The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[vailo 13]

I come back from my vacation in school, and throw my backpack on a table, unaware about anything going on around me. I get out my laptop and start working on an essay about "Mind and Matter: How to Become More Self-Aware of Your Surroundings"

[pilotdaryl 25]

...took the laptop and immediately shut it down. Pilotdaryl was locked in a cupboard, fearing nobody would find him, until.....

[Mother of Invention 23]

got bored reading waterstreets loooong post and fell asleep in the middle of.....

[rct3twins 14]

that. Suddenly, the EA officers break in and steal the laptop...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...while someone using the laptop is trying to fix a page flip bug...

[LironTheChick 20]

...did nothing and was sent to Argentina from Sweden for a transit to Antarctica when suddenly...

[nerdly_dood 26]

isn't posting here right now, and I really don't care about ... wait, mabe I SHOULD read about this matter that transcends time...

[reads]

Hmmm, you glorify a ST user other than yourself, eh? Hmm... How can I resolve this?

[ponders]

Oh! There is only one solution to this: Nuclear war!

[nerdly_dood 26]

isn't posting here right now, and I really don't care about ... wait, mabe I SHOULD read about this matter that transcends time... [reads] Hmmm, you glorify a ST user other than yourself, eh? Hmm... How can I resolve this? [ponders] Oh! There is only one solution to this: Nuclear war!

[TimeMaster 4]

But suddenly everything reverted to normal because Hamish changed the past so that the Nuclear War had never happened due to the changes, because he had broken nerdly_doods leg. Hamish then comes back to the present from TimeMaster's Time Machine and gives everyone a pat on the back. The apparently some evil bunny start appearing out of middair, and everyone gets assorted food fighting equipments, including Cookie Launchers, Jerky Launchers, Orange Pulp Stunners etc. Everyone turns them on the option named "Kill" and fires at will. The bunnies don't die, but they apparently go flying out into space. Luckily the bunnies stopped appearing...

[Hahayoudied 3]

But the laptop was failing!

As the 10 second countdown begin, everyone saw the laptop.

Suddenly, the laptop freezes at the last second, saying...

"Time frozen in an attempted to stop the time failure, attempting to resume the time without repairing the OS would result in time failure".

Everyone and everything in the outer space froze, who can repair the laptop without resuming the time?

[pilotdaryl 25]

Out there, in space, there was a flash of light and a large spaceship came out of it.  The time freeze apparently also modified the future and caused time distortions, and the large spaceship ended up coming out above earth.  They notice that its habitable, yet looking down at the people on the planet, nobody is moving...

[TimeMaster 4]

...so they decide to just move right in. They climb out of their spaceship, they apparently look like floating brown blobs. The stack up the people, lock them in their closets, and inhabit their homes. This went on for a few minutes, until one of them accidently clicked "Resume Countdown" on Hahayoudied's laptop. Then the people come alive and start banging rather loudly on the closet doors. The brown blob people open the doors, but they never saw what hit them. When the people got out the countdown was on 0.5 seconds. Then, someone got there just in time to press "...

[rct3twins 14]

"Shut down", which shut down the computer...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Good news, countdown stopped...

Bad news, the aliens is attacking ST lunchroom because their leader is trapped in a toliet...

[TimeMaster 4]

because he really needed to go, but he didn't know how to use the toilet. Everyone starts screaming but Hahayoudied grabs a Cookie Launcher and fires. "pow...pow...pow" You can even here the aliens going "hhgghhgghhkkjjddkk." Suddenly Dirk struts in. He looks at the door. He blinks. He walks away. He returns with this huge...

-Time

[pilotdaryl 25]

administrator magic wand.  With a single swish and the press of a button, all the aliens disappeared, all the swear words on the white board disappeared, and all the mess got cleaned up.  There was only one problem...

[Hamish 1,370]

It wasn't Dirk, it was really...

[Hahayoudied 3]

It was a hacker who stole the wand.

Soon, Hahayoudied fired the cookie at the hacker, and took the wand. However, he accidenty broke the wand when his cookie launcher misfired...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...sending hahayoudied 35,000 feet in the air until he crashed into an airplane...

[TimeMaster 4]

... but luckily SkiGeek was the pilot, so Hahayoudied was saved. He fell right back down to the lunchroom, and landed on smack dab on the floor. But landed safely and wasn't hurt. Suddenly the fake Dirk walks in but a cookie alarm was set off and the cookies battered him to the ground. Then the real Dirk used his moderating powers to ban the hacker. Then everyone starts cheering and there was a huge parade down Main Street...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

...complete with Santa Claus and that awful drum cadence from SC3K that misses the final beat causing everyone to take quick shuffle step to stay in time to the music...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Until, suddenly, the SCS music starts to play, worse, a hypnotizing music begins to play. Soon, everyone, including ST members (except for Hahayoudied) beings to march toward local stores, wanting to buy SCS and Spore. Hahayoudied then noticed the huge line of people, and then...

[pilotdaryl 25]

took out his un-hypnotizer gun, and fired.  Everyone around became un-hypnotized, but when they noticed they were lining up at stores and wanting to buy SCS or holding SCS in their hands...

[TimeMaster 4]

...and playing it. Then they noticed it was that game they had played a couple months ago, and everyone went back a for a refund, but apparently the store owners had disappeared, because of...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

...a rift in the time-space continuum. Instead they were confronted with an army of Spider-Man clones who...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Were killed by EA. Soon, EA launched their game, Spores. Hahayoudied knew there was a foul play, but doesn't know what is exactly wrong, until thousands of people had already bought Spores and installed it. Soon...

[pilotdaryl 25]

everyone began to buy the recently released SimCity Creator and if they didn't have one, a Wii...

[TimeMaster 4]

...Seller would come to their house and make the people buy every single Wii in stock. Luckily, this all stopped when everyone noticed it was only 2 days until election day...

[Hahayoudied 3]

And Hahayoudied broke his right arm while using an excersing machine 3 days ago, and got a cast on his broken arm. Suddenly, his laptop is manulfunctioning and begin to warp time, AGAIN.

Hahayoudied tried to reverse the laptop, but with using only his left hand, he couldn't. Meanwhile, Dirk was operating a giant wreaking ball machine was destroying the proud ST city, and everyone was starting to turn gray...

[Hamish 1,370]

Every one except for hamish. He was just too happy changing colours all the time.

It amused him that every one was going gray...