How is the person above you going to die?

[un1 41]

When one of the moderators (this is not likely to happen) get extremly mad that you have a locked thread in your signature.

[Hahayoudied 3]

noypi07 will die when a Moderator comes by and ban him or her for breaking the two post rule.

[LironTheChick 20]

Hahayoudied will become hahaIdied when the originator got mad to him and eat him for not following the rules. It should be the person above you, not the person above the person above you. Shame on you!

[archesrule29 0]

Noypi will die when Chuck Norris finds him. Which will will happen right now. Haha. Ha.

Ha.

[un1 41]

archesrule29 will die when arches are bannned in Canada... Haha!!!

[Cornish terrorist 1]

un1 Will die when he gets poked in the eye with a sharp stick falls into a bottomless pit and dies of starvation whiles falling forever

[Hahayoudied 3]

Cornish terrorist will ironicly  die when he or she gets killed by another terrorist.

[Trainmaster423 0]

Hahayoudied will get his finger cut off by the clipping part on his clipboard and bleeds out.

[simsmart 1]

Trainmaster423 will get hit by a train.

[Hamish 1,370]

An engine blow out on a plane.

[LironTheChick 20]

hamish will die when his or her head blows while browsing on some forums that have an IQ test before you can join.

[Hahayoudied 3]

noypi07 will die the same way as hamish died....

[un1 41]

Hahayoudied will die when everyone dies. Hahayoudied then will become so lonely that Hahayoudied will do suicide...

[pagenotfound 53]

Eats an explosive Twinkie

[Hahayoudied 3]

un1 will get killed by a moderator when he breaks the two post rule (which un1 already did break the two post rule).

[un1 41]

Haha... I made you mess up on you're 1000 post... This will be a good memory...

You will die because you didn't kill pagenotfound you killed me even though I was not there...

[Hahayoudied 3]

I have the god given right to break the two post rule to kill un1 for deleting his post, which messed up everything...

Un1 will die when whack him in the head repeatly with my clipboard!

[Something_started 5]

hahayoudied will die right after laughing at UN1 for dieing from being whacked repeatedly with his/its/her clipboard picture.

[un1 41]

You there will die when I kill you.

[Hamish 1,370]

un1 will die when the citizens of "Chain Island" come alive and bash him to death.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hamish will die when I burn down Chuck Noris's house and then blame it on Hamish...

[archesrule29 0]

Hahayoudied will die when after laughing hysterically to the point he suffocates.

[Hamish 1,370]

Archesrule29 will be clubbed to death with a cube.

[un1 41]

hamish will die when you fall of a tower on the edge of a cliff that at the bottom is a sea full of Jelly Fish.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Un1 will commit suicide when a hacker deletes his CJs, all of his posts, and his account.

[Hamish 1,370]

Hahayoudied will get killed by an infected paper cut.

[un1 41]

hamish will die when a club called people who have more posts than un1 will kill all people with less posts than me... lol...

[simsmart 1]

un1 will die during a lightning storm in thunder bay.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Simsmart will die when the airplane in his or her avatar crashes into him or her.

[Something_started 5]

hahayoudied will laugh to death