20,000 Uses for a Sock Full of Spaghetti

[Hester 700]

To stop up the rocket thrusters of Queensferry rocket !

[hittwice99 619]

437. To make the world's longest spaghetti trail!

[Slashback 136]

438

To make a prank on a friend

[Schulmanator 5,815]

439

Slice and bake cookie dough for someone you don't particularly care for...

440

Something to keep the kids busy in the backseat on a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally long car trip...

[LILCHRIS5X 5]

441: A cussion

442: Mouth of a 3D smiley face.

443:Large paintball

444:Amunition.

That's all for now.

[tkuelker 2]

445: Airliner neck pillow

[joshriddle 29]

446: Bed pillow

447: Something convenient to have around if you get hungry and you are in the middle of the desert.

[tkuelker 2]

448: massage Pillow

449: Stuffy subsitute for kids

[Samness 104]

450. Taste-tester

451. Maid

[Slashback 136]

452: Hang it on your christmas tree.

453: Hang it on a New Year rocket.

[Samness 104]

To release your anger on that school is back in session!

[Hester 700]

455: Something with which to test the new Transporter beam.

[Schulmanator 5,815]

456. Memory Foam Mattress substitute

457. Windsock

[9988 428]

458. Fertilizer

[Schulmanator 5,815]

459. Organic Hammock

460. Sandbags when the river floods

461. Harpsichord muffler

[Munchiez 74]

462: To use as an oceanliners anchor.....

463: A new mascot for a pasta company....

[Hester 700]

harpsichord muffler?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

464: Bow

465: Arrows for the bow

466: String for the bow

467: Parachute

468: Glider

469: Airplane

470: Bungee cord

471: Suspension bridge cable

472: Rope bridge

473: A shirt

474: Pants

475: A hat

476: Educational tool

477: De-educational tool

478: Whip

479: Jumprope

[Keder 116]

480: A stink bomb

481: Sock Puppet with Spaghetti hair

[Hester 700]

482. Bath mat

483. Booster seat

[emperordaniel 1,281]

484. A Wig (spahgetti wig, anyone?)

485. A fake jellyfish

486. A package of food for long journeys

[MayorAwesome 12]

487: Jet engines

488: A countrys flag

[Schulmanator 5,815]

489. Off-key flute

490. Banhammer

491. Ergonomic conductor's baton

492. Diving bell ballast

493. Body double for washed up actor

494. Shade tree for insects

495. Charcoal

496. Stand-in for balloon animals should they ever go out of fashion

[simlink 1,098]

497: Food

498: Toothpicks, obviously.

499: Paint applicator

500: A digging apparatus.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

501.  Makeshift building material and filler for rotten house decks

502.  A very inefficient under sea fiber optic cable

503.  Cockroach bait

504.  Emergency backup currency while making overseas trips

505.  Alternative jet engine bio-fuel

506.  Car hood ordanment 

507.  Restaurant tip

508.  Stress ball

509.  Somewhere to hide your valuables

510.  Something to keep you warm on cold nights.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

511. Eat it

512. Throwit out.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

513. Makeshift guitar strings.

514. Makeshift drum sticks.

[The Avatar 1,089]

515. An obese sock puppet

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

516.  Wood filler

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

517. Spaghetti wires. (The pun, it hurts! )