How is the person above you going to die?

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

Homeandaway got eaten by Homer Simpson

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

sorry looking at the wrong page. bbfan will get beaned, literally

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Kiwi n Grapes will die when he gets eaten alive by Species 8472.

[SimsRealtor 20]

Leech10 will have leeches all over Leech10's body then they will crawl inside the body and then eat everything, then Leech10 will deflate and look like a popped balloon.

[Joetropian1 1]

Sims Realator will die when monkeys throw him off a cliff. Why? I have no idea.

bbfan02, Sir Puff is a registered Miltonian Knight of the Knights of Milton and Official Regent of Milton Bay. He cannot be defeated!

JT1

[bbfan02 23]

Joe will die when Sir Puff somehow gets defeated.

[Ryanbababoogerbum 0]

bbfan02 will die while dancing to 'Thriller' with his dog marple. he slips and breaks his neck on a chair leg.

[Wrightguy0 40]

Ryan will die from some nasty booger related infection that seems to be a new form of syphilys

(I'm a guy BTW)

[nihonkaranws 89]

Wrightguy0 will die when he falls off a building and breaks is back on a coconut tree. Whahahahahah! HA!

[sakarr 1]

i think nihonkaranws will die when president bush decides to invade the rest of the world shortly before leaving office

hahaha

[Smarty218 2]

sakarr will die when that weird... thing... in his avatar rises from fiction...

[Hamish 1,370]

Smarty218 will die when that weird... thing... in his avatar rises from fiction...

[Joetropian1 1]

hamish will die when noone visits his maps.

bbfan02, just for future reference, my name isn't actually Joe. And SP can't be defeated because... uh... I said so!

JT1

[Hahayoudied 3]

He or she will commit suicide when his or her computer motherboard dies...

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

Hahayoudied Laughed to death to "wierd al's" White and Nerdy

[Hamish 1,370]

Kiwi n Grapes will die form "weird al" yankovic because he called him "weird al" and not "weird al" yankovic.

[Joetropian1 1]

Hamish will eat a popcorn kernel and it will not choke him because it's an alien that teleports him to Jupiter where he sees the Great Red Spot up close and publishes a scientific paper on it but it can't get to Earth and gets sent randomly to Mars where rock people read it and get mad and try to destroy Earth but they get sucked into a black hole... and then after the Sun floats away, it causes your wife to come after you with a tank.

The End

And I am a he.

JT1

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Joetropian will talk himself to death.

[Hahayoudied 3]

manticorefan will get his finger cut off and he or she will bleed to death when he messes with my clipboard.

[Joetropian1 1]

Hahayoudied will laugh to death.

JT1

[bbfan02 23]

For making a bad joke.

[Joetropian1 1]

For pointing out a bad joke.

JT1

[Trainmaster423 0]

I've been away for a while, so I'll have to make something extra weird. Here we go:

Joetropian1 is working at the Jello factory one day when he opens a supply closet. JT1 decides to shine an LED flashlight into his eyes. His massive glasses focus the beam onto his pupils which focus it even more. He is temporarily blinded but tries to walk anyway. He falls over a railing into the vat of semi-solid jello ten feet below. It solidifies around him, but JT1 starts eating it. He makes a breathing space when the grinding wheels at the bottom start. He slips between them somehow and gets sucked into a black hole at the center of the powder tank. It transports him to the Wonka factory, where he eats one of those meal pills that makes him turn blue and bulgey. The Oompa Loompas can't reverse the process fast enough and he explodes like that bratty girl in the movie.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I challenge someone to beat that! Not really.

[Za 164]

Trainmaster will get run over by a train

[nerdly_dood 26]

Za will die laughing at the person who actually BEATS Trainmaster's next-to-last post.

[pagenotfound 53]

driving a dune buggy off a 2,345 ft high cliff into a pit of scavenging zombies and giant man-eating worms. (?) 

[Joetropian1 1]

the person above me: pagenotfoundwill runout of paper to eat.

trainmaster for making one longer than mine:

Trainmaster will try to make a huge post but his fingers will fall off. He tries to grab them but falls through the floor. Then he lands in a reception room, where the music makes him deaf. He leaves to find a doctor but is kidnapped by aliens. The aliens take him through the Stargate, but it malfunctions and sends him into a vat of chocolate syrup in the middle of the Moon. He gets out just in time to find rock monsters attacking Earth so he blasts off to found a conspiracy but it backfires and he is sent to live on amn abondoned island but he finds another Stargate and leaves to Mars but it malfunctions too and he ends up in a forest with a ray gun so he tries to take over the world but some monkeys throw him off a cliff but he lands on a boat and is shipped unknowningly to Singapore but it blows up and he lands in Shanghai and starts a successful Real Estate business but the monkeys burn down his headquarters and he goes missing for a week and ends up in a secret base in Antarctica and his memory is erased but he figures out how to make a time machine and tries to go back to meet Shakespeare or something but ends up with the dinosaurs so he tries to rule the dinosaurs but they rebel and eat him.

The ________ _______ end!!!!!

JT1

[Trainmaster423 0]

WOW!!! I guess someone did beat me. JT1 will die of loneliness when he isn't common anymore.

[Hamish 1,370]

Some train accident will kill Trainmaster423, don't ask how though. Just try and stay away from steam train boilers for a while.