The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[Joetropian1 1]

sent in a giant Destructo Square. it circled around the Earth aiming at San Francisco, Tokyo, New York, London, and the Lunchroom. Then a giant beam flies out from San Francisco becasue it was Joetropolis in disguise. It almost destroyed the ship but instead hit the moon, killing the green martians there. Then war started with Sun creetures. Luckily...

JT1

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied's laptop manufunction due to the computer virus infection. The computer suddenly activated system restore before the laser beam hit the lunchroom, and the system restore restored the laptop ,and the entire world back to the time the computer randomly picked out.

From Pilotdaryl

Somebody hacked into hahayoudied's laptop and that guy was me.  I ended up taking some programming from the SimCity 4 game and created a computer virus.  I then transferred the virus to EA and Titled Mill's central supercomputers which spread to the smaller computers.  As a result, the EA and Titled Mill HQs blew up before the mob actually reached the HQs.  Suddenly...

[vailo 13]

... a giant pteradactyl flew out of the sink of the lunchroom and the pots and pans turned into nukes with peace signs on them. Then lots of cavemen broke into the lunchroom through the windows on ropes and robots came out the toilets of the restrooms. The lunchroom was a chaotic hub of many character from different time periods. Then someone tripped over the nukes...

[pilotdaryl 25]

and that was Joetropian1.  He fell, and the nukes were suddenly launched, all of them aiming at hahayoudied.  All hahayoudied could do was run.  He bumped into pilotdaryl on the way, and suddenly one of the nukes broke off for pilotdaryl.   So he runs faster than lightning, past cars, trucks, airplanes, over fences, buildings and clouds, and faster than a supersonic jet.  Pilotdaryl actually was...

[redlinefever 0]

.... an undercover super-hero!  With his lightning speed he was able to dodge the impending nuke!  He quickly opened his superwatch dial and summoned a team of super-heroes for help in removing hahayoudied to a safer place - SimMars.  After all, saving the world from nukes, mistakes & disasters is what super-heroes do, right? 

A quick view of the situation showed up on their superwatch dials and everyone knew exactly what to do.  With a speedy head count, our hero soon realized that someone was missing from his super-hero group!  Hmmmm .... typical of Clooney, I mean Batman - he thought to himself.

Meanwhile, hahayoudied was trying to avoid those nukes, but they had a good aim on him, no matter where he went.  

Frantically he kept running in and out of buildings, cursing and screaming wildly, while most simpeeps just stood around watching - in the normal "duh" way of their simple life.  Only the simpeeps with prior experience in explosives and warfare were smart enough to steal some wheels and head for a bunker somewhere safe!

While the super-hero group was averting a nuke blast or two,
 it was getting real hot down here in the south, and more interesting by the minute.  It's not my fault if I just happened to turn off Batman's watch ... Just as I thought I had him all tied up for the evening with a little southern belle hospitality ....  pilotdaryl lands on my pool deck to ruin it all .....

[Hahayoudied 3]

Meanwhile, Hahayoudied pulled out his cookie launcher, and fired cookies that have strong nets in them at 100 KPH at the nukes to slow the nukes down. He then pulled out his laptop, and hacked into the nukes' built in computer system, and reprogramed the nukes at EA HQ. However, Hahyoudied accidently messed up on the reporgraming on one of the nukes, which it flew off to pilotdarly.

Meanwhile, pilotdaryl slammed into the pool, which caused all the water in the pool to splash everywhere in 1 Km radius. Redlinefever, who was drenched and angry, started to beat pilotdarly, and suddenly the nuke.....

[vailo 13]

...grew eyes and arms and legs and started tap dancing. There was so much radiation from the Uranium that it heated up the water, which vaporized, and the tap-dancing nuke exploded. However, pilotdaryl and redlinefever argued into a bomb shelter, and after they were done, they saw the devestation. However, redlinefever's house was in the middle of the desert, so no big deal, right? WRONG. There was a motherlode of killer cockaroaches buried underneath redlinefever's house. Being 100 miles from the nearest gas station, and 900 miles from the lunchroom,...

[un1 41]

...they went nuts! If people were still alive you could here them from 1,000 KM away. Fortunatly Dr. un1 was there to give them some lesson on how to control themselves. That did not work unfortunatly, Dr. un1 gave up and let them roam free. That made things worse. In that case Dr. un1 ran to the lunchroom after a 1,200 KM journey that took him over 5 years to complete. He told the devastating news. The people gasped and...

[pilotdaryl 25]

They begin running to the gas station... remember I am a superhero so I carry redlinefever and run the 100 miles to the gas station in 2 seconds flat.  Buying food, and gas, and a car (well actually I kinda... took it... ) they drove another 800 miles to the lunchroom, where there is a lot of warfare.  hahayoudied and vailo...

EDIT: to correspond to UN1's new post...

...suddenly pilotdaryl and redlinefever come bursting into the lunchroom amidst warfare screaming their lungs away; this distracts the EA officers who suddenly fall to the ground, while the lunchroom people just stare at the two.  Pilotdaryl's super-scream didn't seem to affect the lunchroomers, who thought they were opening their mouths and screaming in silence... so...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied fired a cookie at pilotdaryl's mouth to shut him up. However, he loaded the wrong cookie, and accidently fired at 6000 kph away from pilotdaryl. Soon everyone started to run around the lunchroom to doge the super bouncy, rubber cookie that is smashing the walls, floor, and the ceiling and leaving giant holes in them at about 6000 kph. Then...

[vailo 13]

...the rubber cookie hit the fire alarm in the lunchroom. But the water that came out of the ceiling was actually prune juice. Now everyone was forced to drink 8 gallons of prune juice to keep themselves from drowning. 6 - 8 hours later, however, the lunchroom bathrooms were UNDER REPAIR, the rubber cookie having blasted all the plumbing away.

[archesrule29 0]

Then, the arch clones returned, though this time, with special armour. They were a special subdivision of arch clones... the elite... the best... the LOLs.

Losers

On

Lollies

A special subdivision destined to fix up plumbing,  the LOLs stormed the lunchroom washroom, instantly beginning to fix the plumbing, but...

[vailo 13]

... a newbie decided that he was too cool to read the rules, and *ACCIDENTALLY* broke the two-post rule. Then a mod came in and attempted to ban the user with his cookie-shooter, but hit the LOLs. The LOLs then decided to stop fixing the plumbing and chase the moderator. After the mod left the room...

[Joetropian1 1]

a flood of JT1 signings came in a carried away everyone to a little Pacific Island. On the island a bucnh of ogres and turtles served tea to them. They felt contented and decided to stay. Unfortunately the ogres and sea turtles were actually evil and ate them all. But...

JT1

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied's cookie lancher manufunctioned and fired a time bomb nuclear cookie which killed  everyone in 5 seconds.

Meanwhile, Hahsyoudied was still doging the flying rubber cookie, suddenly..... 

[vailo 13]

...a the bell rang and kids flooded into the lunchroom, unaware that a nuke cookie was flying around. Then the kids decided that there was to be a food fight, and they stole Hahayoudied's cookie launcher and misused it and created a worm hole the size of Alabama. Then a house crashed through the window and a car drove the the doors and a tree fell and a tornado formed in the middle of the room. The ghosts of the killed people haunted the lunchroom, and trapped the kids in the floor panels. The nuke cookie was still uncontained. That's when...

[archesrule29 0]

...the arch clones returned. They were all in LOL suits, ready to contain the nuclear cookie gone wrong. They grabbed hold of it, and disposed of it via repeated mashing from giant stone arches. Then came the matter of the ghosts. They all pulled out radios playing the Ghostbusters theme and...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied used his cookie launcher to defend the ST lunchroom from Dr. Vu's undead army that were approching. Even though the cookies are super explosive, the zombies still continue to march toward the lunchroom.

Hahayoudied swiched to cookies that releases HUGE fire when it hits something. The arch clones noticed the fire cookies were burning and killing the zombies, and that Dr.Vu dispached a mob of robots to attack the ST lunchroom. The arch clones attacked the robots by using tasers, which caused the robots to breakdown and manufunction. Soon, Dr.Vu uses his most deadly secert weapon on the lunchroom, which is.....

[vailo 13]

...the UFO U-Drive-It vehicle. After using his bird calling skills, the UFO crashed through the broken windows, and smushed the robots, sending the alien driver flying out of the UFO cockpit. The alien was super strong, and super bouncy so it bounced off the walls of the lunchroom like a nuclear cookie. The president called...

[archesrule29 0]

...in the LOLs, IRS, CIA, FBI, ROFL, IDIOT, NOB, KNOB, NUB, and SWBF2 to destroy the extremely bouncy threat. The LOLs threw arches at it, which all disintegrated. The IRS did nothing. The CIA called in an air strike, which was shot down by the UFO's automatic laser defense system. The FBI tried the same thing as the CIA, with the same results. The ROFLs rolled on the floor laughing. The IDIOTs threw pathetic insults at the alien, which did no harm. The NOBs blamed the ROFLs for everything not working and started a flame war. The KNOBs started attacting themselves to the lunchroom doors. The NUBs screamed and ran away. Then the SWBF2 sent an entire Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Acclamator Class Frigate from the Battle Above Coruscant, filled with Clone Troopers. The Clones formed up, and...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...pilotdaryl came zooming into the battle in his ZK-131 interceptor.  Some LOLs which were flying TIE fighters turuned towards pilotdaryl and fired their lasers.  Pilotdaryl had to act quickly to avoid them, then fired a missile, aiming for the middle of the group.  The LOLs thought pilot was going to miss.  Suddenly the missile explodes with a huge blast radius, destroying all the LOL starfighters.  hahayoudied and archesrule29 speed into the battle...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied stuffed the dumb alien into a toilet, then flush. The alien did flush, but got stuck in the main sewage line in the ST lunchroom. Then, I stuffed a self-inflating and designed to highly resist against poping balloon that takes in air around it into the toilet and flushed it. As the alien tried to crawl out of the sewage line, it was stopped by the balloon that jammed itself in the sewage line.

Meanwhile, Dr. VU was still trying to attack the lunchroom. So, he crawled into another UFO ship and begin to attack it. Pilotdaryl and the LOLs joined up to take down Dr. Vu, however, Dr.Vu had a warhead that was called "stink bomb" and fired at the LOLs. The stink bomb was so stinky, that the LOLs' jetfighters crashed into the robots and the zombies because the LOLs jet fighter can't stand the smell, even when they are in a air proof jet fighters. Hahayoudied setted up stationary automatic cookie launcher guns based on rail gun designs that allows the cookie launcher guns to shoot up to 10,000 kph. The automatic guns took down the mobs of zombies and robots very quickly, and then they all pointed up and fired at the UFO ship. Dr.Vu had a super powerful energy shield on which protected him from harm. He fired a maxium charge blast at ST lunchroom, but he forgot to turn off the energy shield, which resulted his UFO and himself blow to pieces. Everyone celebrated in the ST room for their victory, however they noticed a puddle of sewage was dribbling out of the bathroom and the kitchen thanks to the self- inflating balloon that can't be popped that is stuck in the main ST lunchroom sewage pipe and causing the sewage to backup. Soon, the arch clones decided to...

[Deionn 137]

whip out their super long salami sticks and beat Haha with em. Deion30296 walked into the room and saw all this commotion so he brought his Peacemaker and shot one clone in the head, this caused the other clones to...

[simmaster07 1,221]

dance! then...

[archesrule29 0]

...they realized, 'Wait! That wasn't that mod that hit us! That was our own guy!' Enfuriated, the arch clones called in an entire convoy of ROFL-Class Space Frigates, brimming over with arch clones. They all set their superlasers on Deion30296 and fired. Deion30296 disintegrated instantly. But it had blown the roof from the lunchroom. The remaining LOLs got back to work with the plumbing, getting ready to dive down the toilet and remove the offending balloon. But also, there were the ghosts. Children were running around, screaming. LOLs had their radios still playing the Ghostbusters theme, so they came up with a brilliant idea! They called The...

_{IF YOU SAY THEY ORDER PIZZA OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT I WILL SEND THE ARCH CLONES ON YOU AND YOU WILL MEET THE SAME FATE AS DEION30296. NOW COPY THIS INTO 10 POSTS AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN. HURRY, FOOL!}

[Deionn 137]

They order pizza.

[Hahayoudied 3]

But I stole them, and the balloon got BIGGER! The balloon got so big, that it pushed out the LOLs out of the sewage pipe. The super giant balloon soon GREW out of all the sinks, toilets, and etc, and pushing ALL of the sewage out of the sewage pipes. As a result, much of the lunchroom's floor is covered with smelly sewage, crap, and etc.

Meanwhile, I fired laughing gas cookies at the clones who were beating me, so they will be distracted and laughing for about a hour. I then sat down and start eating.

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[pilotdaryl 25]

The pizza had lots of chili sauce which sent Hahayoudied into a huuge belch as the bubble of chili gas in his stomach popped.  Pilotdaryl, still in the space battle, noticed hahayoudied and archesrule29 weren't in their starfighters; their clones were.  He thought this might've been some glitch in the lunchroom's computer game program so he took out the disc and began inspections.

This made everybody freeze solid and they would stay like that until pilotdaryl stuffed the disc back into the computer.  All other people who had lunchroom disks also had their screens frozen.  So.....

[screamingman12 30]

President Bush came in and threatened to invade if the CD was not put back into the computer, later, John Kerry, Al Gore, and all the other politicians that he underhandedly defeated came into the room and started a restling match, which was later interupted by...

[archesrule29 0]

...the ghosts of the dead people. They swooped down, and started wrestling John Kerry, Al Gore, and all of the other politicians. Laughing out loud, the LOLs accidentally pressed some random numbers on a phone. They accidentally called... THE GHOSTBUSTERS! (Finally!) Quick to arrive, THE GHOSTBUSTERS sucked up all of the ghosts, but also the politicians! Pilotdaryl was just going to put in the disk when suddenly ropes fell from the nonexistant roof. In came...