Why should the person above you be banned?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned for not banning the person above you for a beverage-related offense of some sort.

[Razyeon 58]

Banned becos' shut up.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for not being able to spell "because".

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned for correcting their spelling.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned for not appreciating proper spelling.

[Fatherted 129]

Banned for nothing much you

[kj3400 178]

Banned for that sentence without a period.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for omitting the word "ending".

[dazza262 133]

Banned for ending a sentence with the word "ending".

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned for also using the word "ending" at the end your sentence.

  Edited October 7, 2012 by City_Master  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned because I'm in a mood to ban someone.

[zahrul3 472]

Banned so you won't ban me

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for anger management issues on a saintly scale.

[Mithrik 562]

Banned because where I live, tomorrow is Monday.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned because where I live Monday has already come and gone.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned because Monday has already far come and gone here too.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for not accounting for the passage of time between your post and the previous post when writing your ban notice.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned for having over 24,000 posts. Enough is enough!

[dazza262 133]

Banned for claiming that amount of posts is enough, when it clearly isn't.

[kj3400 178]

Banned for not having enough posts to empathize.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned because no, I do not know what they say about letting unfinished freeways lie.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for forcing unfinished freeways to tell the truth.

[kj3400 178]

Banned for homonyms.

[airman15 4,115]

Banned because I don't know what happens when unfinished freeways lie..

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for not having a colourful avatar.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for demanding color.

[Waterclaw 80]

Banned for only have 2 colors... that pilot has more than you!

[simlink 1,098]

Banned for having a claw... that's water.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Banned for corrupting the periodic table.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for changing your display name,