114. a varient on dodgeball

115. a torture device

116. a musical instrument

117. a deterrent for sock-stealers

118. a trophy

119. something to hang from your rear-view mirror

120. Christmas tree ornament

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

121. deodorant

[BuggUla 405]

122. A car muffler

123. A scarf

124. A gelatinous boomerang

125. An emergency back up baguette

[Trainmaster423 0]

126. Art

127. Foot-warmers

128. Personal safe

129. Earmuff

130. Dog/cat toy

[astronelson 339]

131. Nunchuks.

[Trainmaster423 0]

132. Dinner and a sock

133. Club

134. Rat bait

135. Weird marker

[Hester 700]

136. To club sewer rats when they attack.

137. Speed bumps

138. A soggy boomarang

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

139. food for etheopians, watch out sally struthers!

[Schulmanator 5,815]

140. Wonder Woman's Magic Lasso

141. shoulder pads for football players

142. low intensity trampoline

143. Kryptonite for Atkins Diet followers

144. stucco

[Joetropian1 1]

145. Gloves

146. Prize for a dumb contest

147. Plate for Food

aaagh, cant think of any more.

JT1

[Hester 700]

148. A heavy wind sock at an airport.

[BuggUla 405]

149. Discount version of Mr. Potato Head

[JakeMD 107]

150. Spaghetti on the go.

[IDS2 3,453]

151. Air freshener/toilet plunger

152. Comfy, tasty pillow

153. Smell-inclusive whoopee cushion

154. Iguana lure

155. Cub Scout Band instrument

156. Pawn shop collateral

157. Educational kid's toy-teaches about other cultures!

158. Chewing gum substitute

159. Los Angeles freeway interchange model

160. Art project- get an A or else!

This is fun...

[Schulmanator 5,815]

161. Organic slinky

162. Organic insoles

163. Scratching post for declawed cats

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

164. A gift for internet friends

[Trainmaster423 0]

165. A Paperweight

[nerdly_dood 26]

167. A fake blackjack

168. Ballast for a hot-air balloon

169. Chew toy for your toothless dog

170. A cure for compulsive giggling

So what happens at 20,000?

[Hester 700]

Yeah. Inquiring minds want to know. We're closing on on 200!

[IDS2 3,453]

171. Object of interest for online denizens with nothing else to do. =P

172. New-age TPing

173. Hack-paddle/caning substitute

174. 1/20,000 Scale-model of any European road system when laid flat

175. Fake brain dissection for unsuspecting, overly stupid science students

176. Recession-time Trixie replacement

[nerdly_dood 26]

177. A nasty, inneffective way to wipe snow off your car windshield

178. A semi-blunt instrument to remove a paper jam from a printer

179. A waste of perfectly good pasta and cotton

Do lewd uses that violate forum rules count? Cause i have an idea that would put the count up to 180...

[Trainmaster423 0]

Yes they do.

180. The thing nerdly_dood is thinking of.

181. Pet rocks are SO 70s. Now YOU can have a pet SOCK. It even comes with its own spaghetti!

182. fan

183. seat cushion for abnormally short people

184. cellphone holster

185. 3D model of LA in fifty years. Sauce represents the cars.

[JakeMD 107]

186. To think of funny uses for things in an extemporaneous manner while trying not to sound like a moron.

[djrules5454 5]

187. A dishrag.

188. An icepack when frozen.

189. A gas mask when soaked with urine.

[TimeMaster 4]

190. Something to help insulate a house.

191. Something to lure a trashman in a house and then take his truck.

192. A picture of it for a funny signature.

[Trainmaster423 0]

193. canteen

194. eyepatch

195. something MacGuyver would use to create a nuclear reactor.

[simsider 4]

196. A child beater( dosent leave marks)

197. A place to store my left over Spaghetti

198. Instead ot taking your lunch in a paper bag save a tree use a sock

199. A bike seat

200. tie a bunch togeather and  you got your self a bike helmet

201. fake foot for holloween

[BuggUla 405]

202. hiking boot tread replacement

203. cushion insole for shoes

204. low-grade body armor

205. Nerf style boomerang

206. bludgeon for use against rodents and other small creatures

207. eco-friendly fireplace logs

208. neck pillow for long flights

[Hester 700]

209. Use instead of a tack in the teacher's chair.

210. Blind date deterrent.

211. Chair saver at the theater.

212. Fake baby to get sympathy and seat on a bus or subway.