The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[pilotdaryl 25]

...members of Al Qaeda who took president Bush hostage in front of pilotdaryl, who was defenseless.  So in order to prevent witnesses, they took pilotdaryl too.  Both president bush and pilotdaryl ended up in a small building on the outskirts of the Simtropolis, locked up in one cell and tied up all over.  Suddenly, a silhouette of  a figure stood against the bright lights outside.  The jail bars suddenly disappeared, and so did the silhouette.  Pilotdaryl and president Bush are no longer tied.  They walk toward the light and end up in...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Dr.Vu jumped down onto Pilotdaryl and smashed the CD as pilotdaryl was walking toward ST lunchroom, Bus was nowhere to be found. EVERYONE and EVERYTHING was frozened. Meanwhile, Hahayoudied computer game was frozen, so he hacked pilotdaryl's computer and installed the game so it won't require a CD.

Meanwhile, Hahayoudied was still eating the pizza, and pilotdaryl landed on it. Hahayoudied scolded pilotdaryl, and smelled and saw the stinky sewage dribbling into the lunchroom from the kitchen. The LOLs couldn't stand the smell, even with their oxygen tank on, so, they ran out of the ST building, with their dry swiming gears on. The alien stuck in the sewage piple tried to pop the balloon by firing laser at it, which didn't work. The balloon grew so large, that it blocked the main city sewage pipe, and only one main building pipe connects to the part of the blocked city sewage line, EA HQ branch building. SCC2 and SCS2 was almost finished in the EA branch building, until the sewage started to back up and poured into the devolopment room and the sewage touched a power stripe, which fried all the programmers and the computers, including the new crappy games that was under devolopment.

Meanwhile, the alien was sucked into the balloon somehow, and suffoercated to death from the meathane gas, stinky , rotten smell, and carbon dixocide gas. Soon, the balloon grew so much, that it filled the entire lunchroom, and the LOLs threw arches at it, which didn't work as the balloon bounces the arches back at the LOLs. Also, the balloon sucked in the ghosts and the politicians from the GhostBuster somehow and all of the died from the smell in the balloon. Th GhostBusters and everyone else got out of the ST lunchroom in time. Now, the balloon is starting to fill up the ST building. Then...

[Something_started 5]

..... Jimmy "the rev" Sullivan (youtube him) with his amazing composing skills and laid down an amazing solo that the LOL's got......

[pilotdaryl 25]

...shown all over archclone land.  Meanwhile, pilotdaryl is struggling to fix a large page flip bug in the game when suddenly on the computer screen appears a picture of president Bush then 'Hello Earthlings.  We do not come in peace," with some strange music.  President Bush has invaded pilotdaryl's PC!  People all over the country had these screens coming up unless the CD was put back into the computer, which was no longer possible due to them being hacked.  A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

[Hahayoudied 3]

BSOD! President Bush crashed ALL of the computers in the world (except for president Bush's state-of-the-art computer), including Al Qaeda and his members' computers, and sending all of the computers into a BSOD that can't be removed.

Meanwhile, Hahayoudied's laptop crashed into BSOD, so he used a old computer with Window 95. President Bush can't hack into those computers, since his virus isn't compatible with Window 95. Hahayoudied launches a super deadly computer virus that can delete ALL of the files in Bush's computer, and damage ALL of the hardware in the computer by forcing it to purposly to shut down cooling system, then run all of the other hardware to run at the max.

Soon, all of the computers in the world returned back to normal. However, the self-inflating, undamageable balloon have engufed the entire ST building and the surrounding area, and it sucked in 50 of Al Qaeda's members who gone insane before. Soon, the balloon turned into a HUGE monster that was in the movie Cloverfield. The monster started to grab random people and eat them, and crushing anything that is in it's way.

Soon, the monster started to head to Simtropolis City (with slightly over 1 billion people, the largest city out of ALL of the cities created by SC4 players) to cause more destructions and to find more people to eat.

The Simtropolis sent the HUGE air force, army, and navy force to take down the monster. However, the monster still got past the defence line (the monster's super thick, super strong  skin protected the monster) and already attacked the farming area surrounding the Simtropolis City's outskirt, which surround the HUGE city.

Hahayoudied fired super hard cookies at 500,000 kph with his cookie launcher version 3.0 at the monster, which had some effect on the monster when the cookies pierce the monster's skin and into the body. When the ST lunchroom members noticed the cookies flying at 500,000 kph was having some effect on the monster, they...

[Something_started 5]

Tried to jump up and eat the cookies but they missed because they were to slow. So the gave up on it and sense simtropolis city is animated with 1 billion people, hahayoudied uploaded a virus that would take down the monster, feed the sick, and then turn into a nuclear....

[Hahayoudied 3]

rocket that follows hahayoudied non stop. Hahayoudied fired a net cookie at the rocket, but the cookie launcher sparked and exploded. The magnetic electricty explodion pushed the rocket away, into the outer space. As Hahayoudied was seriously injured, lying on the ground, unable to move, and bleeding; the rest of the ST lunchroom members begin to party again. The members noticed Hahayoudied was nowhere to be found. Pilotdaryl...

[vailo 13]

...decided to make an F-14 Jet Fighter out of gum and toilet paper to look for Hahayoudied. As he started to make his way out of the lunchroom, the tailpipe got caught on the top of one of the lunchroom's walls. Then the nose dipped, and the plane got stuck facing the ground from high in the air. Thats when an atomic-cookie factory was going to be built on top of the lunchroom. After the factory was bulit...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...pilotdaryl built a B-52 bomber out of potatoes and clipboards and flew to the cookie factory, firing missiles at it.  In response, factory workers threw cookies at the plane.  While these did no damage hitting the B-52, some of them got into the engines...

[manubeas 0]

...and made the airplane crash into the sears tower but Piloydaryl was ejected from the plane just in time and landed on a some beautiful fields of flowers which were actually some evil...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Dr. Vu's death flowers. Pilotdaryl died the instant he hit the flowers. Dr. Vu then turned him into a zombie and send 1,000,000 zombies to attack Simtropolis city. Meanwhile, Hahayoudied was in a ST jet fighter, and he was told that a mobs of zombies are marching toward ST city.

Some of the zombies begin to march toward the EA HQ. EA tried to defend their HQ, but they were defeated due to being out numbered by about 1 to 50 and being caught off guard. Then, the zombies begin to march toward the lunchroom and the lunchroom members were already prepared to defend the lunchroom, however, the lunchroom members were out numbered from 1 to 500.

Hahayoudied was still injured and bleeding, and then the undead Pilotdaryl came up to Hahayoudied, Pilotdarylnoticed Hahayoudied was holding his laptop that had the super restore software installed; Pilotdaryl then decided to....

[pilotdaryl 25]

...take out his energy blaster; he started firing rounds of plasma energy blasts at hahayoudied, every time aiming for his laptop.  hahayoudied tried to dodge the blasts but ended up getting hit and dying.  News reports that pilotdaryl did this as 'revenge for making him die in the story.'  Meanwhile, Dr. Vu...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Took over ST lunchroom, but unable to take over ST city. Then, Dr.Vu turned EA building into his secret base. the Lunchroom was turned into a large storage complex. Pilotdaryl killed Hahayoudied and then marched off to Dr. Vu's new base to recieve commands from Dr. Vu.

The rest of remaining lunchroom members had to find a way to bring Pilotdaryl and Hahayoudied back alive to get their lunchroom back and to destory Dr. Vu's undead army before it is too late...

[rct3twins 14]

And I'm back!

...And rct3twins built a time machine where they go back in time to whenever time before Pilot and Haha died. Then the time machine explodes, leaving them stranded in whatever timeline this is...

[un1 41]

...but un1 doesn't know where they are. So he lets someone else save them. So he runs and finds, simmaster07. Sadly, he doesn't do anything so now it is up to un1 again so he buildsa time machine in hopes to find them when...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...a dinosaur starts chasing him all around the forest where the lunchroom (would, in 65 million years) stood.  un1 made a terrible mistake and he is all alone in the dinosaur era when suddenly...

[rct3twins 14]

BOOM! Comes the meteor that killed all dinosaurs. Now as a skeleton, un1 works 24/7 building the time machine when 5 years later, Dr. Brown from Back to the future appears in his (in)famous modded delorean. Un1 goes "Aw! Comon! I almost finished!"...

[Hahayoudied 3]

A metorite slams into earth, but then he was automaticly transported, back to when the monster from Cloverfield was attacking Simtropolis city. Un1 then decided to...

[un1 41]

...go to the future year of 2080 when Simtropolis was a SC4, CXL, SC5, CXL2, SC6, CXLL and SC7D fansite with over 1,000,000 people in the forums. un1 then whent in his time machine again just to find...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...his baggage, deciding he would stay in this time.  Pilotdaryl, now a commercial pilot working for Air Canada, was stopping by the refurbished ST lunchroom of 2080, carrying a handheld computer and playing Cities XL.  Suddenly, a plane...

[vailo 13]

...that was full of mail had to empty its load. Upon releasing its cargo (it was a refurbrished B-2 bomber), the stealth cargo plane landed and crashed into a time warp portal. Then it was sent into 1902. The Wright brothers modified it to create a cruddy two wing aircraft that could only fly 7 MPH for 120 feet. Nikola Tesla decided to congratulate the Wright brothers on describing how Wilbur used quantum physics and electromagnetism to win the coin toss. As spectators saw the lunchroom and walken in it, they were surprised at what they saw. "Handheld computers?" "Napkins at every meal?" "AC power?!" As people crowded around and took pilotdaryl's laptop and marveled at Cities XL, pilotdaryl took out his atomic cookie launcher...

[Hahayoudied 3]

and it failed before it can be used.

Meanwhile, Hahayoudied was playing on his laptop, and then the monster that tried to destory Simtropolis city suddeny came out of the ground, which resulted a weak earthquake occuring. Hahayoudied saw the monster, and then ran back into the Lunchroom to tell everyone that the monster is back. As everyone started to grab or make weapons, the monster begin to destory the EA building and then started to march toward the Lunchroom.

[rct3twins 14]

And rct3twins woke up.

Why hadn't he thought of that? It was all a dream!

But reality thought otherwise when the monster approached the lunchroom, with members of the lunchroom wielding weapons such as the "Atomic cookie launcher", "Atomic atomic weapons launcher", and so on.

Then the monster (apparently a dragon) was knocked out for no reason...

[Hamish 1,370]

... other than he had too much to drink.

So the members of the Simtropolis Lunchroom Game went up the the monster, that was apparently a dragon, and...

[waterstreet 1]

upon close inspection found it was a genetically patented creature of EA sent to wipe out the Simtropolis society. Discovering this the members of Simtropolis decided...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...to launch a strike on EA workers until the real SimCity 5 came out.  EA workers, who were actually also annoyed at EA for not creating a SC5, joined them.  Everyone was carrying torches and pitchforks and began to create a large mob surrounding the EA building.  While pounding at the concrete wall separating them from the building...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied fired a steel cookie at the EA building at 10,000 kph. The cookie bounced off the building. When everyone saw it happening, they thought it was strange. Soon, a swarm of EA jet bombers begin to drop copies of SCS and SCC onto the mob. Everyone....

[waterstreet 1]

ran for cover, but a few feel victim to SCC and became consumed with frustration and rage playing on their Wiis and DS's. Those who avoided being caught off guard by SCC had to quickly devise a new offense on the EA headquarters while amidst the sky the EA jets regrouped for another attack run. With our numbers dwindling the new plan was...

[Hamish 1,370]

...to run. So we ran until we couldn't run anymore, which unfortunately wasn't far because we play Simcity all day and sit around in lunch rooms eating. But, as luck would have it, ...

[rct3twins 14]

Cities XL just came out and got a score of 10 on GameSpot and IGN. It broke the slaes record in one day and beated the hell outta GTA IV. Everyone was hypnotized by the game, except for EA employees...

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