Schulmania

[Schulmanator 5,787]

It's that time again folks...

Party on, friends!!!

[Hester 699]

School's OUT!!! YES!

[Twenty20 28]

Nice pictures, this part of Schulmania is very pleasant. The park and the little houses are very lovely. I like the names you give to the differents places of the cities.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I always find it rather bemusing that your academic year finishes half way through the year... of course the notion of June and summer is a little weird for me too... =]p

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Anything is a good excuse for a party! A round of cupcakes on me! Party on, everyone!

[Hester 699]

The Sand Wirdle. The BLUE TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Hester

School's OUT!!! YES!quote>

School's been out for nearly a month and a half...

[TmiguelT 10]

Let's Party Like a Rock star!!!

(without the highly dangerous chemicals though )

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

The Sand Wirdle... at your convenience. Mind where you step.

I thought we had banned blue towel discussion from this thread?

[Hester 699]

Oh no. The Sand Wirdle's maintainece comes from the sale of the blue towels. Where have you been?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: TmiguelT

Let's Party Like a Rock star!!!

(without the highly dangerous chemicals though )quote>

Yes, nothing ruins a good party like a big steamy pile of cat urp...

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Leech10

Originally posted by: TmiguelT

Let's Party Like a Rock star!!!

(without the highly dangerous chemicals though )quote>

Yes, nothing ruins a good party like a big steamy pile of cat urp...

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Some things in this CJ never change.

[PhatHead 247]

It's time to bring the Phat to the  ParrrrrTTTTTT!!

[jacqulina 162]

great vids my friends

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Hester The Admiral thanks you for your interest in her health. Her wrath level has officially dropped from Level IV to Level II due to her meds kicking in.

Danielcote Thanks! We will try to have some live updates from the State Visit as well next week.

Abcvs Perhaps our master craftsmen can etch a shiny disk with Schulmania data, provided that the southern hemisphere can read said disk.

Leech10 That also begs the question of what value, if any, would be assigned to the crumbs...

Danielcote Probably need some dark, dark sunglasses for that cat!

Hester Indeed! And the preparations for the State Visit are ready to accelerate.

Twenty20 Thanks! I like there to be a story behind many of the things I place in Schulmania.

Abcvs Fear not, mon frère, Schulmania will be bringing its summer spirit with the delegation, chasing the winter blahs away!

Hester The gauntlet slipped out...

Leech10 Not in these here parts!

TmiguelT So far, my partying has consisted of going out for Mexican food and having a cake with frosting so full of buttery goodness that the frosting was actually hard. Man, that was one awesome cake. (Not part of the celebration was spreading a bunch of hardwood mulch in the front yard).

Abcvs That was Vol 1... it's open season in Vol 2!

Hester Actually, it comes from the sale of horgonns.

Leech10 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! Psychedelic flashback!!!!

Abcvs What can I say? It's a classic!

PhatHead It aint a party till the Phat Man arrives!

Jacqulina Thanks, J! Glad you like the latest!

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Anticipation mounts in Schulmauckland...

Excitement is growing as the date of the Schulmania State Visit draws ever closer. The delegation has started preparations for departure and the committee in charge of the on-the-ground logistics has been hard at work. A conference headed by Mr. Use N. Skype of Schulmauckland addressed many of the finer details needed for a successful visit. Protocols have been established to govern confectionery selection and snore management. It is anticipated that the city, itself, is nearing a state of readiness. As we survey a sample of state visit sites, it is apparent that WCC Chief Booster Nelson has been hard at work ensuring that the visit will be perfect.

From the heartland of Schulmanicus, the delegation, led by Archduke Bower and FCapt Splunt will depart for Schulmauckland in just a matter of days.

Meanwhile, in the concrete jungle, Booster Nelson is hard at work in his office, crafting the final details of the visit

He plans a visit to the Schulmauckland Domain and perhaps a rotating dinner. Let's hope the dinner does not rotate too fast, lest the centripetal forces create a mess.

Unfortunately, Willy Wonka has moved his operations far to the south, making a stop by his factory impossible for the state visit. But, there is always next time!

Transit chief Drive A. Roundabout has been preparing the processional routes.

And a lovely chateau has been secured for high level meetings and the official International Simtropolis Gossip Roundup & Coffee Klatsch.

So, finish memorizing your travel books and prepare for take off!

[TmiguelT 10]

they will also have to trim off some of those trees at that interchange.... you never know went a bird will poop on you .

Willy Wonka move farther south? Wow that guy sure wants to be isolated.... well at least he has his Oompa-Loompas to cheer him up and dance with him .

[Gn_leugim 853]

eh eh.. nice teaser that concrete jungle is not typical of you ein?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Leech10 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! Psychedelic flashback!!!!quote>

Leech: Yep, from 101 pages ago.

Also, please pass this along to Schulmauckland so they can prepare.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

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Protocols have been established to govern confectionery selection and snore management.quote>

Yes, it is essential to establish what is genuine local produce and what is trans-tasmanoid interlopic merchandise.   While certain items of chocolate biscuit products may be very delicious and able to be used as a straw to suck up your hotchocolate milkplus,  they are indeed not of this shore.   I suppose an exception could be made in that particular instance,  maybe but I will have to clear it with Minister of Biosecurity Mr. Timothy Tam.

As for snore management we have discovered this wonderful facility which is called "A King Room" and it is currently being prepared for when the delegation visits the centre of Dogorocy in Wellywood.    We also trust that the visit to Wellywood will remain sucessful, even though it may now be in certain quarters considered without worth.

From the heartland of Schulmanicus, the delegation, led by Archduke Bower and FCapt Splunt will depart for Schulmauckland in just a matter of days.
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6 more catnaps to go...

Meanwhile, in the concrete jungle, Booster Nelson is hard at work in his office, crafting the final details of the visit.quote>

From deep within his subterrainean lair feverishly fingering his keymouse... and attending to 'flight details' ... (apparently that is a cat thing to play with your food...) 

Let's hope the dinner does not rotate too fast, lest the centripetal forces create a mess.quote>

Leech does not need anymore encouragement.

Unfortunately, Willy Wonka has moved his operations far to the south, making a stop by his factory impossible for the state visit. But, there is always next time!
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Best not to be in Dunedin this weekend...  the ompalompas have gone crazy over something called a "Rugby Game"  between the "All Blacks" and some other guys that are going to get 'French fried".

Transit chief Drive A. Roundabout has been preparing the processional routes.
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Ah yes...  the delegation chauffers have been in 'special' training to negotiate these phenomnen at high speed in case of the need for counter-terrorist attack.

So, finish memorizing your travel books and prepare for take off!
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Never believe what you read in a travel book...  nothing like having your own personal guidedog.

We are waiting...
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[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Leech10 That also begs the question of what value, if any, would be assigned to the crumbs...quote>

100 crumbs to a kibble?

Originally posted by: abcvs

Let's hope the dinner does not rotate too fast, lest the centripetal forces create a mess.quote>

Leech does not need anymore encouragement. quote>

Hmm... last time I remember doing any spinning was last year on the Minster High School band trip to Orlando... Marc and I and one or  two other people I can't remember at this moment were on the teacup ride at Magic Kingdom, and we had it spinning at warp speed... Couldn't see a thing except a blur of lights... (it was getting dark out) couldn't really hear anything, either. That was fun. Disorienting once we got off, but fun.

*Sets dinner rotater to warp 3*

[Hester 699]

ABCVS! You did NOT say Mr Drive A Roundabout did you?????????  Well, come to think of it, that is not as bad as I imagined...where the poor Sims...well, I won't mention it. 

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Hester

ABCVS! You did NOT say Mr Drive A Roundabout did you?????????  Well, come to think of it, that is not as bad as I imagined...where the poor Sims...well, I won't mention it. 

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No I wouldn't dream of mentioning it either...

We took a look.

We saw a Nook.

On his head, 

He had a hook.

On his hook,

he had a book,

On his book,

Was "How to Cook."

Cook... he thought, the idea in his head, it caught,

as another fat teenage pimple,

went mega SPLAT,

the more he thought and schemed about that,

he FIGGERED and FIGGERED and FIGGERED

just what could he could do

to get the poor Sims all into a stew...

"I have GOT IT!"  He yelled!  

He snarled, as his idea gelled,

I will cut off their roads to their shiney Fire Station!

My my my!  This WILL be quite an ocassion!

So thats what he did, I hope I don't sound too glib.

The inevitable happened, a fire broke out

At the college not far away no doubt.

So how did it start...?  

(One of the professors let off a fart.)

The alarms went ding!  The clappers went ring!  

The Grinchy deep in his lair, even started to sing!

It made quite a noise!  

('Cos He had quite a voice!)

And it startled the student Sims, deep from their slumber,

(They had all fallen asleep in class, so you see,  

but when the professor farted, that was when it all started.)

Someone shouted "Call 911!"  

Another one said, 

"That's the number!"

And then!  Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise!  Noise!  Noise!  Noise!

The fire it spread, and filled them with dread...  

Would they survive this terrible ordeal?

(Probably they will but, thats what I feel.)

But the problem was clear, the firefighters could not get near.

"Around and around the poor fire trucks go..

Will they get there?  NO! NO! NO!"

(That was the grinchy singing his worst, and that was just the flaming verse first!)

The college collapsed and burned,  the firefighers were spurned.

But still they circled... around and around, trying to find their way through the roundabout town.

Now you may think that this is the end of the story!  

But, NO! NO! NO! 

It is about to get more gory.

The Grinchy was not done, he wanted more fun.

So what did he do?  

He made a few more clicks...  

lickety split!

Heh, heh he snickered,

Now they really are in the poo.

Around and around the poor fire fighters go...  will they get home for their dinner...?

Or will they just get thinner?

Originally posted by: Hester

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're a mean one

Mr. Grinch

And your doggy TOO!quote>

Originally posted by: Schulmanator

Hmmmm... do I spy with my little eye citizens trapped on roundabouts, endlessly driving in circles? Tsk tsk tsk.quote>

Tsk tsk tskitty indeed.

[Hester 699]

OH! This is infamy! This is tewwible!!! Call the Police! Call the City Planner!! Call the Mayor.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Infamy? Kinda makes me nostalgic....

round and round she goes; where she stops, nobody knows!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A blimp flies overhead*

1st person in blimp: Oh, the humanity, the sims are driving in circles!

2nd person in blimp: Oh, the humidity, the sims must be sweating up a storm!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

And, on a completely different topic...

some Schulmania citizens about their daily routines...

First, we see Sir Ossie, a member of the council of the Bureau of Feline Affairs, as h leaves an executive meeting. The council was discussing the upcoming state visit.

Next, the two most prominent bunnies in Schulmania are actually not seen often in public together.

ZJ is quite a celebrity, but BJ has not hogged the limelight much... until now.

But, now, Bugs Junior is ready to step up to the world stage.

As you can tell in he picture below, ZJ is busy tending to his agricultural job while Bugs grabs the attention.

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So, where do we find the next Schulmania update? Let's try here:

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Duck season!

Wabbit season!

Duck season!

Wabbit season!

Rabbit season!

Duck season! Fire!

*Ka-plow!*

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Looks good, can't wait for more!

[TmiguelT 10]

wow another bunny? This..... is.... gonna.... be.............................................................. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunnies FTW!!.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Hester

OH! This is infamy! This is tewwible!!! Call the Police! Call the City Planner!! Call the Mayor.quote>

My dear madam...   I am...   the police, town planner and mayor...

[Twenty20 28]

A rotating dinner ? Is this dangerous ? I hope that there are belts on the seats !

And there's another little bunny now ! I hope that ZJ is not jealous.