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[connorc24 2]

Let's see if you can say anything bad about this:

[androidboi 57]

connorc24: *pukes* i think it's very unattractive. repeat buildings. ugly high rises. looks terrible. some people can pull it off, but you didnt.

[DarkEldar 6]

Trees in the middle of a city? they should be dead from pollution

[Mulefisk 15]

connorc24: Congrats to you, you know how to plop. How would such a dense city actually function without any major roads? Where are the avenues? And the highways? And if the road network is so crappy, where are all the cars? -7/-10

[seemurray2 21]

Yoshiisland - Thought you were going to slip by, didn't you?!  Nice  terraforming, sort of looks like Florida on crack.  This city sucks so hard it is trying to do us all a favor by erasing itself.  

connorc24 -  I have to give you props for this one.  I mean who else could combine so many great looking BAT's and have their city come out looking like garbage.  

man I love this thread!

[Mr_Pooter 0]

I can't help but laugh... stupid functional landmark mod  -.-...

[Sim_Jesse 1]

@Mr_Pooter: What the hell are 2 flight control towers doing in your city? I hope one of your Colt Towers will crash upon them, erasing the entire city by activating a galactic continuum Oh, btw, since when did trees become 4 floors high? May your entire city burn in hell

[Namesys 3]

@Mr_Pooter: I think one of my brain cells just died processing this image. Maybe even a dog could notice something is going repetative about. Maybe this picture is a game: find repetative buildings. To mark them, a easy job for an animal i'd say. Do you really love to see those vanilla family cox buildings in every corner possible? Man and the 4 colt towers in construction, etc..etc.. it hurts bad.

[Mr_Pooter 0]

Lmao... The Coit Tower thing is a problem with the unctional landmark mod, which I deleted. Plus, I've hardly downloaded any medium sized commercial lots. Seems like all you can find are fancy, CO$$$ skyscrapers. Not too many cool looking /smallmedium sized CO/CS.

As for the trees... ctrl + alt + shift --> God Mode --> hold shift + TREES  

[doodlea21 31]

AHEM...

No one commented on this image yet:

[boon1234 9]

Fine, doodlea:

***** is with that commercial centre? What's the point of the one wat roads? And the big gaps besides the avenue? -8/-10

[Jazzmaster 716]

doodlea21, I must congratulate you for making your Sims have to work so hard to reach the freaking avenue...or didn't you already notice the no work zots plaguing your "neighborhood"? Seems to me the Sims may even pretend not to have a job for the sake of leaving this god-awful city. -7.5/-10 the extra -0.5 is for having those Maxis powerlines...the icing on the cake.

This is fun!

[seemurray2 21]

doodlea21 - Just when I thought my nightmare had ended, you had to go and post this lame-a$$ picture again.  It took everything to resist gouging out my eyes the first time I saw this junk, and now here I am typing this with one eye hanging out of my socket all because you suck hard at making cities.  Thanks alot.

[Silur 3,304]

Hi, doodlea21 ...

Your God constructed some hills with a ruler ? 5/10

[ccecill 52]

@doodlea21: It never ceases to amaze me when I see that you've downloaded a mod for your land, but the arrows on your one way roads are still there. One could only imagine how primitive, witless, and crude you must be to not have installed the new NAM. Get from under your rock man. Hmm, what should I deride next? Your freakishly unkempt transportation system? Or your repulsive lack of jobs in your city? Do you know where "Ctrl" and "X" are on your computer? It disgusts me to see someone so sordidly ignore the additional features of SC4 while managing (and quite deftly) to waste about 60 seconds of my life in asking me to look at this pathetic plot of overt poverty, inane road networks, and unusually ludicrous planning you call a city.

[City2TheMax 3]

@ccecill: Hmm... where to start?

1: repeating buildings in the front

2: an out of place monument

3: a "box" (that is apparently some sort of random building) that glows? *****?

Basically, everything feels out of place in that picture. And I mean everything. -8/10

[pagenotfound 53]

This sucks, thats all there is to it. Just hidiously out of place, side walks dont line up perfectly buildings are a huge eyesore, and whats that ugly glowy piece of crap?

[doodlea21 31]

ccecill - that's it? Tell me something I don't know!

I'll give you all another chance with a ferry port in the same city:

[seemurray2 21]

doodlea21 - I threw up on my monitor when I saw this.  It looks like someone wiped their butt on the side of a cliff. 

[Astral_JL 1]

Jesus,

everyones bagging on eachother. lol

kind of entertaining......

[wwetom1 831]

I'm not a mean person.

[masochist 111]

Last three pictures again...

ccecill - What a great homage to the grandeur of the obelisk: reduced to a mere forgettable roadside hazard.  And so much for finding beauty in the square...somehow, you've managed to strip an otherwise interesting and unique structure into an eyesore that makes Tour Maine-Montparnasse look good by comparison.

-6.5/-10; Don't bring geometry into SimCity, especially not that haphazardly.  For my sanity's sake, please don't.

doodlea21 - Laugh out loud!  Wow...where to begin?  No seaport textures, terrible Maxis plazas, 3/4 zoned buildings are exactly the same, random tunnel, random power line, the worst rock textures I've seen yet...hmmm, missing anything?  It'll come to me...something like...ahh, forget it.  This picture is beyond redemption anyways.

-9.5/-10; (seemurray2's comment) x 10

wwetom1 - Oooh, mosaic!  Oooh, random evergreen forest in the middle of your downtown! Wait, two of them!  Ugh...bare seashore in downtown.  His name is Marrast...he is your friend.  This picture reeks of self-satisfaction: "Look at my pretty little picture, look at it, love it!"  Sorry...not happening.  Get yourself some avenues and one-ways, learn how to make a better transportation network for CBD's, and for goodness sake, get someone else to construct your mosaic for you, because that line of missing pixels running through the middle of it tells me that you lack the capacity to do it yourself.

-5/-10; I'm not a mean person either, but you don't have to be to find all the things wrong with this mosaic.

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Your turn...

[Sim_Jesse 1]

@masochist: *pukes*... Get that ugly piece of sh*t out of my eyeseight!! Remove it, now, and save some good Simcity 4 players' eyes!!!

[Namesys 3]

masochrist:

Bad, those flats on down-left are so annoying. They are repetative big time.

And what's with the avenue? Are those few people living in those few houses making too much traffic jam for a single road to handle it?

Btw, here is my wren:

Edit: I resized your image. Please remember to keep all images at 800x600. Thanks, ___idiotbox

[seemurray2 21]

wwetom1 - I hope for all of our sakes that the cargo ship in your picture is loaded to the brim with explosives, so it can take out this pathetic attempt at a city.

masochist - If I wanted to make a neighborhood using the crappiest looking houses available, and with the most jumbled up - pointless road network, that is what it would look like.  May God have mercy on your soul.

[doodlea21 31]

wwetom1: - Something that could easily be mistaken for a good image. However those trees look out of place. They belong in a great forest, not stranded amongst a concrete wasteland. Sure enough you've managed to distract from the worst parts of your image with all those fancy skyscrapers. Beneath their splendour is a highly uncreative road network. It needs an avenue or something to act as a backbone. - promising but not there yet - -4/-10

masochist: - What bugs me about those NAM cul-de-sacs is that there is always a big gap between the driveway and the road, that just doesn't look right. There seems to be an undecided mixture of wealth levels. You could do with fishing out those nasty r$ houses, at very least. - Until you improve this, -3/-10

Namesys: - NNOOOOOO!!! Why is there a UDI indicator in the top left corner. That ruins the whole image!! -10/-10

[Mr_Maison 2,426]

Namesys: There is a file called "go away Wren" for the wren spamming in the game and you have the nerve to post a huge picture of one here???!!!   -8/-10

[Gridlock 9]

Originally posted by: Mulefisk

Originally posted by: Gridlock Wow !

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Originally posted by: IDS2 *cough* -7/-10! (actually, pretty good)*cough*quote>

Originally posted by: Simfan34 This is the utter opposite of my true opinion)quote>

Let's try to keep with the theme of the thread guys. No need to tell people that you actually love their pics. (Comments like that belong in another thread, remember?).

The people who post their pics in this thread should be prepared for any criticism they get.quote>

I meant wow ,it had a default maxis hospital slapped right in the centre ...-8/10

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

I have to admit, this has to be some of my best work yet. No applause needed.

[Godzillaman 21]

Ilikehotdogsalot-Hah! Can anyone else spot the mansion behind one of the towers? -9/-10