The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[pilotdaryl 25]

Everybody knows what happened to the old Simtropolis Lunchroom game.  Quite simply, everybody just forgot about it.  Now look whos here to BRING IT BACK--the Simtropolis Lunchroom Game is back yet again and better than ever!  To start us off, here is the first post of the original thread:

Originally posted by Dusktrooper on November 30, 2004:

Old timers in ST will remember this forum game! I certainly do, and this is a resurrection of it!

Anyway, essentially, in this game, everyone kinda messes around, but do keep things within the rules.

Example: Dusktrooper walks into the lunchroom, and puts down a bowl of stuff*

Then, someone replies like this:

_______ takes the bowl, and flings it against the wall, causing a commotion, and a fight starts

Someone else replies to this, in a humerous manner of some sort, and it just goes on and on...

Ok, this doesnt make any sense at first, but once it gets running along, it'll be great! It would be better if some of the old timers around here would get this thing moving along!quote>

Well, thats how simple this game is!  Now to begin this game:

Pilotdaryl flings a rock towards the door to the old Simtropolis Lunchroom, going inside and...

[pickled_pig 7]

...realizing nobody's in there but him. Suddenly he comes to the epiphany that he needs to actually get more people into the lunchroom if he wants to simulate the cliqueyness of middle school. It happens that at that time, pickled_pig finds the old lunchroom, knowing what it is but never having been. He peeks in and...

[nerdly_dood 26]

gets pushed in by nerdly_dood. Thus seeing a nearly abandoned lunchroom, n_d flips all the tables he can get to, throws half of them into a pile on top of pickled_pig and tips over an oven in the kitchen, then leaves when he hears the trumpets heralding the arrival of Dirk.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Next thing I knew, Dirk's magical powers transformed the old abandoned lunchroom into some sort of magical place complete with chandeliers and fancy tables, virtually turning it into a luxury buffet, but that would only last until...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

some dlorwani walk in and demand that everyone leave the lunchroom, so they can have it to themselves. Because of this...

[John94538 0]

...A war ensues between the two beings and the ST people win (yay!). The first people eat at the marvelous and long tables when suddenly...

[pilotdaryl 25]

an explosion from nearby rocked the floor of the Simtropolis lunchroom.  Everyone looked outside...

[cokeman1 0]

hey, its just a bunny, wierd its got burn marks,ooooooo, i throw bunny back the way it came from "keep that damn bunny in your own game will you" turns around only to notice...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

the Ancient city-ship Atlantis fly overhead, chasing the bunny, and once Atlantis leaves the area...

[djrules5454 5]

djrules5454_simtropolisedition, the user with arguably the longest username of those active over the last 2-1/2 years, walks in, demands a pie, and then...

[pickled_pig 7]

...it gets thrown in his face. After wiping the pie off his face, he looks in front of him, noticing that a bright spotlight is nearly blinding him. Looking at the man in the suit who threw the pie into his face, he realizes he's now in a vaudeville production. Knowing this, he...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...screams and runs straight into a wall, almost collapsing it. The sounds of screams, glass breaking, and laser-fire come from outside.  Pilot went outside, and then looked up...

[archesrule29 0]

to find archesrule29 watching television. So that was the racket. Then, archesrule29 looked down at pilot, and for no reason threw a pie at him. Luckily he missed, but it hit...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied, hahayoudied wipes the pie off his face and has a very, very, angry face. He then  throws a bunch of super hot, fresh, right out of the oven, sugar cookies at archrule29  and turns around and saw...

[Hamish 1,369]

... nothing at all. Archesrule29 was then hit in the back of the head by a fridge suspended by a few ropes. Turns to the crowd and sees hamish holding a lever in his hand, thats when...

[pilotdaryl 25]

I thought this was a failure... but since it is the New Year, LET THIS LUNCHROOM STORY CONTINUE ON!!!

...an airplane pops up and starts dropping pies down on everybody.  The crowd starts running in different directions, crashing into each other until not a single person is standing up.  The airplane turns around...

[Hahayoudied 3]

And gets hit by Hahayoudied's super hard and super burnt sugar cookies that is being fired 200 kph at the airplane with a large powerful cookie launcher that he built. The cookies punched holes into the airplane. Then, he fired some of cookies at the airplane engine and the cookies punched holes into the engine and the airplane's engine blew up. As a result, the airplane crash. Hahayoudied begin to walk to the crash landed airplane to see who was the pilot, and he saw...

[pagenotfound 53]

that his head was a giant cookie and his body was a ham and limbs were sausages. Astonished and shocked at the same time Hahayoudied trips on a piece of debris and falls. Then....

[Hamish 1,369]

... lands in a pot of boiling carbon (metal with one of the highest melting point). Thats just before...

[Hahayoudied 3]

When the airplane pilot came out and it he or she was holding a heavy gun. Soon, a group of people stepped out of the crash landed airplane, they were equiped with heavy armors and guns. They they fired at Hahayoudied 100 times, then they stromed into Simtropolis Lunchroom and deamanded everyone to buy Simcity Societies 2 which is worth $1000 and the new crappy game is the same as the old version, but much worse and only 20% finished. A explodion occured outside, but they didn't care until...

[pilotdaryl 25]

an alien ship appeared as soon as the explosion died down.  Pilotdaryl, completely amazed, ran up to the thing and started examining it.  Everybody else did the same.  Everything was going well until...

[bbfan02 23]

The aliens jumped out of the ship, terrified everyone...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Then, EA people begin to open fire at the aliens, and all the aliens was killed and nobody was hurt or killed except for the aliens. Then, there was a much bigger and louder explodion and it came from the lunchroom. When everyone went back into the lunchroom to see what happened, they saw...

[rct3twins 14]

A giant turkey just born from an egg! Rct3twins walks by, whistling a random tunes and when he sees the giant turkey, he goes "Woh! What the damn hell?!". Then an cyborg replied: "Yeah, ok, today's lunch is gonna be turkey." When suddenly the turkey...

[archesrule29 0]

's eyes turned to a burning green. It's head twitched towards the cyborg. Suddenly, in a voice that sounded human, it began to sing...

[Hahayoudied 3]

The turkey begin to sing the Can Can song and the turkey does the Can Can dance at the same time. The cyborg self destructs when the cyborg saw the turkey doing to Can Can dance and heard the Can Can song. Hahayoudied somehow came back alive in a normal human form. He saw the turkey dancing and singing. He then pulled out a upgraded cookie launcher that can fire cookies  300 kph. Hahayoudied fired at the turkey's head, which killed the turkey. Then, a giant airplane came out of nowhere and the airplane begin to...

[Ded 30]

...flap its wings, and flew off into the sunset. Thats when ded hurled a spoonful of Mashed Potato at Rybolton.

...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...who ended up getting angry and turning into a bluish monster similar to the Hulk.  Thats when I come in and throw the only beta copy of SimCity Societies at Rybolton...

[rct3twins 14]

Who , still in the Hulk form, escaped the lunchroom and started rampaging the City of Simtropolis. Hahayoudied used his upgraded-cookie-launcher which was furtherly upgraded to shoot cookies now at 500 Mph (not kph) to shoot at Rybolton. Rct3twins decided this would be a good time to take out a lethal PEZ dispenser that shoots fire, missiles, bombs and nukes at the same time and starting to fire at Rybolton. He missed and instead shot a part of the lunchroom into exploding. A construction team comes and started to work on the patio at the destroyed part of the school. When suddenly...

[Hahayoudied 3]

the real Hulk showed up. Worse, the Hulk has somehow turned into a giant Hulk. Hahayoudied upgraded his cookies launcher and he loaded his cookie launcher 0.4 with 25 super hard, super burnt, and covered with spikes instead of the soft cookies. He then begin to fire at the Hulk, the cookies that was flying at 800 kph bounced off of the giant Hulk instead of going right through the giant Hulk. Hahayoudied screamed and ran for his life as the giant Hulk chased him. People in the lunchroom heard the scream and they...